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-               welcome to the darkmyst irc network
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-      network services
-           nickserv - nickname registration service
-           chanserv - channel registration and maintenence service
-           memoserv - note messenger service
-           gameserv - gaming and roleplaying service
-           timeserv - timezone converting service
-            webserv - webtv service
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-      offical channels
-          #darkmyst - technical/administrative support channel
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-             remember to invite your friends here!
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