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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Feb 4th, 2012, 8:23 pm |
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{ ! | SnoFox } I have five sisters and lived with them and my mother, and no nothing of these things. { ! | SnoFox } I am probably supposed to be a girl. { ! | dbdii407 } O_o { + | Cathartis } Said girlfriend is not an especially girly girl though { + | Cathartis } I mean, I think she has some straighteners { + | Cathartis } probably { + | dax } well, you're a bitch, SnoFox - so you're halfway there * !dbdii407 was forced to watch Legally Blonde 1 & 2........ { + | dax } but that has to be torture... all that pussy and none of it legal { ! | dbdii407 } I wanted to watch cartoons! D: { + | dax } except in australia { ! | SnoFox } dax: Lol { ! | SnoFox } dax: No ew, all my sisters are disgusting. { + | dax } pussy action is still pussy action { + | dax } as long as it's not rancid, the rest doesn't matter { ! | SnoFox } dax: The images you've given me are terribly nasty. { ! | dbdii407 } O_o omg * !SnoFox think happy thoughts { ! | SnoFox } Happy thoughts. { ! | SnoFox } Happ ... yes. { ! | SnoFox } Those are happy * !SnoFox goes off into his own world * !dbdii407 ruins his happy thought by giving him Lady Gaga { ! | SnoFox } /kill dbdii407 lady gaga { + | dax } /kill SnoFox Justin Bieber
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Jan 12th, 2012, 9:09 pm |
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[21:06] <&Timmy> im hitting the $5 heinekin imports at the Dick [Wittington Hotel] [21:07] <&Timmy> wake up Trixar_za [21:07] <katsklaw> Timmy, please don't use the terms $5 and dick in the same sentance
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jan 9th, 2012, 7:58 pm |
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* Now chatting in #terror * adamus1red sets mode: +o dax * D3M0N was kicked by dax [noob] * @dax feels better already * Joins: D3M0N [D3M0N@kpax-alienpride-24A10A5B.sc.res.rr.com] [0 Clones]
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 17th, 2011, 2:04 am |
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{ @ | Scub } what kind of tunes do you listen to? :) { Vaginator } Really good music { Vaginator } You know, the classics { @ | Scub } thats usually the best :) { Vaginator } Like N Snyc and stuff { @ | Scub } haha, please tell me different XD { dax } Scub, you get the liquid nitro - I'll get the welding torch { Vaginator } LOL { @ | Scub } >:D { dax } we'll meet outside Vaginator's place in 30 minutes { Vaginator } Hahaha { @ | Scub } XD
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 16th, 2011, 7:02 pm |
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{ + | Medusa } . { dax|work } whoops { dax|work } Medusa just had her period { dax|work } bad Medusa, go mop it up { ~ | Trixar_za } lol * dax|work hands Medusa the inverted Bertrum`
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 8th, 2011, 5:32 pm |
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{ @ | Andz } if you say so { Mini^locke } im about 20 min away from { Mini^locke } being on season 3 { DaxAtWork } Andz you stole my line! { @ | Andz } lol DaxAtWork * DaxAtWork rapes Andz for compensation and royalties { @ | Andz } sorry :P { @ | Andz } lol { DaxAtWork } yes, you were just royally screwed :) { @ | Andz } lmao
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| Funny quote, Posted by SmokeyNet on Nov 7th, 2011, 2:36 am |
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Just don't nibble at life's opportunity, take a megabyte.
