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- Taste the Same
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- Some children saw Nasreddin coming from the vineyard with two basketfuls
- of grapes loaded on his donkey. They gathered around him and asked him
- to give them a taste.
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- Nasreddin picked up a bunch of grapes and gave each child a grape.
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- "You have so much, but you gave us so little," the children whined.
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- "There is no difference whether you have a basketful or a small piece.
-  They all taste the same," Nasreddin answered, and continued on his way.
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