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-                  An IRC service of
-        ---===*** The Taphouse Cabal ***===---
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- ..and remember...
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-         .... there is no Cabal. Never speak of it again.
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- Yes, you will be scanned for open proxies.
- No, it won't hurt....
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-                          ...much
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- Unless you're using one.
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- Then you'll wish it had only been a tazer enema.
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- We reserve the right to be assholes if we've had a bad day or someone
- doesn't play nice with the servers. Otherwise, have fun, be excellent
- to others, wipe your feet when you enter a channel and remember... it's
- only ones and zeros.