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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 16th, 2011, 5:01 am |
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* dax filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as bully
* bully dunks tunicwriter's head in a toilet and flushes it
* @tunicwriter grabs the shotgun and blows the bully's face off :|
* LK- filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Officer
{ @ | Officer } Sir, you're under arrest.
{ @ | Officer } Now get in there and let me spank you.
* bully filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as General-Specific
* absolution has morphed into cellmate
* +cellmate tells tunicwriter that he is my bitch
* @tunicwriter prepares the gline for the lot of you
{ @ | tunicwriter } :|
* @tunicwriter shivs cellmate
* @Officer glines tunicwriter
{ @ | Officer } Not If I go first, bitch
* General-Specific waits for tunicwriter's imminent permanent gzline
* @tunicwriter weeps openly
{ @ | tunicwriter } Hey, look, cheese.
{ @ | Officer } Killed it
* cellmate filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as mouse
* +mouse eats cheese
* General-Specific has morphed into trap
* +mouse runs from trap
{ trap } the early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who eats the cheese
* mouse underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called rust
* +rust kills trap
* Officer underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called Rat
* trap filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Cat
{ Cat } "meow"
{ @ | Rat } fml
* rust filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as rain
* Cat underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called storm
* Rat filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Dog
{ @ | Dog } Muhahaa
* @Dog chases Cat
{ @ | Dog } aww
* rain underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called electriccollar
{ storm } what cat?
* storm filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as firestorm
* +electriccollar zap
* firestorm burn
* @Dog whimpers inside house
* electriccollar filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as tsunami
* Dog filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as God
{ @ | God } I win.
{ + | tsunami } winner
* tsunami has morphed into mothernature
{ + | mothernature } fucks the shit outta god
* firestorm underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called OpenReason
{ @ | God } FUUU
* OpenReason diminishes god
{ + | mothernature } wow good call
* mothernature has morphed into blackhole
* God filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Leet-Scientist
{ + | blackhole } fux all
* OpenReason underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called Steven-Hawking
{ @ | Leet-Scientist } damn it
* Steven-Hawking publishes a new whitepaper on black holes
* @Leet-Scientist controls blackhole
{ + | blackhole } we have a winner
* blackhole underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called earthscore
* +earthscore explodes
* Leet-Scientist has morphed into Sun
{ @ | Sun } Mines bigger...
* earthscore underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called sunsgases
* +sunsgases burnout
* +sunsgases star dies
* Sun has morphed into Neutron_Star
* Steven-Hawking filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Supernova
* sunsgases filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as quantumdegeneracypressure
* +quantumdegeneracypressure dissipates
* Supernova filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as string-theory
* string-theory has morphed into S\T-Continuum
{ S\T-Continuum } muaaaah
* quantumdegeneracypressure filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as docbrown
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Apr 28th, 2011, 10:07 am |
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{ ~ | chaz } in this channel none of you should be speaking.
{ + | dax } I wonder if chaz has that McGyver instinct
{ + | dax } say all telecommunications infrastructure in the UK failed, he'd still get online using two tin cans, a length of nylon and a 2600Hz whistle just to be the only grump on Teranova
{ ~ | chaz } And dno't you forget it
{ ~ | chaz } :)
{ @ | Viper } lmfao
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Feb 6th, 2011, 4:51 pm |
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{ + | Mobile-mj } Ooooooooow
{ & | dax } jammed your cock into the floppy drive again? :)
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 1st, 2010, 6:52 am |
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{ + | Slasher } common sense? where can i download that?
{ + | Cybermobile } Slasher: linux.net lol
{ + | Slasher } lol
{ + | dax } god://species/human/organs/brain.exe
{ + | Cybermobile } lol
{ + | Slasher } will it run in wine?
{ + | dax } only if you wanna whine
{ + | Cybermobile } lol
{ + | Slasher } lol
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 4th, 2010, 1:17 am |
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{ dax } I still say "Connection Reset by Peer" needs to be reworded to "Connection Reset by Beer"
{ katsklaw } Erection reset by beer
{ dax } Broken Pipe -> Cheap bong, getting replacement
{ dax } Lost Route to Host -> Wandered into /dev/null
{ katsklaw } anyway, an advantage to a custom ircd is the ability to make the software do what we need
{ dax } ok, sweet
{ dax } I'll have a hawaiian, extra cheese, hold the mushrooms
{ katsklaw } lol
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Sep 14th, 2010, 4:32 am |
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{ & | Squirm } gtg work
{ & | Squirm } garage next door has an internet issue :/
{ & | dax } first fridges, then toasters and TVs, now garages
{ & | dax } will they stop at nothing?!
