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Sexy quote, Posted by Acid on Dec 26th, 2005, 3:03 pm Score: 1 Vote:
[Link] #cunt has become full, so you are automatically being transferred to the linked channel #penis
Sexy quote, Posted by N_Yo_FACE on Nov 29th, 2005, 5:06 am Score: 1 Vote:
<+glooey> oh I'm sorta here
<+glooey> my ex nephew just showed up
<+glooey> him showing up means he's horny
* Parts: +glooey (~kevin@user.cable.mindspring.com)
Sexy quote, Posted by FBI on Nov 6th, 2005, 7:08 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<[1]Andy> dam man
<[1]Andy> my cousion and his girl has been at it for hours
<[1]Andy> :/
<+kabuta> lol
<[1]Andy> and i can still hear the loud moan from the girl
<[1]Andy> ouch must be pounding her pretty hard then
* [1]Andy turns up the music and closed the doors and windows and still hear some *YES YES YES YES*
* [1]Andy is listening to 43. Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
* [1]Andy will write a friendly letter to tell him and his girl to get a ho-tel instead next time
<[1]Andy> or I can record them....That'll make some money to pay the shell bills
<[1]Andy> lmao
Sexy quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Nov 2nd, 2005, 9:50 am Score: 0 Vote:
<NeonBurn> we also bring you some great products for men like Girl in a Cup, inflatable Japanese love pillows (Dutch Wives), and more.
<NeonBurn> im gonna order some jap porn
<NeonBurn> holy shit, 1151 mins of pr0n
Sexy quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Oct 30th, 2005, 6:10 am Score: 0 Vote:
<&afk> i want myself..
<&afk> i masterbait..
<&afk> to a mirror
<&n3t> lol
<&afk> should explaine it!
Sexy quote, Posted by FBI on Oct 3rd, 2005, 12:41 am Score: 0 Vote:
* Andy chians up dead man and whips his sexy beast
<&GoDfAtHeR> asks andy to starts pissing on the turbine
<@Andy> lol
<&GoDfAtHeR> LET ITTTTTTTTTTT RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
* Andy rips apart Godfather
<@deadman400P> grrrrrrr
<@Andy> lol
<@Andy> poor dead
<&GoDfAtHeR> Rolling Õn The Floor £aughing My Âss Õff
<&GoDfAtHeR> deadman u aight
* Andy takes a piss at deads grave
<&GoDfAtHeR> looks like u about to explaode
<@Andy> that'll help you in the after life
<&GoDfAtHeR> Rolling Õn The Floor £aughing My Âss Õff
<@Andy> LOL
Sexy quote, Posted by FBI on Sep 28th, 2005, 9:30 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* Andy whispers to everyone Akoshia is hot you should respect and Fear her wrath
<@Akoshia> hahahaha lmao or ill beet ur with my big breastesessssss
<@Akoshia> im not mean
<Andy> LAMO
<@eLf> i have hemmrhoids
<@eLf> ones bleeding
<@eLf> cos guest1 bit into it
<@Akoshia> lmaoooooooooooo
<Andy> LOL
<@Akoshia> was he suckin on it?
<@eLf> yea
<Andy> Fear the females >:))
<@eLf> it gots a hicky
<@eLf> just like my ring finger
<@Akoshia> i bet it had butt juices clinging to it too
<@eLf> yea
<@eLf> they were dripping down
<@Akoshia> he suckedem off ewwww
<Andy> lol
<Andy> poor geust1
<@eLf> looked like alphabet soup
* Andy will puke if u don't stop >O<
Sexy quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 27th, 2005, 8:54 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+ab0rted> well i got the biggest dick
<~Twinkies> yup
Sexy quote, Posted by FBI on Sep 24th, 2005, 7:52 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<~Joeronimoe> well time to go get drunk and screw
<~Joeronimoe> See Ya!
<~Joeronimoe> laters
<@FBI> with who?
