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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Feb 4th, 2012, 8:23 pm |
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{ ! | SnoFox } I have five sisters and lived with them and my mother, and no nothing of these things.
{ ! | SnoFox } I am probably supposed to be a girl.
{ ! | dbdii407 } O_o
{ + | Cathartis } Said girlfriend is not an especially girly girl though
{ + | Cathartis } I mean, I think she has some straighteners
{ + | Cathartis } probably
{ + | dax } well, you're a bitch, SnoFox - so you're halfway there
* !dbdii407 was forced to watch Legally Blonde 1 & 2........
{ + | dax } but that has to be torture... all that pussy and none of it legal
{ ! | dbdii407 } I wanted to watch cartoons! D:
{ + | dax } except in australia
{ ! | SnoFox } dax: Lol
{ ! | SnoFox } dax: No ew, all my sisters are disgusting.
{ + | dax } pussy action is still pussy action
{ + | dax } as long as it's not rancid, the rest doesn't matter
{ ! | SnoFox } dax: The images you've given me are terribly nasty.
{ ! | dbdii407 } O_o omg
* !SnoFox think happy thoughts
{ ! | SnoFox } Happy thoughts.
{ ! | SnoFox } Happ ... yes.
{ ! | SnoFox } Those are happy
* !SnoFox goes off into his own world
* !dbdii407 ruins his happy thought by giving him Lady Gaga
{ ! | SnoFox } /kill dbdii407 lady gaga
{ + | dax } /kill SnoFox Justin Bieber
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Jan 12th, 2012, 9:09 pm |
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[21:06] <&Timmy> im hitting the $5 heinekin imports at the Dick [Wittington Hotel]
[21:07] <&Timmy> wake up Trixar_za
[21:07] <katsklaw> Timmy, please don't use the terms $5 and dick in the same sentance
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jan 9th, 2012, 7:58 pm |
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* Now chatting in #terror
* adamus1red sets mode: +o dax
* D3M0N was kicked by dax [noob]
* @dax feels better already
* Joins: D3M0N [D3M0N@kpax-alienpride-24A10A5B.sc.res.rr.com] [0 Clones]
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 17th, 2011, 2:04 am |
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{ @ | Scub } what kind of tunes do you listen to? :)
{ Vaginator } Really good music
{ Vaginator } You know, the classics
{ @ | Scub } thats usually the best :)
{ Vaginator } Like N Snyc and stuff
{ @ | Scub } haha, please tell me different XD
{ dax } Scub, you get the liquid nitro - I'll get the welding torch
{ Vaginator } LOL
{ @ | Scub } >:D
{ dax } we'll meet outside Vaginator's place in 30 minutes
{ Vaginator } Hahaha
{ @ | Scub } XD
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 16th, 2011, 7:02 pm |
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{ + | Medusa } .
{ dax|work } whoops
{ dax|work } Medusa just had her period
{ dax|work } bad Medusa, go mop it up
{ ~ | Trixar_za } lol
* dax|work hands Medusa the inverted Bertrum`
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 8th, 2011, 5:32 pm |
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{ @ | Andz } if you say so
{ Mini^locke } im about 20 min away from
{ Mini^locke } being on season 3
{ DaxAtWork } Andz you stole my line!
{ @ | Andz } lol DaxAtWork
* DaxAtWork rapes Andz for compensation and royalties
{ @ | Andz } sorry :P
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ DaxAtWork } yes, you were just royally screwed :)
{ @ | Andz } lmao
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| Funny quote, Posted by SmokeyNet on Nov 7th, 2011, 2:36 am |
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Just don't nibble at life's opportunity, take a megabyte.
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| Funny quote, Posted by VisioN on Nov 6th, 2011, 8:23 pm |
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<dax> well, you aren't pulling a shawn
<dax> if you were, I'd have yanked on your leash quicker than you can yelp
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 31st, 2011, 7:07 pm |
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* PingBad petahertz mage of baldness
{ black_mage } who is this mage of baldness ?
{ black_mage } if there is another mage around here there is going to be trouble...
{ PingBad } a mage with no hair masquerading under the alias "black_mage" hehe
{ black_mage } so there is somebody else called black_mage here ?
{ PingBad } apparently
{ PingBad } shall I kill this dupe?
{ black_mage } yes
* Quits: black_mage [quassel@DevHat-462A05E6.range81-159.btcentralplus.com] [Killed [PingBad [{ PingBad } shall I kill this dupe? { black_mage } yes]]]
* Joins: black_mage [quassel@DevHat-462A05E6.range81-159.btcentralplus.com] [0 Clones]
{ PingBad } well, he literally asked for that
{ black_mage } you great kiwi goon
{ black_mage } you killed me by mistake
{ PingBad } but I got the mage of baldness too
{ black_mage } cool
{ black_mage } BRB
{ PingBad } cya baldy
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Oct 20th, 2011, 2:11 am |
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[00:21] * ~D3M0N is getting pissed off, FTP isnt fucking working
[00:22] <+bunzzi> it's whining day!!
