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-  Mission Commander (Administrator): TheBadShepperd
-
-  POLICIES AND RULES
-
-   All users must follow the guidelines set forth in the Esper
-   network charter: http://esper.net/charter.php
-   Friendly bots are permitted, but must follow the same rules as users.
-   Additional Bot Policy at: http://esper.net/bots.php
-   FServes are strictly forbidden (XDCC, etc.)
-   All servers must follow U.S and applicable international law.
-   Your use of this network implies consent to perform a proxy scan.
-   We reserve the right to remove anyone at any time for any reason.
-
-   Additional Bot Policy at: http://esper.net/bots.php
-
-   The above is considered 'required reading' for use of galaxy, and ignorance is
-   by no means an excuse.
-
-  Channels of note:
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-    #Dragonweyr     - Issues requiring network staff intervention.
-    #help           - General IRC help.
-    #esper          - General chat.
-    #tavern         - General chat.
-
-   (Note: these names have been bolded to prevent them from being clickable
-     by certain browser-based clients. To join a channel, type /join name.)
-
-  Final notes:
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-    Esper serves many communities, please be aware that not every channel
-     is dedicated to the particular community you've come to visit.
-
-    Teatime is at precisely 03:00 PM on galaxy, and you must bring your own
-     tea. And water. And a glass.