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Geek quote, Posted by animesoup on Nov 9th, 2006, 10:20 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@Token> we will give life to nhjm using a few lines of perl
<@Token> why do we need a real nhjm when we can make our own?
<@Siren> true
<@Siren> all you need is "pie" and "lol" and "....."
<@Token> it cant be hard, just script it to say 'lol' and 'pie' between the hours of 6pm and 1am..
<@Token> or 'face!'
<@BadWolf> but who will correct my spelling!
<@Token> i can put a spellchecker in it, then when it detects a misspelled werd, it can say 'word*'
<@Token> followed by 'lol'
<@Siren> but it has to insult people
<@Token> how about it randomly sets people on FIRE and randomly explodes?
<@Token> or self-destruct
<@Siren> something like that
<@BadWolf> and killing people dont forget killing people
<@Token> making a realistic nhjm cant be too hard...
<@Siren> yeah, but only a real nhjm loves me :(
<@BadWolf> we are pioneers in atificial "intelligence"
<@Token> i can make perl loves you too :)
<@Siren> how can it love me?
<@BadWolf> lol
<@Token> i'll research the logs to see how he shows you affection and emulate it accordingly
<@Token> artificial love ~= love
<+Jack> yea
<@Token> my hand is proof
<@BadWolf> ..........
 
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