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-        (On the Paradise network)
-           O Listening on ports: 6667 and 6697 (SSL) o
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- 	The profoundest of all sensualities is the sense of truth
-         and the next deepest sensual experience is the sense of justice.
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-     -------- Server Rules ----------------------------------------------
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-           o No Flooding                        o No DoS bots
-           o No Clones                          o No Spamming
-           o No Takeovers                       o No Whiners
-           o No Drones                          o No Abuse/Harrassment
-           o No WinGate/proxied clients         o No XDCC bots
-           o No *abusive* bots.                 o Clients *must* respond
-           o No kiddies                          to normal CTCP requests.
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-     -------- Server Staff ----------------------------------------------
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-        o For a listing of IRC operators use ->  /stats p
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-     -------- Disclaimer ------------------------------------------------
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-        This server, its staff and the people hosting it are *NOT*
-        responsible for the content that passes through this server.
-        Use of this server is a *privilege* which may be removed at
-        any time and for any reason by the friendly server operators.
-
-         o We reserve the right to deny service to
-           anyone at any time and for any reason.
-         o If in doubt, see rule #1.
-         o If your "client" doesn't bother us, we
-           won't bother it.
-         o No bottler clients please.
-         o We scan for open proxies on connect. If
-           you do not wish to be scanned, please do
-           not connect to this server.
-         o By using this server, your face may be
-           melted.
-         o You may not enjoy yourself while connected
-           to Paradise.  Our apologies.
-         o Play nicely with others.
-         o Questions or problems with this server email:
-                     paul [at] parad1se [dot] net