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Funny quote, Posted by bkz on Apr 2nd, 2013, 2:24 am Score: 0 Vote:
* annisa_love_a_a (~annis@114.79.2.82) has joined #jakarta
* IndoIRC sets mode: +v annisa_love_a_a
<+a_a> loh
<+a_a> wb
<+a_a> sapa i
<+annisa_love_a_a> macasih a_a
<+a_a> begh
<+a_a> wkwkwkw
<+a_a> sisapa ikz
<+gue> nah loh
<+khan> prikitiwww
<+annisa_love_a_a> iks a_a, kmu da di sini yahh
<+gue> piwit
<+a_a> iyah
<+a_a> kamu siapa
<+Nenk> nah kan
<+annisa_love_a_a> aqu cari di allnet ternyata kmu da di sni
* +annisa_love_a_a peyukkk my love a_a
<+a_a> wahh
<+a_a> iniii
<+a_a> siapa yah
<+annisa_love_a_a> tuh kan kmu lupa lgi
<+annisa_love_a_a> :(
<+gue> selingkuhan a_a mungkin
* +gue siul2
<+Nenk> nah kan
<+annisa_love_a_a> a_a kamu lupa aqu, tpi aqu ingat kmu trs..
<+a_a> hadohhhhhhh
<+a_a> siapa yah
<+a_a> lala??
<+a_a> iva
<+a_a> rani
<+a_a> dian
<+a_a> yuli
<+annisa_love_a_a> psti a_a udah pnya gebetan bru deh di sni
<+a_a> rezma
Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Mar 23rd, 2013, 6:45 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ & | Cady } and instead of calling it the right stuff, he replaces my name with "silly bitch"
* &Cady siiighs
{ AndrewE } heh
{ PingBad } to think, bitch is a compliment
{ PingBad } "Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons"
{ & | Cady } From him it is.
{ & | Cady } hahaha
* &Cady fluffs hair
{ AndrewE } lmao
{ ~ | Allan } that is why i call cady a silly bish (broken inadequate silly hedonist)
{ PingBad } Cady, permission to call you a bitch on a regular basis? :)
* &Cady sighs
{ & | Cady } Sure
{ PingBad } aforementioned definition in context, of course
{ PingBad } yay, thanks bitch :)
{ & | Cady } ^_^
Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Mar 3rd, 2013, 7:51 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+jeffinsheff> don't know but I like rachie she's chatty
<+d|Office> whereas you just backchat all the time, jeffinsheff?
<+jeffinsheff> I'm a quiet kid dax :)
* +d|Office belts jeffinsheff with Medusa's recently decommissioned dildo - HUSH!
<+jeffinsheff> lmao
<+jeffinsheff> no batteries then ?
<+d|Office> that's why it was decommissioned
<+jeffinsheff> :)
<&R-e-D> lol
Funny quote, Posted by The`White`Raven on Sep 20th, 2012, 12:55 pm Score: 0 Vote:
Never More says The`White`Raven
Funny quote, Posted by The`White`Raven on Sep 13th, 2012, 10:26 am Score: 0 Vote:
Never More says the Raven
Funny quote, Posted by bkz on Jul 11th, 2012, 2:54 am Score: 3 Vote:
irc.indoirc.org
Funny quote, Posted by Medusa on Jun 18th, 2012, 7:18 am Score: 0 Vote:
<+PRED> But damn, its a heavy bugger to use at times.
<+PRED> Especially when you ain't used it for a while.
<+DeViL> ahh yea i imagine it would
Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Feb 4th, 2012, 8:23 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ ! | SnoFox } I have five sisters and lived with them and my mother, and no nothing of these things.
{ ! | SnoFox } I am probably supposed to be a girl.
{ ! | dbdii407 } O_o
{ + | Cathartis } Said girlfriend is not an especially girly girl though
{ + | Cathartis } I mean, I think she has some straighteners
{ + | Cathartis } probably
{ + | dax } well, you're a bitch, SnoFox - so you're halfway there
* !dbdii407 was forced to watch Legally Blonde 1 & 2........
{ + | dax } but that has to be torture... all that pussy and none of it legal
{ ! | dbdii407 } I wanted to watch cartoons! D:
{ + | dax } except in australia
{ ! | SnoFox } dax: Lol
{ ! | SnoFox } dax: No ew, all my sisters are disgusting.
{ + | dax } pussy action is still pussy action
{ + | dax } as long as it's not rancid, the rest doesn't matter
{ ! | SnoFox } dax: The images you've given me are terribly nasty.
{ ! | dbdii407 } O_o omg
* !SnoFox think happy thoughts
{ ! | SnoFox } Happy thoughts.
{ ! | SnoFox } Happ ... yes.
{ ! | SnoFox } Those are happy
* !SnoFox goes off into his own world
* !dbdii407 ruins his happy thought by giving him Lady Gaga
{ ! | SnoFox } /kill dbdii407 lady gaga
{ + | dax } /kill SnoFox Justin Bieber
Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Jan 12th, 2012, 9:09 pm Score: 0 Vote:
[21:06] <&Timmy> im hitting the $5 heinekin imports at the Dick [Wittington Hotel]
[21:07] <&Timmy> wake up Trixar_za
[21:07] <katsklaw> Timmy, please don't use the terms $5 and dick in the same sentance
Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jan 9th, 2012, 7:58 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* Now chatting in #terror
* adamus1red sets mode: +o dax
* D3M0N was kicked by dax [noob]
* @dax feels better already
* Joins: D3M0N [D3M0N@kpax-alienpride-24A10A5B.sc.res.rr.com] [0 Clones]
Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 17th, 2011, 2:04 am Score: 0 Vote:
{ @ | Scub } what kind of tunes do you listen to? :)
{ Vaginator } Really good music
{ Vaginator } You know, the classics
{ @ | Scub } thats usually the best :)
{ Vaginator } Like N Snyc and stuff
{ @ | Scub } haha, please tell me different XD
{ dax } Scub, you get the liquid nitro - I'll get the welding torch
{ Vaginator } LOL
{ @ | Scub } >:D
{ dax } we'll meet outside Vaginator's place in 30 minutes
{ Vaginator } Hahaha
{ @ | Scub } XD
Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 16th, 2011, 7:02 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ + | Medusa } .
{ dax|work } whoops
{ dax|work } Medusa just had her period
{ dax|work } bad Medusa, go mop it up
{ ~ | Trixar_za } lol
* dax|work hands Medusa the inverted Bertrum`
Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 8th, 2011, 5:32 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ @ | Andz } if you say so
{ Mini^locke } im about 20 min away from
{ Mini^locke } being on season 3
{ DaxAtWork } Andz you stole my line!
{ @ | Andz } lol DaxAtWork
* DaxAtWork rapes Andz for compensation and royalties
{ @ | Andz } sorry :P
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ DaxAtWork } yes, you were just royally screwed :)
{ @ | Andz } lmao
Funny quote, Posted by SmokeyNet on Nov 7th, 2011, 2:36 am Score: 0 Vote:
Just don't nibble at life's opportunity, take a megabyte.
Funny quote, Posted by VisioN on Nov 6th, 2011, 8:23 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<dax> well, you aren't pulling a shawn
<dax> if you were, I'd have yanked on your leash quicker than you can yelp
 
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