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| General quote, Posted by FBI on Nov 12th, 2005, 3:59 pm |
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<+Jordan> YO guys
<+Jordan> i got a joke for u
<+Jordan> Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
<@z|Andy> hey!
<+Jordan> At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, “Well,
<+Jordan> you’ve been such a good guy, and your invention…the assembly
<+Jordan> line for the automobile…changed the world. As a reward, you
<+Jordan> can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want.”
<@z|Andy> its Jordan!
<+Jordan> Ford thinks about it, and says, - “I want to hang out with God
<+Jordan> Himself.”
<+Jordan> So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room,and
<+Jordan> introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, “When you invented
<+Jordan> Woman, what were You thinking?”
<+Jordan> God asks, “What do you mean?” Well,” says Ford, “You have some
<+Jordan> major design flaws in your invention.
<+Jordan> 1. There’s too much front end protrusion. 2. It chatters way too
<+Jordan> much at high speeds. 3. Maintenance is extremely high. 4. It
<+Jordan> constantly needs repainting, and refinishing. 5. It is out of
<+Jordan> commission at least 5 or 6 days of every 28 6. The rear end
<+Jordan> wobbles too much. 7. The intake is placed too close to the
<+Jordan> exhaust. 8. The headlights are usually too small. 9. Fuel
<+Jordan> consumption is outrageous.
<+Jordan> And that’s just to name a few.”
<+Jordan> “Hmmm…,” replies God, “Hold on a minute.” God goes over to the
<+Jordan> Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits
<+Jordan> for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report,
<+Jordan> and God reads it.
<+Jordan> God then turns to Ford, and says, “It may be that my design is
<+Jordan> flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding
<+Jordan> my invention than yours.”
<+Jordan> lmao
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