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| Funny quote, Posted by VisioN on Nov 6th, 2011, 8:23 pm |
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<dax> well, you aren't pulling a shawn <dax> if you were, I'd have yanked on your leash quicker than you can yelp
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 31st, 2011, 7:07 pm |
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* PingBad petahertz mage of baldness { black_mage } who is this mage of baldness ? { black_mage } if there is another mage around here there is going to be trouble... { PingBad } a mage with no hair masquerading under the alias "black_mage" hehe { black_mage } so there is somebody else called black_mage here ? { PingBad } apparently { PingBad } shall I kill this dupe? { black_mage } yes * Quits: black_mage [quassel@DevHat-462A05E6.range81-159.btcentralplus.com] [Killed [PingBad [{ PingBad } shall I kill this dupe? { black_mage } yes]]] * Joins: black_mage [quassel@DevHat-462A05E6.range81-159.btcentralplus.com] [0 Clones] { PingBad } well, he literally asked for that { black_mage } you great kiwi goon { black_mage } you killed me by mistake { PingBad } but I got the mage of baldness too { black_mage } cool { black_mage } BRB { PingBad } cya baldy
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Oct 20th, 2011, 2:11 am |
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[00:21] * ~D3M0N is getting pissed off, FTP isnt fucking working [00:22] <+bunzzi> it's whining day!! [00:23] <+bunzzi> FTP is kind of insecure though [00:23] <+bunzzi> if you're using a unix server and it accepts SSH, try SFTP [00:23] <~D3M0N> well, sftp isnt working either, lol [00:23] <+bunzzi> oh [00:24] <+bunzzi> i think we needto reboot the internet, that oughta fix it [00:30] <@tabb> lol [00:39] * Phantommobile (Phant@TrivialityZone-F6DE0A9C.bb.sky.com) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +Sparky/triv (Sparky@netadmin.bizzarebanter.co.cc) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +Liam (Liam@Owner.UKChatMania.co.cc) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * ScouseGeezer (Sausage@CsOps.trivialityzone.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +BeMineTonight (Vic@netadmin.madhatter-irc.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +Status (trashed@usa.rayserv.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +Status-wz (trashed@usa.rayserv.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +DaReDeViL (DaReDeViL@Owner.MadHatter-IRC.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +WeezY (WeezY@TrivialityZone-49604E2F.customer.pool.rayserv.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * @Phantom (Phant@NetAdmin.ukchatzone.com) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +happybear (Admin@NetAdmin.trivialityzone.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +LilMissButtons (zillie@NetAdmin.trivialityzone.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * &mep (mep_localh@mephost.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +Lou (is@sexy.oap) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * @Slasher\cake (agent011@TrivialityZone-2765A7EF.zillies.room.fbi.gov) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +zillie (zillie@NetAdmin.trivialityzone.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * +mikeybee (mikey@forever.man.utd.fan) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * @Medusa (Medusa@NetAdmin.trivialityzone.co.uk) Quit (janus.januschat.net triv.janus) [00:39] * @siniStar (sinful@Bia.IRC4Fun.net) Quit (janus.januschat.net fun.janus) [00:39] * @tabb (tabb@us.sacredland) Quit (janus.januschat.net fun.janus) [00:39] <+bunzzi> it was just a suggestion, you didn't have to try... [00:39] <+bunzzi> :p [00:40] * Phantommobile (Phant@TrivialityZone-F6DE0A9C.bb.sky.com) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * ScouseGeezer (Sausage@CsOps.trivialityzone.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * Liam (Liam@Owner.UKChatMania.co.cc) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * Lou (is@sexy.oap) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * Sparky/triv (Sparky@netadmin.bizzarebanter.co.cc) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * Medusa (Medusa@NetAdmin.trivialityzone.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * Status (trashed@usa.rayserv.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * Status-wz (trashed@usa.rayserv.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * BeMineTonight (Vic@netadmin.madhatter-irc.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * WeezY (WeezY@TrivialityZone-49604E2F.customer.pool.rayserv.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * DaReDeViL (DaReDeViL@Owner.MadHatter-IRC.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * Phantom (Phant@NetAdmin.ukchatzone.com) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * janus.januschat.net sets mode: +vvvovvvvvvoh Liam Lou Sparky/triv Medusa Medusa Status Status-wz BeMineTonight WeezY DaReDeViL Phantom Phantom [00:40] * mikeybee (mikey@forever.man.utd.fan) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * Slasher\cake (agent011@TrivialityZone-2765A7EF.zillies.room.fbi.gov) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * zillie (zillie@NetAdmin.trivialityzone.