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| Funny quote, Posted by irc_moron on May 4th, 2008, 1:24 pm |
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<@Aliikai> "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically correct sentence
<@Rage> its just one word being repeated with one having a cap and the other not
<@Aliikai> James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
<@Aliikai> thats also correct..
<@Aliikai> The phrase can be understood more clearly by adding punctuation and quotation marks as follows:
<@Aliikai> James, while John had had "had", had had "had had";
<@Aliikai> "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
<&N[a]ka> Lmfao.
<&N[a]ka> Kanashi.net
<&N[a]ka> Breaking the English language as it is since 2007.
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Apr 4th, 2008, 11:08 pm |
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* ~Niko throws a pokeball at Lucario
<~Niko> !!@$!@#$%^&*(
<~Niko> I GOT ME A LUCARIO!
* +Lucario smacks it away with an Aura Sphere
<+Lucario> <<
<+Lucario> Not
* ~Niko kicks Lucario in the nuts
<~Niko> bish
* %Itaku throws one of his 99 master balls he got off of action replay at Niko
<%Itaku> $%^@$%^$%&
<%Itaku> I GOT ME A NIKO!
* ~Niko shits in the pokeball
<~Niko> im not cleanin that
<%Itaku> eew
<%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU
* %Itaku sends out Niko
<~Niko> I HATE YOU TOO
<~Niko> :D
* ~Niko forfeits the battle
<~Niko> aww
<~Niko> your trainer record is shit now
<+Lucario> lol
* %Itaku breaks the old master ball and throws a new auto cleanable master ball at Niko
<~Niko> i got you all the way to the elite 4 and purposely fainted
<~Niko> damn that sucks
<%Itaku> $^%^#$%&#%
<%Itaku> I GOT MY NIKO BACK!
* ~Niko complains about no bed
<+Lucario> >>
<~Niko> if im gonna be doing all the work while you bark out orders then i think i want me some room service too
<%Itaku> dont complain and ill give you a uhh... razznazz berry?
<~Niko> im alergic to razznazz you asshole
<~Niko> go ahead give it to me, i want to faint in the next battle anyway
<%Itaku> then how about napalm berry?
<%Itaku> oh wait thats a poison
<~Niko> nurse joy has nice tits and i wanna see her
<~Niko> MAKE ME FAINT
<%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU
<%Itaku> NIKO USE NAP!
<+Lucario> Nap <> Pokemon Move
<%Itaku> idc
<+Lucario> You do care?
<%Itaku> NOPE
<+Lucario> idc = I do care
<%Itaku> idea
<+Lucario> xD
<%Itaku> NIKO USE DETONATE... or explosion or whatever its called
<+Aliikai> self-destruct?
<%Itaku> yeah
<%Itaku> NIKO USE SELF-DESTRUCT
* ~Niko uses quick attack and starts to jack off
<~Niko> :D
<+Lucario> >>
<~Niko> HAHAHA
<%Itaku> I SAID SELF-DESTRUCT YOU SON OF A BITCH... IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU FAINT SO YOU CAN SEE NURSE JOYS TITS
* +Lucario uses bone rush to his Niko square on the nut with a bone
<+Lucario> *hit not his
* %Itaku uses max repel
<+Lucario> >>
<%Itaku> GET AWAY YOU WILD POKEMON
<~Niko> lol
* +Lucario is an Event Pokemon, not a Wild
<~Niko> LOL
<~Niko> ok
<~Niko> well
* %Itaku sprays pepper spray at Lucario
* ~Niko uses ember to burn the crabs off his dick
* +Lucario uses Extream Speed to dodge
<~Niko> it works better then shaving also
<~Niko> if you dont feel the burn then it didnt work
<~Niko> D:
* %Itaku shoves a squirrel up Lucario's ass
* +Lucario dodges
<%Itaku> I DIDNT SAY ATTEMPT TO I SAID I DID
<+Lucario> And I say I dodged
<%Itaku> AND I SAY YOUR OUT OF PP'S TO DODGE YOU ASS
<~Niko> i have a PP
<~Niko> :D
<%Itaku> whatever
<%Itaku> NIKO USE LEER
<%Itaku> i never figured out what that does...
<&Naka> Uh
<&Naka> ..
<&Naka> Turns your eyes white?
<&Naka> Hell if I know.
* ~Niko uses splash
<~Niko> i was born a swimmer
<%Itaku> i hate pokemon who has leer
<+Lucario> Leer lowers the foe's attack
<%Itaku> and Niko has leer
<+Lucario> >>
<%Itaku> so im going to do this
* %Itaku launches a bazooka at Niko
* ~Niko uses "connection reset by Leer"
* %Itaku takes inhalors and dies
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| Funny quote, Posted by ozeskid on Mar 23rd, 2008, 2:25 am |
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[cross] Niko you suck dick at eatting pussy
[cross] .-.
