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-                              RULES
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-          1. The IRC Gods giveth... The IRC Gods taketh away.
-          2. Twits Can and will be punished.
-          3. No Flooding
-          4. No Spamming
-          5. No Advertising of other Networks.
-          6. No Child Porn.
-          7. No Oper abuse.
-          8. NO Twits.. We dont NEED you here we dont WANT you here and we
-             surely can help you to find someone who will give you the
-             attention you are after.. But that place is NOT this network.
-          9. Maximum of 3 connections
-         10. If your bot misbehaves and I break my foot off in its tin can ass..
-             Dont come crying to me.
-         11. Abusers can and will be biotch-slapped.
-         12. Act like an ass... Get Treated like an ass.
-         13. DO NOT piss off Graveyard.
-         14. If you are feeling bulletproof... Please refer to rules #11 and #13
-         15. The opers are here to assure you have a nice chat. They are NOT
-             here to take shit.
-         16. Those users in need of assistance should  join our official help
-             channel #help by typing /j #help or type /HELPOP Help me Please
-         17. If you ever hear one of the Tech-Admins say Oops or Ohh Shit...
-             Grab onto something and hang on.
-         18. Have Fun....... Its IRC... Its supposed to be fun!
-         19. Drama Free: No drama No way Yes this means you...
-         20. Do NOT beg for opers or otherwise annoy our staff.
-         21. Do NOT beg for Chan opers.
-         22. We reserve the right to refuse connection to ANYONE
-         23. Coffee allowed to be consumed in great quanity on this server.
-         24. My ass has a seating capacity of ONE... Today is NOT your day..
-             Tomorrow isnt looking too good for you either......
-         25. This server is a DRAMA FREE zone.. Any whiny bitchy things going
-             on that I have to deal with, ESPECIALLY before my coffee will NOT
-             bode well for you...
-         26. Those users in need of IRC assistance should go to our official
-             help channel #Help by typing /j #help
-         27. Remember this is IRC... its supposed to be FUN.
-         28. If you treat people with courtesy and respect, the chances are
-             good you will get treated that way as well.
-         29. To squelch all the rumors.. YES I am an asshole... but at least I
-             am willing to admit it. Deal with it. Its SIR ASSHOLE to you!
-         30. If you think I am asshole now.. Catch me before my first cup of
-             coffee in the morning.
-         30. Remember that in Cyberspace.. NO ONE can hear you scream!
-         31. There are a few things in this life that are impossible. At the
-             top of the list is me behaving. Dont ask... Cant happen...
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-                                            Have fun!
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-                                                Graveyard.......