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| Sexy quote, Posted by Medusa on Mar 28th, 2013, 5:18 am |
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<+ScouseGeezer> i need to go impale my mouth with this fag, brb
<+Derek> no comment
<+Derek> LOL
<+ScouseGeezer> oh dear, i shouldnt have said that
<+rtfm> PUT YOUR KNICKERS ON AND GO GET ME A CUP OF TEA
<+Derek> LMAO
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Mar 24th, 2013, 7:18 pm |
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<+ciderpixie> n i wasnt saying all men r w***ers :D
<+d|Office> I wasn't claiming you were
<+d|Office> but, for that
* +d|Office unzips and cranks one off just for ciderpixie
<+ginaboo> lmao
<+ciderpixie> fek ur brave or insain d|Office not sure wich pmsfl lol
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Mar 19th, 2013, 7:46 pm |
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<+rachel25> lol cuz we didnt know what she meant doffice
<&R-e-D> lol she called you doffice
<+d|Office> that does it
* d|Office is now known as orifice
<+orifice> there
<+rachel25> lmfao
<+orifice> get it out of your system
<+orifice> done already? awesome!
<&R-e-D> haha
* orifice is now known as dax|Office
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on May 3rd, 2012, 4:53 am |
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{ ~ | ScottishNinja } Heyyyy Dax!!!
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } <<< Chloe/Badger/Mutley
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } Long time no see
{ + | dax } indeed, babe
* +dax smooches, gropes, licks and shags Chloe
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } :O
* ~ScottishNinja tells JoJo
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } How you doing buddy?
{ + | dax } want me to fill that hole too?
{ + | dax } horny and feeling old
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } No, Shes mine!
{ + | dax } yourself?
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } awwwww :(
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } Im alright thanks
{ + | dax } I was refering to your ":o" hole :P
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } oh
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } LOL
* +dax unzips
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } please dont
{ + | dax } :|
{ + | dax } I'm a lesbian too, yanno!
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } :P
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } LOL
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } Your a nutcase :P
{ + | dax } rather that over a boobcase
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } test
{ + | dax } your test came back AIDS negative
* +dax unzips some more
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } test again
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } better
* +dax feels ScottishNinja's boobs
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } and Good that iv not got aids!
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } :O
{ + | dax } no breast cancer...
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } lol
{ + | dax } not too large, not too small either
{ + | dax } I hate large ones
{ + | dax } thems be lethal
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } lol
{ + | dax } but I don't mind gut padding
{ + | dax } better shag a bean bag than a rake handle...
{ ~ | ScottishNinja } lol
{ + | dax } so, with that in mind, nudes please :)
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Feb 2nd, 2012, 8:30 pm |
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* manwhore|tacotickling tickles Sara's taco repeatedly
* &Sara smacks manwhore|tacotickling for touching her.
* You were kicked by Sara [Stop tickling my taco. My taco doesn't want tickled.]
* Now chatting in #chatz
{ & | Sara } Bad dax.
{ manwhore|tacotickling } to this day I still wonder what would happen to a woman who ingested viagra (accidentally or otherwise)
{ & | Sara } What Happens If a Woman Takes Viagra?
{ & | Sara } A 47-year-old Cincinnati woman who uses Viagra regularly says that unlike with men, Viagra in women can cause a noticeable sensation when you take it. "I felt like there was a tingling in the pelvic area," she says. "I could almost feel the increase in blood flow. It felt like there was an increase in sensitivity."
{ & | Sara } The woman's doctor gave her Viagra after a hysterectomy made it nearly impossible to have an orgasm. She says Viagra has given her about 70% of her sexual function back. The level of orgasm "is not the same to what I had prior -- it's not as full," she says. "But it does make it easier."
{ & | Sara } Early studies of Viagra and women found it didn't work, but doctors say those studies weren't selective enough and included women with desire disorders who, like men with such problems, can't be helped by Viagra.
{ + | Alia } You are impossible
{ & | Sara } As with men, Viagra gets the blood flowing to the genitals in women. So for women who have difficulty achieving orgasm, vaginal dryness or a lack of sensation, arousal or engorgement, Viagra may help.
{ & | Sara } In a recent Pfizer-sponsored study of 200 women who either were postmenopausal or had undergone hysterectomies and who all suffered from some form of sexual arousal disorder, half were given Viagra and half were given a placebo. Researchers found that 57% of women taking Viagra reported improved sensation in the genital area, compared with 44% in the placebo group.
{ & | Sara } Even so, many researchers say sexual problems are far more complex in women than in men, and it's unlikely Viagra will ever work as well for women as for men.
* +Medusa reads ^^
{ manwhore|tacotickling } so, in other words, I should have slipped the former flatmate viagra regularly...
{ + | Medusa } lol
{ + | Medusa } so where can I get viagra
* +Medusa checks those crap spam mails
{ manwhore|tacotickling } lol
{ manwhore|tacotickling } make sure you get the right ads though
{ manwhore|tacotickling } I'm not sure the cock enlarging pills would work out quite so well for women...
{ + | Medusa } lol
{ & | Sara } Maybe they would.
{ manwhore|tacotickling } mind you, would that result in the battleship of clitori, or boobs you could park a frigate on...
{ & | Sara } I'd love a ten-inch clitoris.
{ manwhore|tacotickling } knowing your luck, Sara, you'd likely wind up looking like a two legged giraffe ;)
{ & | Sara } Heh.
