-    Welcome to irc.cccp-project.net
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-    	Now its time for **UPDATED** conversational spanish with grimlock
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-    Las ardillas. Me persiguen. Quieren mis tuercas pero no pueden tenerlas.
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-    no habla? the squirrels. they chase me. they want my nuts but they
-    can not have them.
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-    El gato en mi pantalones, quiere mi burrito. Pero el no puede
-    tenerlo. No compartire con el.
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-    Still no habla? the cat in my pants, he wants my burrito. But he can
-    not have it. I will not share with him.
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-    Por que el perro que lame mis bolas? Debo de haber banado en mantequilla
-    de mani de nuevo ...
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-    Really!?!? No habla?! You really need to work on your spanglish skills..
-    Why is the dog licking my balls? I must have bathed in peanut butter
-    again...
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-    Cuando salgo de la peluqueria despues de tener mi espalda afeitado, me
-    doy cuenta de que seria mucho mas barato tener un rebano de cabras.
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-    You really need to sign up for my formal spanish lessons.  I can teach
-    many more useful phrases phrases!  When I leave the barber after having
-    my back shaved, I realize it would be much cheaper to own a herd of goats.
-
-    Usted dice que el tomate, digo que me gusta la leche con chocolate y
-    panecillos. Has visto a mi cepillo de dientes?
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-    My lesson rates are very reasonable!  I can teach you to splanglish like
-    I do!  You say tomato, I say I like chocolate milk and bagels.  Have you
-    seen my toothbrush?
-
-    	This has been conversational spanish with grimlock, time for
-    	something more serious.
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