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- -------------------------- Welcome --------------------------------
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-  o Welcome to the Abjects IRC Network
-  o Visit us @ http://www.abjects.net/
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- ------------------------ Network Rules ----------------------------
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-  o No Flooding     o No DoS bots     o No Clones    o No Channel Wars
-  o No Takeovers    o No Spamming     o No Annoying  o No Child Porn
-  o Bots are not allowed, but if your "client" doesn't bother us,
-    we might not bother it.
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- --------------------------- Notice --------------------------------
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-  Network Operators are NOT allowed to get into channel affairs
-  unless the channel violates a network rule (listed above).
-  If you are experiencing treason, or just problem ops,
-  Please do NOT get the Network Operators involved.
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- ------------------------- Disclaimer ------------------------------
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-  o Proxy and Drone (version) scans are issued upon connecting.
-  o If you wish not to be auto scanned please disconnect now!
-  o This server, its staff and the people hosting it are *NOT*
-    responsible for the content that passes through this server.
-  o Use of this server is a *privilege* which may be removed at
-    any time and for any reason by the friendly network operators.
-  o Each channel founder is responsible for policing their own channel(s)
-    by the correct laws and guidelines. Abjects accepts no responsibility
-    for the actions of channel members or their founders.
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- --------------------------- Contact -------------------------------
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-  o  The official channel of this network is #Abjects
-  o  Abuse problem? e-mail: abuse@abjects.net
-  o  Klined/Glined? e-mail: help@abjects.net
-  o  Routing/Linking inquiries? e-mail: routing.committee@abjects.net
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- ----------------------- Connect Options ---------------------------
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- o  Open ports 6665-6669, 7000, 9000
- o  SSL port 9999
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- o  Need help connecting using SSL?
- o  Go to http://www.abjects.net/faq.html#14
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- ------------------------ Regional DNS ----------------------------
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- o  We have regional DNS pools setup for the following
- o  irc.us.abjects.net - USA
- o  irc.eu.abjects.net - Europe
- o  irc.as.abjects.net - Asia (including the Middle East)
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