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 25th, 2011, 8:09 am |
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* You are now known as Everybody
>Sara< CTCP FINGER
* Sara giggles as Everybody fingers her.
<Sara> I've been fingered 400 times Q(o.oQ)
<Greywacke> rofl dcb :P
<Everybody> ^_^
<Greywacke> bwahahahaha
<Everybody> now THAT is getting around *nods*
<Greywacke> LOL
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 26th, 2011, 6:19 am |
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* @Andz licks dax
* dax gropes and molests Andz
{ @ | Andz } 0o
{ dax } nudes plz
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ @ | Andz } you never give up hey
{ dax } nope
{ @ | Andz } well
{ dax } being taurean, I'm as stubborn as the bull thus represented
{ + | Alia } Yeah well
{ @ | Andz } keep trying :P
{ dax } duly noted
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ dax } nudes plz
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 9th, 2011, 1:32 pm |
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* @Andz pets work|dax
* work|dax molests Andz
* @Andz likes it
* %DgnS pets work|dax too
{ work|dax } I ain't molesting you, pal - I got standards!
{ + | Medusa } lol
{ % | DgnS } lol
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 2nd, 2011, 8:38 pm |
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{ ~ | Artemis } i srsly have a bruise
{ ~ | Artemis } on my ass.
{ dax } don't bend over in front of john then
{ dax } geez, I thought you would have learnt after the first time!
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 13th, 2011, 9:13 pm |
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{ + | Medusa } it's flippin freezing
* d|Work huggles Medusa to keep her warm
{ + | Medusa } awwww
{ + | Medusa } you're being nice
{ d|Work } what say we slide under the covers together for several minutes of heavy breathing? :)
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 13th, 2011, 9:13 pm |
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{ + | Medusa } :O
{ d|Work } Medusa :)
{ d|Work } HOLD THAT FACE!
* d|Work unzips
{ + | Medusa } tut
{ + | Medusa } lol
{ d|Work } :)
{ + | Medusa } :P
{ d|Work } I know where you can put that tongue
{ + | Medusa } do you indeed
* d|Work points down
{ d|Work } have a lollipop :)
{ + | Medusa } thanks
{ d|Work } anytime, darlin
{ d|Work } ooh! easy on the tenders...
{ + | Medusa } you always put a smile on my face
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 3rd, 2011, 6:24 pm |
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* Topic: Everybody repeat after me: "I promise that if I edit one modules.conf, I will edit them all, as leaving some out will cause servers to crash, delink and prevent linking, I will do this because I am a responsible administrator", thanks kids.
* Topic set by Bertrum on Mon Oct 03 04:47:22 2011
* dax has set topic to: Everybody repeat after me: "I promise that if I edit one modules.conf, I will edit them all, as leaving some out will cause servers to crash, delink and prevent linking, I will do this because I am a responsible administrator", thanks kids. | You're welcome, mom
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Apr 28th, 2011, 10:55 pm |
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* @NuckinFutz kicks katsklaw
{ katsklaw } wut do you want, whore?
{ katsklaw } ;P
{ @ | NuckinFutz } yeh, I'll have whore with a side of slut
{ @ | NuckinFutz } you offering?
{ katsklaw } hardly
{ katsklaw } Angel-Dust, is looking for a lesbian though
{ @ | NuckinFutz } ooooer
* @NuckinFutz slides over to Angel-Dust
{ @ | NuckinFutz } how you doin'
{ @ | Angel-Dust } hi
{ @ | Angel-Dust } k
{ @ | Angel-Dust } back
{ @ | Angel-Dust } wait no brb
{ @ | Angel-Dust } o0
{ katsklaw } lol
{ katsklaw } you confuzzed her
{ @ | Angel-Dust } I'm back
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Feb 20th, 2011, 5:11 am |
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{ ~ | Niki } Never quiet at Kaoru's
{ dax } too busy jacking off, is he?
{ % | Kaoru } Lol dax, hello to you as well *offers a handshake*
* dax gets the disinfectant
{ dax } (industrial strength)
{ ~ | Niki } Lol
{ ~ | Niki } That means he loves u Kaoru
* dax pours the disinfectant down Kaoru's throat
{ dax } you were saying? :)
{ ~ | Niki } Really loves u
* Andz slaps dax
{ % | Kaoru } Lol dax I been with Andz all week, she takes care of that kinda thing for me :P
{ Andz } Oi
{ ~ | Niki } She pours disinfectant down ur throat?
* Andz wanders away
{ Andz } Crazy ppl
{ % | Kaoru } No
{ % | Kaoru } Nm...
{ ~ | Niki } She pours spermicide down ur throat
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Feb 6th, 2011, 7:51 pm |
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{ & | dax } { & | mikey } o know the words kinky private n bedroom set off me pornalert script <-- that way mike can get notification to join in/perve :)
{ & | mikey } you fuckin sent me it dax
{ & | dax } lol
{ & | dax } you tweaked it
* dax has morphed into KinkyPrivateBedroom
{ & | mikey } yer i took out the beastiality is all
{ & | KinkyPrivateBedroom } just to piss mikey off and drive a point home :)
{ & | KinkyPrivateBedroom } hey now, my word was voyeur, not beastiality
{ & | mikey } lol
{ & | mikey } git
{ & | KinkyPrivateBedroom } I leave that to those damned australians!
{ & | mikey } lmfao
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