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| Funny quote, Posted by Trixar_za on Jan 17th, 2010, 7:13 pm |
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[+] (priestly-priest) Hi - is there any little boys seeking salvation here? Private me :D
* PM_LuRkInG_oR_nOt sets mode: +b *!*priesty@41.157.12.*
* priestly-priest was kicked by PM_LuRkInG_oR_nOt [arent_you_special]
[+] (vatican-hypocrit) i have nothing to do with that
[+] (vatican-hypocrit) but you have to admire the guts
* PM_LuRkInG_oR_nOt sets mode: +b *!*getbent@222.154.188.*
* You were kicked by PM_LuRkInG_oR_nOt [arent_you_special]
* Cannot join #christian due to you being banned
[ ] (vatican-hypocrit) damn :(
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| Funny quote, Posted by burace17 on Nov 19th, 2008, 7:50 pm |
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(%Jordan) Mac Rules!
quit: Jordan (Jordan@help.burace17.com) (Connection reset by peer)
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| Funny quote, Posted by Aaron8506 on Oct 16th, 2008, 5:45 pm |
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<Desktop-Kyle> ON THE THE TWENTIETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS JESUS GAVE TO ME
20. MORE YEARS OF INFERNOIRC,
19. MORE YEARS OF DEMONOID,
18 THOUSAND $ TO SPEND ON HOOKERS,
17 MORE YEARS ON MY LIFESPAN (IF I'M LUCKY),
16 MPAA LAWSUITS,
15 KILOS OF COCAINE,
14 PACKS OF AMP,
13 BIBLES TO READ (UGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG),
12 BILLION LINUX USERS,
11 MORE ALBUMS BY PENDULUM,
10 THOUSAND MORE DMCA LAWSUITS AGAINST ME,
9 BILLION EMAILS BY THE RIAA,
8 THOUSAND FISTS IN THE AIR,
7 BURNING MUSLIMS,
6 MORE SEASONS OF HEROES,
5 GOLDEN IMAC'S,
4 INTERNET PIRACY LAWSUITS,
3 HIPPIES,
2 RETARTED 32 YEAR OLD MEN
AND A FLAMING HOMO
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jul 4th, 2008, 5:22 am |
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[* » PingBad] altho i had this evil idea once
[* » PingBad] setup the lounge with holographics, and holographically place cats all over the lounge
[* » PingBad] put the cat in there and see how many holographic cats she tries to beat up before she realises they're fake
[* » Jobe-Work] lmfao
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| Funny quote, Posted by irc_moron on May 4th, 2008, 1:24 pm |
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<@Aliikai> "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically correct sentence
<@Rage> its just one word being repeated with one having a cap and the other not
<@Aliikai> James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
<@Aliikai> thats also correct..
<@Aliikai> The phrase can be understood more clearly by adding punctuation and quotation marks as follows:
<@Aliikai> James, while John had had "had", had had "had had";
<@Aliikai> "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
<&N[a]ka> Lmfao.
<&N[a]ka> Kanashi.net
<&N[a]ka> Breaking the English language as it is since 2007.
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Apr 4th, 2008, 11:08 pm |
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* ~Niko throws a pokeball at Lucario
<~Niko> !!@$!@#$%^&*(
<~Niko> I GOT ME A LUCARIO!
* +Lucario smacks it away with an Aura Sphere
<+Lucario> <<
<+Lucario> Not
* ~Niko kicks Lucario in the nuts
<~Niko> bish
* %Itaku throws one of his 99 master balls he got off of action replay at Niko
<%Itaku> $%^@$%^$%&
<%Itaku> I GOT ME A NIKO!
* ~Niko shits in the pokeball
<~Niko> im not cleanin that
<%Itaku> eew
<%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU
* %Itaku sends out Niko
<~Niko> I HATE YOU TOO
<~Niko> :D
* ~Niko forfeits the battle
<~Niko> aww
<~Niko> your trainer record is shit now
<+Lucario> lol
* %Itaku breaks the old master ball and throws a new auto cleanable master ball at Niko
<~Niko> i got you all the way to the elite 4 and purposely fainted
<~Niko> damn that sucks
<%Itaku> $^%^#$%&#%
<%Itaku> I GOT MY NIKO BACK!
* ~Niko complains about no bed
<+Lucario> >>
<~Niko> if im gonna be doing all the work while you bark out orders then i think i want me some room service too
<%Itaku> dont complain and ill give you a uhh... razznazz berry?
<~Niko> im alergic to razznazz you asshole
<~Niko> go ahead give it to me, i want to faint in the next battle anyway
<%Itaku> then how about napalm berry?
<%Itaku> oh wait thats a poison
<~Niko> nurse joy has nice tits and i wanna see her
<~Niko> MAKE ME FAINT
<%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU
<%Itaku> NIKO USE NAP!
<+Lucario> Nap <> Pokemon Move
<%Itaku> idc
<+Lucario> You do care?
<%Itaku> NOPE
<+Lucario> idc = I do care
<%Itaku> idea
<+Lucario> xD
<%Itaku> NIKO USE DETONATE... or explosion or whatever its called
<+Aliikai> self-destruct?
