- 12/11/2007 0:22
-    We Welcome You To The Matrix.* IRC Server!
-    ==========================================
-
-    This server is located in New Jersey, USA
-
-    Server Owner:      MatrixDog (matrixdog[at]ashnet[dot]org)
-    Server Admin:      Get_A_Fix (getafix[at]ashnet[dot]org)
-    Server Staff:      Bubach (bubach[at]ashnet[dot]org)
-    NetAdmin:          Pharrell (pha[at]ashnet[dot]org)
-
-    matrix.nj.us.ashnet.org is using
-    IRCd                : UNREAL 3.2.6
-    Services            : Anope-1.7.16
-
-
-                        SERVER RULES:
-
-           IMPERSONATION, CLONING, SPAMMING, FLOODING,
-                 OR ANY OTHER KIND OF ABUSE CAN
-           AND WILL CAUSE YOU TO BE BANNED FROM THIS
-                   SERVER AT ANY GIVEN TIME
-
-    We reserve the right to deny access to this server without warning or
-    explanation.
-             _       _               _             _
-  _ __  __ _| |_ _ _(_)_ __  __ _ __| |_  _ _  ___| |_   ___ _ _ __ _
- | '  \/ _` |  _| '_| \ \ /_/ _` (_-< ' \| ' \/ -_)  _|_/ _ \ '_/ _` |
- |_|_|_\__,_|\__|_| |_/_\_(_)__,_/__/_||_|_||_\___|\__(_)___/_| \__, |
-                                                                |___/
-       +------------------------------------------------+
-           |    #ashnet  - Main Network Channel        |
-           |    #Help    - General Help Channel        |
-           |    #registration - Nickname Register Help |
-           |    #joox    - http://joox.net             |
-       +------------------------------------------------+
-
-
-    Services:
-     * NickServ - Nickname Registration Service
-     * ChanServ - Channel Registration Service
-     * MemoServ - Network Memo Service
-     * HostServ - Network Vhost Service
-     * BotServ  - Network Bot Service
-
-    Syntax: /msg <Servicename> help
-
-    Connect Information
-
-    o Open Ports 6660-6669, 7000
-    o SSL port, 9999
-
-    If you have been forcefully removed and would like more information
-    on why please contact us at http://kline.ashnet.org/ or email
-    kline[at]ashnet[dot]org for further details.
-
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