- 6/7/2006 21:35
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- Message of the day contributed by Unknown for Pods-R-Us.Beyondirc.Net
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- Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
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- Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill
- says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would
- like to get together with her!"
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- Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has
- skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
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- Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives
- Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
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- They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling
- "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."
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- To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the
- name ..... Microsoft."
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- DeSaDe
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- Thanks for Flying BeyondIRC.--- DarkMan
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