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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on May 13th, 2008, 6:05 am |
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[+ » jrm] those girlfriend installs are dangerous
[+ » jrm] they'll pwn finances-0.6a :/
[+ » PingBad] so bleeding that girlfriend-1.0 has a documented bank-leak?
[% » satmd] better hope virtualization is working out safely :p
[+ » PingBad] that is true, jrm
[+ » PingBad] but the fake-id-1.00-32-noarch.rpm patch fixes that bug
[+ » jrm] and you'll need to buy addons like jewellery-3.0.3 and roses-1.9.3
[% » satmd] hehe
[+ » jrm] .. especially if you want sex-0.6.9
[% » satmd] ahahaa
[+ » PingBad] and bjobs-0.6.9 too
[+ » PingBad] kids-0.0.1b is an optional package tho
[% » satmd] optional?
[% » Sporks] hmmm... optional is when she doesn't need to be addressed.
[+ » jrm] now THATs a dangerous one
[+ » PingBad] the installer may inform you that it's a dependency, but its not
[% » satmd] the kids package can subvert virtualization
[+ » PingBad] you simply install vasectomy-3.62.tar.gz prior to installing girlfriend-1.0
[+ » PingBad] problem solved :)
[+ » jrm] you gotta watch out though, you have girlfriend installed too long you'll end up getting a forced upgrade to wife-1.2 which can involve whiney-bitch-0.72 :/
[+ » PingBad] and divorce-settlement-0.fuck as well
* %satmd does echo "sys-partner/wife" >>/etc/portage/package.mask
[+ » jrm] oooh .. watch out for alimony-bendoverandfeelthepain-0.2b
[+ » PingBad] and the dominatrix-0.00 virus
[+ » jrm] lol
[+ » jrm] and this kids, is why you shouldnt install FreeBDSM
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Apr 17th, 2008, 11:51 am |
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[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] where the fuck
[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] did my right click go
[@ » PingBad] Treasure_Tiger2, you bought a mac, didn't you?
[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] no
[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] i bought vista
[@ » PingBad] well that explains it
[@ » PingBad] WHY THE HELL DID YOU DOWNGRADE YOUR COMPUTER?!?!?!
[@ » PingBad] Vista is the ME of XP dammit
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| Geek quote, Posted by Jason on Feb 5th, 2008, 1:34 pm |
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Scott: everyone knows vim is the best
Jason: cat is best
Jason: cat and echo
Scott: cat is not an editor
Jason: it is a document viewer
Jason: echo is a document creator
Jason: and together with grep, they are unbeatable
Jason: and maybe awk
Scott: thats just retarded
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| Geek quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:39 am |
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<coi> hehe
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits
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| Geek quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:37 am |
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<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller
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| Geek quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:37 am |
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<AR> <inbed sex="true" type="oral" partner="weekend" duration="3600" CumAt="3500" CumOn="face" volume="65">
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| Geek quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:34 am |
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<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb
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* tetsuOS has an ant on his computer screen, wtf?
<Wilfredo> wtf?
<Wilfredo> kill the ant
<tetsuOS> there aren't ant anywhere else in the house
<HydraPheetz> Take a screensh--
<HydraPheetz> nevermind
<Wilfredo> hehe
<tetsuOS> lol
<InsaneJuggalo> lol
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| Geek quote, Posted by FBI on Dec 2nd, 2006, 6:00 pm |
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* +Andy burps at WickedKlown
<+WickedKlown> haha
<+Andy> Mountain Dew i just drank
<+Andy> nasty
<+Andy> :D
* +WickedKlown uses his mind powers and stops time farts in Andys mouth
<+Andy> lol
* +Andy uses his l33t sk33ls and stops WickedKlown mind powers
<+Andy> :D
<+Andy> lol
<+Andy> you watching too much star trek WickedKlown
<+Andy> its irc :p
<+WickedKlown> Mwahahahaha "Plants a virius in Andys l33t sk33ls"
* +Andy uses Windows OneCare and deletes the infected virus
* +Andy uploads sexy.exe on WickedKlown computer :P
<+WickedKlown> hahaha you've been infected with the mega wicked virus and you rely on Microsux to fix it
<+WickedKlown> YOUR FUCKED!
<+Andy> lol
* +Andy slaps WickedKlown stop day dreaming
<+Andy> :P
<+Jess> lol
<+Andy> lmfao
<+WickedKlown> ok.. i'll stop emotionaly murdering you now Andy
<+Andy> no :p
<+Andy> np :p
<+Andy> :D
<+Andy> gawd i hate sexy.exe
<+Andy> I feel falling for it
<+Andy> lol
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| Geek quote, Posted by animesoup on Nov 9th, 2006, 10:20 pm |
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<@Token> we will give life to nhjm using a few lines of perl
<@Token> why do we need a real nhjm when we can make our own?
<@Siren> true
<@Siren> all you need is "pie" and "lol" and "....."
<@Token> it cant be hard, just script it to say 'lol' and 'pie' between the hours of 6pm and 1am..
<@Token> or 'face!'
<@BadWolf> but who will correct my spelling!
<@Token> i can put a spellchecker in it, then when it detects a misspelled werd, it can say 'word*'
<@Token> followed by 'lol'
<@Siren> but it has to insult people
<@Token> how about it randomly sets people on FIRE and randomly explodes?
<@Token> or self-destruct
<@Siren> something like that
<@BadWolf> and killing people dont forget killing people
<@Token> making a realistic nhjm cant be too hard...
<@Siren> yeah, but only a real nhjm loves me :(
<@BadWolf> we are pioneers in atificial "intelligence"
<@Token> i can make perl loves you too :)
<@Siren> how can it love me?
<@BadWolf> lol
<@Token> i'll research the logs to see how he shows you affection and emulate it accordingly
<@Token> artificial love ~= love
<+Jack> yea
<@Token> my hand is proof
<@BadWolf> ..........
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| Geek quote, Posted by mmorris6 on Sep 30th, 2006, 2:50 am |
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<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> btw
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> I'm going to try and get a couple of ppl in here to discuss ham stuff
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> watch out, there's science content coming
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> you might learn something
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> =P
<%Zorm> oh no, we can't have that now :p
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> ;-)
<%Zorm> I'm very very sure educational content on IRC is illegal, its like a capital crime, otherwise you'd see more of it lol
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| Geek quote, Posted by himbamcky on Sep 29th, 2006, 3:56 am |
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<Sage> First off who would use ubuntu its a POS and secondly who in there right mind would use a CHRISTIAN edition
<TheFuzz> wtf there is a CHRISTIAN edition of ubuntu.. wtf
<Sage> yeah
<Sage> its ubuntu but the net settings are strict as fuck and its hard as fuck to crack them and it comes wiht an interactive bible.
<TheFuzz> oh my goodness
<Sage> scarey as fuck eh?
<majnoon> yup and i'm a CHAPLIAN irl :)
<Sage> next thing you knwo there will be Red Hat FOr Christains... god I would really hate to see that one.
<Sage> "We fuck up your system becuase god told us too"
<TheFuzz> lol
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| Geek quote, Posted by pupz on Sep 13th, 2006, 6:59 pm |
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*** whitefox sets mode: +v mute
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| Geek quote, Posted by bAteseh on Sep 5th, 2006, 3:14 pm |
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DjbAteseh : i got the reduction gun out and i put in a random code and then i set the price to 2674 and set it to 50%
DjbAteseh : thats how bored i was
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| Geek quote, Posted by pupz on May 1st, 2006, 11:03 pm |
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* vixen`away is still here lol
<vixen`away> someone ddos me to get me to sleep lol
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