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-       Location: Dallas TX, United States.
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-       Ports: 5555, 6666 .. 6669, 6697 (SSL), 7000.
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-       Administrators: Steve_Restless (Steve_Restless@esper.net)
-                       Raiden (Raiden@esper.net)
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-       Operators: Hikaru (Hikaru@esper.net)
-                  Leah_Vincent (Leah_Vincent@esper.net)
-                  Roak (Roak@esper.net)
-                  TheBadShepperd (TheBadShepperd@esper.net)
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-        Policies, rules, etc:
-          All users must follow the guidelines set forth in the Esper
-          network charter: http://esper.net/charter.php
-          Bots are permitted, but must follow the same rules as users.
-          Additional Bot Policy at: http://esper.net/bots.php
-          Fserves are strictly forbidden (XDCC, etc.)
-          All users must follow U.S. and applicable international law.
-          Your use of this network implies consent to perform a proxy scan.
-          We reserve the right to remove anyone at any time for any reason.
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-        Channels of note:
-         #dragonweyr      - Issues requiring network staff intervention.
-         #help            - General IRC help.
-         #coders          - The Esper coders.
-         #esper           - General chat.
-         #tavern          - General chat.
-         #lobby          - General chat.
-        (Note: these names have been bolded to prevent them from being clickable
-          by certain browser-based clients. To join a channel, type /join name.)
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-        Final notes:
-          Esper serves many communities, please be aware that not every channel
-             is dedicated to the particular community you've come to visit.
-          New to IRC? Helpful information:
-             http://www.esper.net/getting_started.php
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-          This server is sponsored by myDigitechnician in-home computer service
-             http://www.mydigitechnician.com/
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