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| Funny quote, Posted by irc_moron on May 4th, 2008, 1:24 pm |
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<@Aliikai> "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically correct sentence <@Rage> its just one word being repeated with one having a cap and the other not <@Aliikai> James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher <@Aliikai> thats also correct.. <@Aliikai> The phrase can be understood more clearly by adding punctuation and quotation marks as follows: <@Aliikai> James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; <@Aliikai> "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher. <&N[a]ka> Lmfao. <&N[a]ka> Kanashi.net <&N[a]ka> Breaking the English language as it is since 2007.
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Apr 4th, 2008, 11:08 pm |
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* ~Niko throws a pokeball at Lucario <~Niko> !!@$!@#$%^&*( <~Niko> I GOT ME A LUCARIO! * +Lucario smacks it away with an Aura Sphere <+Lucario> << <+Lucario> Not * ~Niko kicks Lucario in the nuts <~Niko> bish * %Itaku throws one of his 99 master balls he got off of action replay at Niko <%Itaku> $%^@$%^$%& <%Itaku> I GOT ME A NIKO! * ~Niko shits in the pokeball <~Niko> im not cleanin that <%Itaku> eew <%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU * %Itaku sends out Niko <~Niko> I HATE YOU TOO <~Niko> :D * ~Niko forfeits the battle <~Niko> aww <~Niko> your trainer record is shit now <+Lucario> lol * %Itaku breaks the old master ball and throws a new auto cleanable master ball at Niko <~Niko> i got you all the way to the elite 4 and purposely fainted <~Niko> damn that sucks <%Itaku> $^%^#$%% <%Itaku> I GOT MY NIKO BACK! * ~Niko complains about no bed <+Lucario> >> <~Niko> if im gonna be doing all the work while you bark out orders then i think i want me some room service too <%Itaku> dont complain and ill give you a uhh... razznazz berry? <~Niko> im alergic to razznazz you asshole <~Niko> go ahead give it to me, i want to faint in the next battle anyway <%Itaku> then how about napalm berry? <%Itaku> oh wait thats a poison <~Niko> nurse joy has nice tits and i wanna see her <~Niko> MAKE ME FAINT <%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU <%Itaku> NIKO USE NAP! <+Lucario> Nap <> Pokemon Move <%Itaku> idc <+Lucario> You do care? <%Itaku> NOPE <+Lucario> idc = I do care <%Itaku> idea <+Lucario> xD <%Itaku> NIKO USE DETONATE... or explosion or whatever its called <+Aliikai> self-destruct? <%Itaku> yeah <%Itaku> NIKO USE SELF-DESTRUCT * ~Niko uses quick attack and starts to jack off <~Niko> :D <+Lucario> >> <~Niko> HAHAHA <%Itaku> I SAID SELF-DESTRUCT YOU SON OF A BITCH... IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU FAINT SO YOU CAN SEE NURSE JOYS TITS * +Lucario uses bone rush to his Niko square on the nut with a bone <+Lucario> *hit not his * %Itaku uses max repel <+Lucario> >> <%Itaku> GET AWAY YOU WILD POKEMON <~Niko> lol * +Lucario is an Event Pokemon, not a Wild <~Niko> LOL <~Niko> ok <~Niko> well * %Itaku sprays pepper spray at Lucario * ~Niko uses ember to burn the crabs off his dick * +Lucario uses Extream Speed to dodge <~Niko> it works better then shaving also <~Niko> if you dont feel the burn then it didnt work <~Niko> D: * %Itaku shoves a squirrel up Lucario's ass * +Lucario dodges <%Itaku> I DIDNT SAY ATTEMPT TO I SAID I DID <+Lucario> And I say I dodged <%Itaku> AND I SAY YOUR OUT OF PP'S TO DODGE YOU ASS <~Niko> i have a PP <~Niko> :D <%Itaku> whatever <%Itaku> NIKO USE LEER <%Itaku> i never figured out what that does... <&Naka> Uh <&Naka> .. <&Naka> Turns your eyes white? <&Naka> Hell if I know. * ~Niko uses splash <~Niko> i was born a swimmer <%Itaku> i hate pokemon who has leer <+Lucario> Leer lowers the foe's attack <%Itaku> and Niko has leer <+Lucario> >> <%Itaku> so im going to do this * %Itaku launches a bazooka at Niko * ~Niko uses "connection reset by Leer" * %Itaku takes inhalors and dies
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| Funny quote, Posted by ozeskid on Mar 23rd, 2008, 2:25 am |
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[cross] Niko you suck dick at eatting pussy [cross] .-. • cross casts a level 4 death magic spell on niko [cross] now that you have been pwned [cross] i shall »» nick change cross (EndofThe@*.com) changes nick to "Cross{GUILDWARS}" [Cross{GUILDWARS}] play some video games (..notice..) OperServ: You are now a SuperAdmin (..notice..) OperServ: The nick Cross{GUILDWARS} is now being changed to DaddyRapededMe-Pwned. »» nick change Cross{GUILDWARS} (EndofThe@*.com) changes nick to "DaddyRapededMe-Pwned" [Niko] now that you have been pwned [Niko] i shall »» nick change Niko (Oper@Here.2.Help.n00bz.24.7) changes nick to "Niko[Brawl" [Niko[Brawl] Play some SSBB
