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-                             |_|     E F n e t
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-        - Serving ports: 6665-6669, and 7000 -
-        - This server was born on Nov 5 2002 -
-            - http://www.irc.choopa.net/ -
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-             - S E R V E R   R U L E S -
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-      - We reserve the right to deny service to
-        anyone at any time and for any reason.
-      - If in doubt, see rule #1.
-      - If your "client" doesn't bother us, we
-        won't bother it.
-      - No bottler clients please.
-      - We scan for open proxies on connect. If
-        you do not wish to be scanned, please do
-        not connect to this server.
-      - Please be nice little boys and girls and
-        behave yourselves.
-      - You may not enjoy yourself while connected
-        to EFnet.  Our apologies.
-      - Play nicely with others.
-      - Brush 3 times daily.
-      - Wipe front to back.
-      - Questions or problems, email irc[at]choopa.net
-        - Please visit http://www.choopa.com/ -
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-           Try us on IPv6 at irc6.choopa.net
-              (2001:19f0::dead:beef:cafe)
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