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * mep (mep_localh@mephost.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * happybear (Admin@NetAdmin.trivialityzone.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * LilMissButtons (zillie@NetAdmin.trivialityzone.co.uk) has joined #linkchat [00:40] * janus.januschat.net sets mode: +vvovvaovvv Phantom mikeybee Slasher\cake Slasher\cake zillie mep mep mep happybear LilMissButtons [00:41] * siniStar (sinful@Bia.IRC4Fun.net) has joined #linkchat [00:41] * tabb (tabb@us.sacredland) has joined #linkchat [00:41] * janus.januschat.net sets mode: +ovo siniStar siniStar tabb [00:42] [S VERSION] [00:54] * MaLiCiOuS (MaLiCiOuS@administrator.paradoxirc.net) has joined #linkchat [00:54] <MaLiCiOuS> [---D3M0N---]/jchat you lurking? [01:00] * Pontang (~kvirc@JChat-912B1A48.we.res.rr.com) has joined #linkchat [01:00] * @Noah (staff@temporarywinter.com) Quit (Broken pipe) [01:01] * Noah (BNC@temporarywinter.com-CB395EEC.sip.bgk.bellsouth.net) has joined #linkchat [01:01] * Pontang (~kvirc@JChat-912B1A48.we.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: KVIrc 4.0.4 Insomnia http://www.kvirc.net/) [01:03] <~D3M0N> MaLiCiOuS [01:03] <~D3M0N> i am [01:03] <~D3M0N> and bunzzi [01:03] <~D3M0N> [00:39] <+bunzzi> it was just a suggestion, you didn't have to try... [01:03] <~D3M0N> [00:39] <+bunzzi> :p [01:03] <~D3M0N> i fucked it up and only rebooted half of it :/
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Oct 19th, 2011, 3:18 am |
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[03:12] * D3M0N wants cake! [03:12] * dax\cake is now known as D3M0N\cake [03:13] <D3M0N\cake> muaaah [03:13] <D3M0N> wtf is with everyone changing their name to /cake [03:13] <D3M0N> ah [03:13] <D3M0N> i see [03:13] <D3M0N\cake> because we can [03:13] <D3M0N> cake is the net name :P [03:13] <D3M0N> got it lol [03:13] <@Andz> wtf do you have 2 nicks [03:13] * D3M0N\cake is now known as D3M0N\SearchIRC [03:13] <@Andz> attention whore [03:13] <D3M0N> i dont [03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> yep [03:13] <D3M0N> <--- real me [03:13] <D3M0N> the other is dax [03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> <--- real me too [03:13] <D3M0N> fuck off dax [03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> the other one is dax [03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> no, dax, nice try [03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> you fuck off [03:14] <D3M0N> tut [03:14] <D3M0N> u twat [03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> tut tut [03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> u cunt [03:14] <%DgnS> lol [03:14] <D3M0N> well, if im dax, i quit searchirc! [03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> go ahead [03:14] <@Andz> oh the crazy people im so glad i got up early [03:14] <D3M0N> lol [03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> uve been mod too long [03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> time for dis bitch 2 take ova [03:14] * D3M0N\SearchIRC is now known as dax [03:14] <dax> hehe
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 16th, 2011, 4:43 am |
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* absolution underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called test * dax filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as exam * H filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as student { exam } we got a teacher in this joint? * MatthewL_Away has morphed into MatthewL { @ | LK- } Who will step up to this role?! * tunicwriter filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as ProfessorTunic { @ | LK- } Find out when we return after this commercial break. { @ | ProfessorTunic } :| { exam } lol { @ | LK- } Welcome back. It's professor Tunic!
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Aug 17th, 2011, 9:47 am |
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{ & | Pumtrix } i havn't been on the sirc forums in ages dax { & | Pumtrix } i missing anything special? { @ | dax } not missing much heh { & | Trixar_za } It's mostly unhelpful banter, self-promotion, bitching, stupidity, etc { & | Trixar_za } And that's just Shawn { & | Pumtrix } rofl. { @ | dax } loltrix
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| Funny quote, Posted by Trixar_za on Aug 17th, 2011, 9:42 am |
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[&Pumtrix] i havn't been on the sirc forums in ages dax [&Pumtrix] i missing anything special? [@dax] not missing much heh [&Trixar_za] It's mostly unhelpful banter, self-promotion, bitching, stupidity, etc [&Trixar_za] And that's just Shawn
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| Funny quote, Posted by TheBingsta on Jul 28th, 2011, 5:13 pm |
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<@GlaDOS> 21:16 <@GlaDOS> ILL MURDER EDDIE <@GlaDOS> 21:16 <@GlaDOS> Hes afk on skype <@GlaDOS> 21:16 <@GlaDOS> in a call <@GlaDOS> 21:17 <@GlaDOS> and his whoel servers down <@GlaDOS> 21:17 <@DG> rofl <@GlaDOS> 21:17 <&Luke> lmao <@GlaDOS> 21:17 <&Luke> <3 my local server <@GlaDOS> 21:17 <@DG> 127.0.0.1 <@GlaDOS> 21:17 <@GlaDOS> Hes comes back to skype and says "Shut up ill be back in two seconds!" im like your servers fucked xD <@GlaDOS> 21:18 <@GlaDOS> hes gone again
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