{ Andz } Lmao
{ & | dax } I really don't think I could deal with "Congratulations! You're the 80 millionth visitor to this garage!" every time I get behind the wheel
{ Andz } Lol
{ & | dax } it's bad enough that I get "Bite here to win $50,000!" every time I take my bread out of the toaster
{ Andz } Lol
{ & | dax } I end up biting a lemon, every time :|
{ Andz } Lmao
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on May 13th, 2008, 6:05 am |
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[+ » jrm] those girlfriend installs are dangerous
[+ » jrm] they'll pwn finances-0.6a :/
[+ » PingBad] so bleeding that girlfriend-1.0 has a documented bank-leak?
[% » satmd] better hope virtualization is working out safely :p
[+ » PingBad] that is true, jrm
[+ » PingBad] but the fake-id-1.00-32-noarch.rpm patch fixes that bug
[+ » jrm] and you'll need to buy addons like jewellery-3.0.3 and roses-1.9.3
[% » satmd] hehe
[+ » jrm] .. especially if you want sex-0.6.9
[% » satmd] ahahaa
[+ » PingBad] and bjobs-0.6.9 too
[+ » PingBad] kids-0.0.1b is an optional package tho
[% » satmd] optional?
[% » Sporks] hmmm... optional is when she doesn't need to be addressed.
[+ » jrm] now THATs a dangerous one
[+ » PingBad] the installer may inform you that it's a dependency, but its not
[% » satmd] the kids package can subvert virtualization
[+ » PingBad] you simply install vasectomy-3.62.tar.gz prior to installing girlfriend-1.0
[+ » PingBad] problem solved :)
[+ » jrm] you gotta watch out though, you have girlfriend installed too long you'll end up getting a forced upgrade to wife-1.2 which can involve whiney-bitch-0.72 :/
[+ » PingBad] and divorce-settlement-0.fuck as well
* %satmd does echo "sys-partner/wife" >>/etc/portage/package.mask
[+ » jrm] oooh .. watch out for alimony-bendoverandfeelthepain-0.2b
[+ » PingBad] and the dominatrix-0.00 virus
[+ » jrm] lol
[+ » jrm] and this kids, is why you shouldnt install FreeBDSM
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Apr 17th, 2008, 11:51 am |
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[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] where the fuck
[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] did my right click go
[@ » PingBad] Treasure_Tiger2, you bought a mac, didn't you?
[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] no
[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] i bought vista
[@ » PingBad] well that explains it
[@ » PingBad] WHY THE HELL DID YOU DOWNGRADE YOUR COMPUTER?!?!?!
[@ » PingBad] Vista is the ME of XP dammit
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| Geek quote, Posted by Jason on Feb 5th, 2008, 1:34 pm |
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Scott: everyone knows vim is the best
Jason: cat is best
Jason: cat and echo
Scott: cat is not an editor
Jason: it is a document viewer
Jason: echo is a document creator
Jason: and together with grep, they are unbeatable
Jason: and maybe awk
Scott: thats just retarded
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| Geek quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:39 am |
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<coi> hehe
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits
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| Geek quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:37 am |
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<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller
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| Geek quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:37 am |
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<AR> <inbed sex="true" type="oral" partner="weekend" duration="3600" CumAt="3500" CumOn="face" volume="65">
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| Geek quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:34 am |
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<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb
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* tetsuOS has an ant on his computer screen, wtf?
<Wilfredo> wtf?
<Wilfredo> kill the ant
<tetsuOS> there aren't ant anywhere else in the house
<HydraPheetz> Take a screensh--
<HydraPheetz> nevermind
<Wilfredo> hehe
<tetsuOS> lol
<InsaneJuggalo> lol
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| Geek quote, Posted by FBI on Dec 2nd, 2006, 6:00 pm |
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* +Andy burps at WickedKlown
<+WickedKlown> haha
<+Andy> Mountain Dew i just drank
<+Andy> nasty
<+Andy> :D
* +WickedKlown uses his mind powers and stops time farts in Andys mouth
<+Andy> lol
* +Andy uses his l33t sk33ls and stops WickedKlown mind powers
<+Andy> :D
<+Andy> lol
<+Andy> you watching too much star trek WickedKlown
<+Andy> its irc :p
<+WickedKlown> Mwahahahaha "Plants a virius in Andys l33t sk33ls"
* +Andy uses Windows OneCare and deletes the infected virus
* +Andy uploads sexy.exe on WickedKlown computer :P
<+WickedKlown> hahaha you've been infected with the mega wicked virus and you rely on Microsux to fix it
<+WickedKlown> YOUR FUCKED!
<+Andy> lol
* +Andy slaps WickedKlown stop day dreaming
<+Andy> :P
<+Jess> lol
<+Andy> lmfao
<+WickedKlown> ok.. i'll stop emotionaly murdering you now Andy
<+Andy> no :p
<+Andy> np :p
<+Andy> :D
<+Andy> gawd i hate sexy.exe
<+Andy> I feel falling for it
<+Andy> lol
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