• cross casts a level 4 death magic spell on niko
[cross] now that you have been pwned
[cross] i shall
»» nick change cross (EndofThe@*.com) changes nick to "Cross{GUILDWARS}"
[Cross{GUILDWARS}] play some video games
(..notice..) OperServ: You are now a SuperAdmin
(..notice..) OperServ: The nick Cross{GUILDWARS} is now being changed to DaddyRapededMe-Pwned.
»» nick change Cross{GUILDWARS} (EndofThe@*.com) changes nick to "DaddyRapededMe-Pwned"
[Niko] now that you have been pwned
[Niko] i shall
»» nick change Niko (Oper@Here.2.Help.n00bz.24.7) changes nick to "Niko[Brawl"
[Niko[Brawl] Play some SSBB
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 18th, 2008, 5:45 pm |
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[%Itaku] DAMNIT FIREFOX CRASHED ON ME ON THE 101TH QUESTION OF THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ
[@Rage] Guess its really impossible
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| Funny quote, Posted by ozeskid on Mar 11th, 2008, 1:32 am |
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[Death] o.o
[Niko] you copied it in there exactly as i pasted it?
[Death] <~Niko> on *:kick:#:{
[Death] <~Niko> if ($nick == $me) {
[Death] <~Niko> inc %kickcount
[Death] <~Niko> msg $chan I have kicked %kickcount people.
[Death] <~Niko> }
[Death] <~Niko> }
[Niko] you didnt add my name in there did you?
[Niko] take my name out of it
[Niko] :/
[Death] k.
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 8:41 pm |
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[+Aestroth] o_o;
• +Aestroth sexes some air.
[+Aestroth] OH GOD YES.
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 6:19 pm |
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[+Brenner] do i know you?
[+Metaknight] Yeah
[+Metaknight] Im the kid that punched you so hard you shat yourself
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| Funny quote, Posted by morfieus on Mar 8th, 2008, 10:01 pm |
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<+Xaph{eating}> someone should invent pussy scented air freshner
<+Xaph{eating}> id be all over that shit
<~Kat> now who is the perv?
<+Morfieus> LMAo @ be all over it
<~Kat> lmfao
<+Morfieus> humping the box in the store ehh?
<+Xaph{eating}> id probably end up in the ER for tryin to eat it though....
<+Morfieus> LMFAO
<~Kat> lmfao
<~Kat> omg
<~Kat> haha
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Feb 1st, 2008, 6:41 pm |
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* RoZzA changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... <suggest word here>'
* Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... god'
<Itaku> wait
<RoZzA> EWWW
* Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... lollypop'
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 26th, 2008, 4:56 pm |
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* Penis hugs Vagina
* Vagina rapes Penis
* Penis stabs Vagina
<Forte> >.>
* Vagina moans
* Penis playfully slaps Vagina
* Vagina gets pregnate
<Penis> uh oh
* Penis flees
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| Funny quote, Posted by LavAzzaa on Jan 24th, 2008, 11:42 am |
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1828 join draadkar!flapjack@B23BB14C.2CD5563C.C7081D97.IP
1830 draadkar Emilsson - Recollection X
1831 Meggels hellooooooo draadkar *shag*
1831 draadkar hi Meggels *pomp*
1832 Meggels *lies spent*
1833 draadkar hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
1834 LavAzza so your the laughing type after the deed then
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 21st, 2008, 2:28 pm |
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14:27… ~Billyb0b: but not ass fun.
14:27… ~Billyb0b: *as
14:27… @Itaku: pssh
14:27… @Itaku: its alot of ass fuck
14:27… @Itaku: fun*
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 18th, 2008, 6:36 pm |
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<Guest6714> hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
* Guest6714 is now known as Itaku
<Itaku> lol...
<jackal^> Guest6714, theres no nickserv on efnet
<Itaku> oh oops
<Itaku> uber fail...
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Dec 28th, 2007, 1:46 pm |
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<~Blice> Man
<~Blice> I'm
<~Blice> Staring at the cock on the computer
<~Blice> Trying to figure out the square root of the minute before it changes
<~Blice> ..
<~Blice> It's getting progressively harder.
<~Blice> .....
<+Itaku> lol
<~Blice> I think this is wrong in several ways.
<~Blice> A.) I don't think it's natural for a normal person to do this
<~Blice> B.) I don't think I should be doing this at work
<~Blice> :|
<~Blice> I'm going back to work.
<~Blice> >:
<+Calintz> o.o
<+Itaku> lol
<+Calintz> C.) You're staring at a cock...
<+Calintz> ;)
<~Blice> Clock damnit, clock
<~Blice> :[
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| Funny quote, Posted by morfieus on Dec 16th, 2007, 3:54 pm |
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<Verozz> Towzzer failed his job
<@talos> how do you fail at being retarded? that takes a special kind of dumb
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