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Sexy quote, Posted by zeke on Apr 27th, 2007, 8:25 am Score: 0 Vote:
* +Ed runs up to Midorikawa and starts rubbing his nipples
<Midorikawa> O_o
<Midorikawa> just what I always wanted. a nice vigorous nipple rub after an "evening" shower.
<zEkE> ....talk about vagueness
<zEkE> whos nipples is Ed rubbing?
<+Ed> exactly :P
<zEkE> there are 2 options for 'his' to be the pronoun for
<Midorikawa> true.
<Midorikawa> either way, I don't want it done right in front of me.
<Midorikawa> :-P
<+Ed> hehe
<Midorikawa> I mean, I know I'm good looking and all
* zEkE turns Midorikawa around
<zEkE> carry on Ed
<Midorikawa> haha
Sexy quote, Posted by FBI on Nov 26th, 2006, 11:36 pm Score: 2 Vote:
<CONDOR8> Sarah-It shouldnt be to hard to find a guy in hee to give you a piece of candy- LOL
<Doug929> lol
<blues_momma> nothing ever good came of "hey lil girl, want some candy"
<Andy> in irc they say hey little boy wanna cyber
Sexy quote, Posted by animesoup on Oct 19th, 2006, 11:33 pm Score: 2 Vote:
<@Siren> i wish i could lick myself, but i could only reach my inner thigh
<@Token> get a dog?
Sexy quote, Posted by GoaXpi on Sep 19th, 2006, 3:23 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Phoenix> I can be prescribed
<Phoenix> And used recreationally
Sexy quote, Posted by Pberetta on Aug 12th, 2006, 9:10 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Peer> u can try rubbing a paper in between yer boobz twice a day monica
<monica> why?
<Peer> well
<Peer> it worked with yer butt, didn't it ?
Sexy quote, Posted by ab0rted on Jun 5th, 2006, 6:52 am Score: 1 Vote:
<&DarkMoon> ab0rted
<~ab0rted> w000t
<~ab0rted> hey babe
<+hackinthebox> sexy
<+hackinthebox> lets have a 3 way
<~ab0rted> sure!
<+Agent420> well since were all here, how about a foursum?
<@Nymphetamine> fuck that! lets make it an orgy!
<~ab0rted> ;o
Sexy quote, Posted by animesoup on Mar 29th, 2006, 6:36 pm Score: 1 Vote:
* nhjm449_ (~damnit@cpe-67-9-174-179.austin.res.rr.com) has fucking joined #deadfrog
* nhjm449 has left this shithole (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<@Token> lol....
<@Token> cable modems suck
<horizon> why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that
* horizon throws down his pants and dives for the modem.
<horizon> i saw that coy look, i knew something was up, i understand more now.
Sexy quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 24th, 2006, 4:52 pm Score: 2 Vote:
<Treasure_Tiger> this time in two weeks i
<Treasure_Tiger> will
<Treasure_Tiger> be
<Treasure_Tiger> 18!
<~ab0rted> wooohooo!!!
<~ab0rted> i can finally sexore u legally
<~ab0rted> w00t
<Treasure_Tiger> lol
<~ab0rted> 17 = barely legal
<Treasure_Tiger> legal in the uk actually
<&LivingDeadGirl> lmao
<~ab0rted> it dont matter where in the world u are
<~ab0rted> my dick wont go inside noone under 18
<~ab0rted> EVER
* &LivingDeadGirl shakes her head
<Treasure_Tiger> so ya gonna be my birthday present then? :p#
<~ab0rted> fuck yeah i am!
<Treasure_Tiger> i dun think annie hired a stripper yet
<~ab0rted> hmmm that would be a great career
<~ab0rted> a contract stripper for girls who just turned 18
* &LivingDeadGirl jumps up n down
<Treasure_Tiger> lol
<~ab0rted> advertisement: just turned 18? legal? want to loose your virginity? call ab0rted!
<&LivingDeadGirl> IM TURNIN 18 TODAY PICK ME PICK ME
Sexy quote, Posted by Pberetta on Mar 2nd, 2006, 7:55 am Score: 0 Vote:
* pigginfedup buys a chest of stamps
<gautam> lol piggin, I can think of other things to lick lol
Sexy quote, Posted by Pberetta on Mar 2nd, 2006, 7:48 am Score: -1 Vote:
Sometimes discussing dinner and playing trivia at the same time can cause weird noments :)

(coco): waiting for my dinner
(vindaloo10): penis
(coco): lol
(vindaloo10): what you got?
(TrIvIaBot): 2nd Hint: spe** 30.0 secs & 13 Points Remaining
(vindaloo10): aww:S
(coco): sperm
Sexy quote, Posted by Phase on Feb 13th, 2006, 3:20 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<+Daeshim> heh I found another stack of cds again
<+Daeshim> :-/
<+Daeshim> No telling what are on them
<&Phase> lol
<+Daeshim> I was hoping for porn
<+Daeshim> but I have no porn
<+Daeshim> hmm
<&dg> damn ...
<&dg> none whatsoever ?
<&dg> :/
<+Daeshim> nope :-/
<+Daeshim> I have a girlfriend
<+Daeshim> who is sexually active
<+Daeshim> I'm good
<&Phase> lol
<&dg> I understand ...
<&dg> but still ..
<&dg> no pr0n ?!?!
<&Phase> you missed it dg
<&Phase> he has live porn ...
Sexy quote, Posted by ab0rted on Feb 12th, 2006, 10:39 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<&Pure_Idiocy> .. Were you picking your nose again?
<~pMs> no
<~pMs> tapping
<~pMs> not picking
<&ab0rted> brae picks my nose
<&Pure_Idiocy> Surrre.
<~pMs> with my needle cock
<&ab0rted> and it smells like lemons
<&ab0rted> brae balls are lemony fresh :)
<~pMs> thanks to those lemon scented moist towellettes you provide me
<&ab0rted> ;)
Sexy quote, Posted by ab0rted on Feb 12th, 2006, 10:34 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<&ab0rted> when do u turn 18 emby?
<&ab0rted> so i can sexually molest u ;)
<&Pure_Idiocy> Next January.
<&ab0rted> wooohoo just a year away :D
<&Pure_Idiocy> Lmfao.
<&Pure_Idiocy> Nah.. I'mma stay 17 forevah'
<&ab0rted> hah
<&ab0rted> 17 is "barely legal"
<&ab0rted> meaning if i molest u now im "barely a pedophile"
<&ab0rted> lol
<&Pure_Idiocy> Lol.
<&Pure_Idiocy> Technically, I am legal. But anyway.. I'mma stay 17.
<&ab0rted> oi stop tempting me jailbait!
<&Pure_Idiocy> Lmao.
<&Pure_Idiocy> Not jailbait!
<&ab0rted> are to!
Sexy quote, Posted by ab0rted on Feb 11th, 2006, 12:25 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<+Jackie> WH
<+Jackie> O
<+Jackie> THE
<+Jackie> FUCK ARE
<+Jackie> YOU
<&ab0rted> im ab0rted, thats all u need to know Jackie
<+Jackie> well if you have naked pics..I must know more
Sexy quote, Posted by Acid on Dec 26th, 2005, 3:04 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@Martyr> *** You were just fingered by Java ignoring Java temporarily for flood protection
 
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