<%Itaku> yeah
<%Itaku> NIKO USE SELF-DESTRUCT
* ~Niko uses quick attack and starts to jack off
<~Niko> :D
<+Lucario> >>
<~Niko> HAHAHA
<%Itaku> I SAID SELF-DESTRUCT YOU SON OF A BITCH... IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU FAINT SO YOU CAN SEE NURSE JOYS TITS
* +Lucario uses bone rush to his Niko square on the nut with a bone
<+Lucario> *hit not his
* %Itaku uses max repel
<+Lucario> >>
<%Itaku> GET AWAY YOU WILD POKEMON
<~Niko> lol
* +Lucario is an Event Pokemon, not a Wild
<~Niko> LOL
<~Niko> ok
<~Niko> well
* %Itaku sprays pepper spray at Lucario
* ~Niko uses ember to burn the crabs off his dick
* +Lucario uses Extream Speed to dodge
<~Niko> it works better then shaving also
<~Niko> if you dont feel the burn then it didnt work
<~Niko> D:
* %Itaku shoves a squirrel up Lucario's ass
* +Lucario dodges
<%Itaku> I DIDNT SAY ATTEMPT TO I SAID I DID
<+Lucario> And I say I dodged
<%Itaku> AND I SAY YOUR OUT OF PP'S TO DODGE YOU ASS
<~Niko> i have a PP
<~Niko> :D
<%Itaku> whatever
<%Itaku> NIKO USE LEER
<%Itaku> i never figured out what that does...
<&Naka> Uh
<&Naka> ..
<&Naka> Turns your eyes white?
<&Naka> Hell if I know.
* ~Niko uses splash
<~Niko> i was born a swimmer
<%Itaku> i hate pokemon who has leer
<+Lucario> Leer lowers the foe's attack
<%Itaku> and Niko has leer
<+Lucario> >>
<%Itaku> so im going to do this
* %Itaku launches a bazooka at Niko
* ~Niko uses "connection reset by Leer"
* %Itaku takes inhalors and dies
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| Funny quote, Posted by ozeskid on Mar 23rd, 2008, 2:25 am |
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[cross] Niko you suck dick at eatting pussy
[cross] .-.
• cross casts a level 4 death magic spell on niko
[cross] now that you have been pwned
[cross] i shall
»» nick change cross (EndofThe@*.com) changes nick to "Cross{GUILDWARS}"
[Cross{GUILDWARS}] play some video games
(..notice..) OperServ: You are now a SuperAdmin
(..notice..) OperServ: The nick Cross{GUILDWARS} is now being changed to DaddyRapededMe-Pwned.
»» nick change Cross{GUILDWARS} (EndofThe@*.com) changes nick to "DaddyRapededMe-Pwned"
[Niko] now that you have been pwned
[Niko] i shall
»» nick change Niko (Oper@Here.2.Help.n00bz.24.7) changes nick to "Niko[Brawl"
[Niko[Brawl] Play some SSBB
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 18th, 2008, 5:45 pm |
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[%Itaku] DAMNIT FIREFOX CRASHED ON ME ON THE 101TH QUESTION OF THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ
[@Rage] Guess its really impossible
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| Funny quote, Posted by ozeskid on Mar 11th, 2008, 1:32 am |
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[Death] o.o
[Niko] you copied it in there exactly as i pasted it?
[Death] <~Niko> on *:kick:#:{
[Death] <~Niko> if ($nick == $me) {
[Death] <~Niko> inc %kickcount
[Death] <~Niko> msg $chan I have kicked %kickcount people.
[Death] <~Niko> }
[Death] <~Niko> }
[Niko] you didnt add my name in there did you?
[Niko] take my name out of it
[Niko] :/
[Death] k.
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 8:41 pm |
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[+Aestroth] o_o;
• +Aestroth sexes some air.
[+Aestroth] OH GOD YES.
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 6:19 pm |
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[+Brenner] do i know you?
[+Metaknight] Yeah
[+Metaknight] Im the kid that punched you so hard you shat yourself
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| Funny quote, Posted by morfieus on Mar 8th, 2008, 10:01 pm |
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<+Xaph{eating}> someone should invent pussy scented air freshner
<+Xaph{eating}> id be all over that shit
<~Kat> now who is the perv?
<+Morfieus> LMAo @ be all over it
<~Kat> lmfao
<+Morfieus> humping the box in the store ehh?
<+Xaph{eating}> id probably end up in the ER for tryin to eat it though....
<+Morfieus> LMFAO
<~Kat> lmfao
<~Kat> omg
<~Kat> haha
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Feb 1st, 2008, 6:41 pm |
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* RoZzA changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... <suggest word here>'
* Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... god'
<Itaku> wait
<RoZzA> EWWW
* Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... lollypop'
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 26th, 2008, 4:56 pm |
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* Penis hugs Vagina
* Vagina rapes Penis
* Penis stabs Vagina
<Forte> >.>
* Vagina moans
* Penis playfully slaps Vagina
* Vagina gets pregnate
<Penis> uh oh
* Penis flees
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| Funny quote, Posted by LavAzzaa on Jan 24th, 2008, 11:42 am |
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1828 join draadkar!flapjack@B23BB14C.2CD5563C.C7081D97.IP
1830 draadkar Emilsson - Recollection X
1831 Meggels hellooooooo draadkar *shag*
1831 draadkar hi Meggels *pomp*
1832 Meggels *lies spent*
1833 draadkar hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
1834 LavAzza so your the laughing type after the deed then
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