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 18th, 2008, 5:45 pm |
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[%Itaku] DAMNIT FIREFOX CRASHED ON ME ON THE 101TH QUESTION OF THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ [@Rage] Guess its really impossible
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| Funny quote, Posted by ozeskid on Mar 11th, 2008, 1:32 am |
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[Death] o.o [Niko] you copied it in there exactly as i pasted it? [Death] <~Niko> on *:kick:#:{ [Death] <~Niko> if ($nick == $me) { [Death] <~Niko> inc %kickcount [Death] <~Niko> msg $chan I have kicked %kickcount people. [Death] <~Niko> } [Death] <~Niko> } [Niko] you didnt add my name in there did you? [Niko] take my name out of it [Niko] :/ [Death] k.
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 8:41 pm |
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[+Aestroth] o_o; • +Aestroth sexes some air. [+Aestroth] OH GOD YES.
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 6:19 pm |
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[+Brenner] do i know you? [+Metaknight] Yeah [+Metaknight] Im the kid that punched you so hard you shat yourself
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| Funny quote, Posted by morfieus on Mar 8th, 2008, 10:01 pm |
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<+Xaph{eating}> someone should invent pussy scented air freshner <+Xaph{eating}> id be all over that shit <~Kat> now who is the perv? <+Morfieus> LMAo @ be all over it <~Kat> lmfao <+Morfieus> humping the box in the store ehh? <+Xaph{eating}> id probably end up in the ER for tryin to eat it though.... <+Morfieus> LMFAO <~Kat> lmfao <~Kat> omg <~Kat> haha
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Feb 1st, 2008, 6:41 pm |
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* RoZzA changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... <suggest word here>' * Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... god' <Itaku> wait <RoZzA> EWWW * Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... lollypop'
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 26th, 2008, 4:56 pm |
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* Penis hugs Vagina * Vagina rapes Penis * Penis stabs Vagina <Forte> >.> * Vagina moans * Penis playfully slaps Vagina * Vagina gets pregnate <Penis> uh oh * Penis flees
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| Funny quote, Posted by LavAzzaa on Jan 24th, 2008, 11:42 am |
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1828 join draadkar!flapjack@B23BB14C.2CD5563C.C7081D97.IP 1830 draadkar Emilsson - Recollection X 1831 Meggels hellooooooo draadkar *shag* 1831 draadkar hi Meggels *pomp* 1832 Meggels *lies spent* 1833 draadkar hahahahahahahahahahahahaha 1834 LavAzza so your the laughing type after the deed then
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 21st, 2008, 2:28 pm |
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14:27… ~Billyb0b: but not ass fun. 14:27… ~Billyb0b: *as 14:27… @Itaku: pssh 14:27… @Itaku: its alot of ass fuck 14:27… @Itaku: fun*
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 18th, 2008, 6:36 pm |
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<Guest6714> hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ * Guest6714 is now known as Itaku <Itaku> lol... <jackal^> Guest6714, theres no nickserv on efnet <Itaku> oh oops <Itaku> uber fail...
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Dec 28th, 2007, 1:46 pm |
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<~Blice> Man <~Blice> I'm <~Blice> Staring at the cock on the computer <~Blice> Trying to figure out the square root of the minute before it changes <~Blice> .. <~Blice> It's getting progressively harder. <~Blice> ..... <+Itaku> lol <~Blice> I think this is wrong in several ways. <~Blice> A.) I don't think it's natural for a normal person to do this <~Blice> B.) I don't think I should be doing this at work <~Blice> :| <~Blice> I'm going back to work. <~Blice> >: <+Calintz> o.o <+Itaku> lol <+Calintz> C.) You're staring at a cock... <+Calintz> ;) <~Blice> Clock damnit, clock <~Blice> :[
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| Funny quote, Posted by morfieus on Dec 16th, 2007, 3:54 pm |
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<Verozz> Towzzer failed his job <@talos> how do you fail at being retarded? that takes a special kind of dumb
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