[00:23] <+bunzzi> FTP is kind of insecure though
[00:23] <+bunzzi> if you're using a unix server and it accepts SSH, try SFTP
[00:23] <~D3M0N> well, sftp isnt working either, lol
[00:23] <+bunzzi> oh
[00:24] <+bunzzi> i think we needto reboot the internet, that oughta fix it
[00:30] <@tabb> lol
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[00:39] <+bunzzi> it was just a suggestion, you didn't have to try...
[00:39] <+bunzzi> :p
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[00:42] [S VERSION]
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[00:54] <MaLiCiOuS> [---D3M0N---]/jchat you lurking?
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[01:03] <~D3M0N> MaLiCiOuS
[01:03] <~D3M0N> i am
[01:03] <~D3M0N> and bunzzi
[01:03] <~D3M0N> [00:39] <+bunzzi> it was just a suggestion, you didn't have to try...
[01:03] <~D3M0N> [00:39] <+bunzzi> :p
[01:03] <~D3M0N> i fucked it up and only rebooted half of it :/
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Oct 19th, 2011, 3:18 am |
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[03:12] * D3M0N wants cake!
[03:12] * dax\cake is now known as D3M0N\cake
[03:13] <D3M0N\cake> muaaah
[03:13] <D3M0N> wtf is with everyone changing their name to /cake
[03:13] <D3M0N> ah
[03:13] <D3M0N> i see
[03:13] <D3M0N\cake> because we can
[03:13] <D3M0N> cake is the net name :P
[03:13] <D3M0N> got it lol
[03:13] <@Andz> wtf do you have 2 nicks
[03:13] * D3M0N\cake is now known as D3M0N\SearchIRC
[03:13] <@Andz> attention whore
[03:13] <D3M0N> i dont
[03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> yep
[03:13] <D3M0N> <--- real me
[03:13] <D3M0N> the other is dax
[03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> <--- real me too
[03:13] <D3M0N> fuck off dax
[03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> the other one is dax
[03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> no, dax, nice try
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> you fuck off
[03:14] <D3M0N> tut
[03:14] <D3M0N> u twat
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> tut tut
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> u cunt
[03:14] <%DgnS> lol
[03:14] <D3M0N> well, if im dax, i quit searchirc!
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> go ahead
[03:14] <@Andz> oh the crazy people im so glad i got up early
[03:14] <D3M0N> lol
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> uve been mod too long
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> time for dis bitch 2 take ova
[03:14] * D3M0N\SearchIRC is now known as dax
[03:14] <dax> hehe
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 16th, 2011, 4:43 am |
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* absolution underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called test
* dax filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as exam
* H filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as student
{ exam } we got a teacher in this joint?
* MatthewL_Away has morphed into MatthewL
{ @ | LK- } Who will step up to this role?!
* tunicwriter filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as ProfessorTunic
{ @ | LK- } Find out when we return after this commercial break.
{ @ | ProfessorTunic } :|
{ exam } lol
{ @ | LK- } Welcome back. It's professor Tunic!
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Aug 17th, 2011, 9:47 am |
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{ & | Pumtrix } i havn't been on the sirc forums in ages dax
{ & | Pumtrix } i missing anything special?
{ @ | dax } not missing much heh
{ & | Trixar_za } It's mostly unhelpful banter, self-promotion, bitching, stupidity, etc
{ & | Trixar_za } And that's just Shawn
{ & | Pumtrix } rofl.
{ @ | dax } loltrix
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| Funny quote, Posted by Trixar_za on Aug 17th, 2011, 9:42 am |
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[&Pumtrix] i havn't been on the sirc forums in ages dax
[&Pumtrix] i missing anything special?
[@dax] not missing much heh
[&Trixar_za] It's mostly unhelpful banter, self-promotion, bitching, stupidity, etc
[&Trixar_za] And that's just Shawn
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| Funny quote, Posted by TheBingsta on Jul 28th, 2011, 5:13 pm |
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<@GlaDOS> 21:16 <@GlaDOS> ILL MURDER EDDIE
<@GlaDOS> 21:16 <@GlaDOS> Hes afk on skype
<@GlaDOS> 21:16 <@GlaDOS> in a call
<@GlaDOS> 21:17 <@GlaDOS> and his whoel servers down
<@GlaDOS> 21:17 <@DG> rofl
<@GlaDOS> 21:17 <&Luke> lmao
<@GlaDOS> 21:17 <&Luke> <3 my local server
<@GlaDOS> 21:17 <@DG> 127.0.0.1
<@GlaDOS> 21:17 <@GlaDOS> Hes comes back to skype and says "Shut up ill be back in two seconds!" im like your servers fucked xD
<@GlaDOS> 21:18 <@GlaDOS> hes gone again
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