<@FBI> lol
<+kygirl> me
<+kygirl> later
<@FBI> 0.o
*** FBI changed nick to FBI[RecordingThem]
<@FBI[RecordingThem]> lol
<~Joeronimoe> it will be availible on my tv station for 9.95
<@FBI[RecordingThem]> dam thats hardcore
<~Joeronimoe> hehe
<@FBI[RecordingThem]> 100% custmor safitcation
<@FBI[RecordingThem]> hehehehe
<+kygirl> hell no 19.95..lol
<~Joeronimoe> it really will be hard core when she finds the camera
<~Joeronimoe> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
<@FBI[RecordingThem]> lol
<~Joeronimoe> there ya go baby 19.95
<~Joeronimoe> cool
<~Joeronimoe> thats my bitch
<~Joeronimoe> £aughing My Âss Õff
<+kygirl> that's right
<~Joeronimoe> heh
<@FBI[RecordingThem]> Laughing My Ass OFF
Sexy quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 23rd, 2005, 3:19 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+ab0rted> all the sexy ladies take off your panties :D
<+Xempest> O_O
<+ab0rted> thats u Xempest
<+ab0rted> ;)
* Mystic-Flame (mysticflam@IRCop.EliteCCP.Com) has joined #EliteCCP
* BooBooKittyFuck sets mode: +v Mystic-Flame
<+Mystic-Flame> Together, BooBooKittyFuck and I will defeat +m
<+Xempest> but ..im a guy
<+Xempest> but okay
<+ab0rted> lol
<+Mystic-Flame> hi
<+Xempest> Hey Mystic-Flame
<+ab0rted> hey Mystic-Flame <3
<+ab0rted> marry me Mystic-Flame
<+ab0rted> :D
<&Pure_Idiocy> Lol.
<+Mystic-Flame> ok
<+ab0rted> yay!
* +Mystic-Flame marrys larry
<+Mystic-Flame> who is Xemptest
* +ab0rted sexors Mystic-Flame
<+Mystic-Flame> Channels: #EliteStaff +#EliteCCP
<+ab0rted> a guy that might merge his net with us
<+Mystic-Flame> ah ic
<+Mystic-Flame> welcome
<+ab0rted> he is my other sex slave ;p
<+Mystic-Flame> Laughing Out Loud
<&Pure_Idiocy> Lol.
<+Xempest> Im a cybernetic organism with Artifical Intelligence Bot created by my master ab0rted to serve and hand out sexual pleasure whenever desired
<+ab0rted> rofl!
<&Pure_Idiocy> Lmfao.
* +ab0rted quotes that
Sexy quote, Posted by JohnB on Sep 8th, 2005, 1:26 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<&Pink_Karen> !cock JohnB
* @Thrustee thrusts up a fresh cock and sets off in front of johnb
<~sYs_eRr0r> ;o
* +JohnB licks :$
Sexy quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Aug 22nd, 2005, 2:02 am Score: 0 Vote:
* v3|0c17y is now known as Jen69
<&Jen69> lets all change to chick nicks :D
<&Jen69> and act like lesbians!
<&Jen69> :D
<@NeonBurn> ok!!
* Jen69 is now known as Jenni
* NeonBurn is now known as lesbocunt4u
<~VNCX> weirdos
* &Jenni rubs lesbocunt4u's boobs
* +lesbocunt4u sniifs Jenni's poopshoot
<&Jenni> lick it babe
<+lesbocunt4u> lmao
* &Jenni plays with lesbocunt4u's clity
Sexy quote, Posted by animesoup on Aug 9th, 2005, 10:35 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Redbluefire> my mom just found a rather naughty note a girl wrote to me
<@shondii> just tell her 'bitches love the cock'
<@shondii> 'you wouldn't understand, dyke'
Sexy quote, Posted by Antoshi on Jul 6th, 2005, 1:34 pm Score: 0 Vote:
«&|SA|Antoshi» Try some of my Leet Sauce! It's great for barbecues! :D
«~KenshinMasta» ..
«~KenshinMasta» =\
«~KenshinMasta» from your pants ?
«~KenshinMasta» o_O
«&|SA|Antoshi» :)
«&|SA|Antoshi» Where do you think it comes from?
«~KenshinMasta» *coughs* o_O
Sexy quote, Posted by Antoshi on Jul 6th, 2005, 12:59 pm Score: 0 Vote:
«@|SA|pogo» who wanst a dildo
«&|SA|Antoshi» Give it to Mai, Pogo. XD
* Hidden watches as pogo takes the dildo and shoves it up mai's ass
«~Mai» ........ u guys are sick -_-
* Parts: Mai (cutie4u2en@ED2D7492.FC428488.IP)
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