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Sexy quote, Posted by Antoshi on Jul 6th, 2005, 12:56 pm Score: 0 Vote:
«~samcobra|away» cut the caps
«@Antoshi» Cut my penis
«@Antoshi» Off
«@Antoshi» In your
«@Antoshi» Mouth. :l
«+TeH_133T» ok
* TeH_133T takes it in his mouth
«@Antoshi» ...
* TeH_133T bites it off
Sexy quote, Posted by Antoshi on Jul 6th, 2005, 12:54 pm Score: 0 Vote:
«@|SA|EJ313» Oh My God ... DM is fingering me
«&DuelistMaster|Away|» my bad
«%jAYjAY» O_O
Sexy quote, Posted by Alyson on Jun 3rd, 2005, 3:48 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Dildo-Of-Death> my penis touches my forehead
<04Alyson> O_O
<Dildo-Of-Death> I WIN!
Sexy quote, Posted by Alyson on Jun 3rd, 2005, 3:47 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<-Samantha-> pink headed dildo
<-Samantha-> >.>
<halfNAKED> <--dildo
<-Samantha-> no!
<-Samantha-> Alyson is a pink headed dildo
<-Samantha-> >.<
<Alyson> O_O
<halfNAKED> i'm a better dildo
Sexy quote, Posted by Alyson on Jun 3rd, 2005, 3:44 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Undenied-Hatred> David : "Oh baby..oh baby yeah *Unzips and pulls down.* Wait what the fuck!?! What is that puss stuff all over it!?" Steph : "Yeah I left out a small detail :("
Sexy quote, Posted by zeke on May 29th, 2005, 12:13 am Score: 0 Vote:
<DuEy> SEX
<DuEy> brb
<-- DuEy has quit
Sexy quote, Posted by Dreamscaped on May 20th, 2005, 8:11 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<&Mushy> so she's not up Stacey's ass
<&Mushy> that's good to know
<kenny> dont wanna know whos been up her ass kthx
<&Mushy> probably all of Florida
Sexy quote, Posted by neksi on Apr 22nd, 2005, 6:25 pm Score: 2 Vote:
<neksi> im getting dick
<neksi> sick*
<dgram> i was wondering for a while there
<dgram> like thanks for sharing
Sexy quote, Posted by mmorris6 on Apr 20th, 2005, 10:58 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<MrBear[Sleeping]> hold on man..... i gotta busta a rhyme.. i just feel it comming..
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> uh oh
* MrBear[Sleeping] is now known as NiggaNerd
<NiggaNerd> FASTER THAN YOUR USB PORTS, FINGERING YOUR GIRLS SOCKETS AND KILLING YOUR GIGAHERTZ
* NiggaNerd is now known as MrBear
<MrBear> just had to do that
<majik`> brilliant
<majik`> now
<majik`> here is your gold teeth
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> lol
<majik`> now go cheat on your wife
<majik`> and steal a car
<majik`> and you are set
<MrBear[Sleeping]> majik`, i dont have a wife
<MrBear[Sleeping]> i have a babies momma
<MrBear[Sleeping]> stupid ass
<majik`> oh
<majik`> u betta howd dat bits dawg
<majik`> shee b trippin'
<majik`> i graduated from the N - I double Ger academy of ebonics
<majik`> </poobah quote>
<MrBear[Sleeping]> fo sho cuz, she be talking bout dat givin' her money 'n shit, but u know i donts play dat shiet
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> oh
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> lol
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> "Hooked on Ebonics -- call 1-800-DAS-DA-WAY"
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> "We'll have you speaking like a N-I-double 'guh'-'ER' in no time"
Sexy quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Mar 26th, 2005, 7:59 am Score: 0 Vote:
<&Ch[a]os> i wanted to ask him about his dick yesterday
Sexy quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Mar 22nd, 2005, 3:46 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+Bukkake> no dude.. if you're having nice sex with a guy right.. and its going nicely, you're holding hands and smiling at each other kissing, he pulls his dick out and JIZZES ON MY FACE!?!?
Sexy quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Mar 20th, 2005, 12:56 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* ~Diva says igor "Oh baby `I'm typin, oh baby I'm typin, I'm rubbin my spacebar, are you rubbin your mouse.... ok yes ok yesssss `I'm gonna hit enter.... here it goes... <ENTER> OHhhhhhhh Gawwwwwd that Feels Soooooo Gooooood Babyyyyyyyy!!!!!" OMG !!! OMG !!! i'm printing .... i'm printing!!!!!!!!! xoxoxox... I'll go wipe up now...
Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Mar 7th, 2005, 1:47 am Score: 0 Vote:
* v3|0c17y rapes boink
* boink counters and rapes v3|0c17y WITHOUT lube.
[PingBad] OUCH
[PingBad] Wãý tò Gò boink
[~v3|0c17y] lol
» Sysop102 sets mode: +l 61
[PingBad] thats gotta leave a mark in the morning
[~Sysop100] lol
Sexy quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Feb 28th, 2005, 3:31 am Score: 0 Vote:
* +v3|0c17y assrapes Loser with a chainsaw
<+v3|0c17y> u like that dont ya bitch?
* ~Loser moans while his asshole is ripped to shreads lol
<~Loser> ugh thats just gross lol
Sexy quote, Posted by sudha on Feb 24th, 2005, 7:18 am Score: 2 Vote:
[05:12] <JubeiSaotome> http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-q-70-2pn.html
[05:12] <JubeiSaotome> lol
[05:12] <DigitalAZ> need to have control over the web :D
[05:12] <DigitalAZ> funny its usb tho
[05:13] <JubeiSaotome> who the fuck uses a ps2 stand
[05:13] <DigitalAZ> oh shit i just saw the PS2 info
[05:13] <DigitalAZ> who the fuck gets off to games
[05:13] <JubeiSaotome> lol
[05:13] <JubeiSaotome> japs
[05:13] <DigitalAZ> games with clothing
[05:13] <DigitalAZ> i could see if it might be a game with nudity, but thats a huge maby
[05:14] <JubeiSaotome> imagine how much that would smell after a week of use
[05:14] <DigitalAZ> lol
[05:15] <DigitalAZ> yea that gross
[05:15] <JubeiSaotome> it would be like after a week you unlock REZ - FISHY SMELL MODE
[05:16] <DigitalAZ> rotf
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