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General quote, Posted by zeke on Sep 20th, 2007, 10:33 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Blinocac200sx> So you ever found yourself in the situation where an angry and possibly armed Lesbian thinks you stole her girldfriend?
General quote, Posted by d on Aug 8th, 2007, 4:17 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* d sets mode: +b *!*@<masked address>.com
<d> tired of seeing that bot pop in and out every 10mins. =)
<Nic> kick it in the junk
<linds06> bots don't have junks, don't you know
<d> uh huh they got little nuts
General quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:33 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Ykstort> archaios, well
<Ykstort> not really
<Ykstort> i mean
<archaios> Ykstort, whatever you're going to say
<archaios> it's wrong
General quote, Posted by Paco420 on Mar 29th, 2007, 10:26 pm Score: 1 Vote:
(behaps|bot) behapystupi is back from watching porno. Time gone: 3hrs 30mins 33secs
(behapystupi) i take my time^^
General quote, Posted by zeke on Jan 2nd, 2007, 7:48 am Score: 0 Vote:
* Jared (me@*.bigpond.net.au) has joined #uccn
<Jared> hi all
[Jared VERSION]
* Jared (me@*.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Possible mIRC 6.12 exploit attempt)

*** Returns on a split server, with 3 users in the same channel ***

* Jared (me@*.bigpond.net.au) has joined #uccn
<Jared> yeah, well it works
<Jared> ah what happened?
<Jared> did I kill them?
<Jared> 0.0
<Jared> omg
<Jared> sorry!
* Jared (me@*.vic.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Quit: )
General quote, Posted by mmorris6 on Sep 30th, 2006, 2:50 am Score: -1 Vote:
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> geez
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> it's party-central next door
<%Zorm> lol
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> there are tons of ppl over there
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> and somehow they talked everyone into stripping down to their underwear
<%Zorm> booze will do that I hear
<%Zorm> it works magic or something
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> yah
<~TheNoLongerTrustedRoyalPooBah> too bad its magic makes everyone complete idiots
General quote, Posted by zeke on Jun 14th, 2006, 6:51 am Score: 1 Vote:
* Meesa (sweet_song@*.org) has joined #Nfinate.org
<Meesa> just dropped in to say "hi"
<Meesa> ....hi.....
<zEkE> so say it
<zEkE> thank you
<+Ed> geee
<zEkE> you may leave again now
* Meesa (sweet_song@*.org) Quit (Quit: going now. v3.0)
General quote, Posted by crazed on Jun 1st, 2006, 5:50 pm Score: 0 Vote:
-Global- [crazed] how do you drive this thing?
General quote, Posted by Spektral on May 27th, 2006, 11:05 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Xynic> All you really need to know is linking things and running sockets
General quote, Posted by Spektral on May 23rd, 2006, 8:16 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Darklance> People are too desperate nowadays to come to America..
General quote, Posted by FBI on May 15th, 2006, 9:44 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<FBI> Boo :p
<FBI> Greg
<Greg> i was fixing the ircd i crashed
<Greg> cant get those darn parameters down
<Greg> lmao
<FBI> Is it time already?
<FBI> you said darn :p
<FBI> lol playin on ya :p
<Greg> haha
General quote, Posted by Pimpin8EZ on May 8th, 2006, 11:15 am Score: 0 Vote:
* snow sees chew running with his pants down lol
<snow> dangling lol
* Pimpin8EZ hides behinds snow and asks her to protect him =P
<snow> lol
General quote, Posted by zeke on Apr 23rd, 2006, 1:53 am Score: 0 Vote:
* Loser4Christ points to the sheep herder
<Loser4Christ> he aint either
<Stormie> O.o
<Loser4Christ> He He He He
<Midorikawa> I know Loser4Christ
<zEkE2> could be worse
<Loser4Christ> Ha Ha Ha Ha
<Loser4Christ> indeed
<zEkE2> i could be aussie, and not just herd sheep
<zEkE2> anyway
<zEkE2> lol
<Loser4Christ> Ha Ha Ha Ha
<Stormie> O.o
<Loser4Christ> moving on....
<Loser4Christ> Laughing Out Loud
<Midorikawa> O_O
<Midorikawa> zeke!
<zEkE2> precisely
<Loser4Christ> Toooo Freaking Funny
<Loser4Christ> bwahahahaha
<zEkE2> what? i never said anything
<Loser4Christ> Laughing Out Loud
<zEkE2> you must all have dirty minds or something
General quote, Posted by ab0rted on Feb 14th, 2006, 9:55 am Score: 0 Vote:
<&ab0rted> fuck fuck fuck i hate this holiday
<&ab0rted> some anonymous person left a valentines basket at my door
<&ab0rted> full of candies and other crap
<~pMs> did it contain 10,000 IPs and credit card numbers?
<&ab0rted> rofl, i wish
<~pMs> shitty
<~pMs> throw it out
<~pMs> not worth the trouble
<&ab0rted> yep
<&ab0rted> probly poisoned candies
<~pMs> better to be safe than sorry, mate
General quote, Posted by ab0rted on Jan 25th, 2006, 10:56 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<&blah> go add me biatch
<&blah> i got a bunch of pics of me getting blowed hahaha
* blah is now known as brendon
<&ab0rted> lol
<&brendon> did u see them
<&brendon> u live in puerto rico? lmao yea right
<&ab0rted> lol
<&ab0rted> nobody knows my REAL location
<&ab0rted> ;p
<&ab0rted> and nobody ever will
<&brendon> lol
<&brendon> i dont giva fuck
<&brendon> do u live close to Los Angeles?
<&ab0rted> no
* &brendon has the weed
<&ab0rted> lol
<&ab0rted> i got plenty weed
<&brendon> dam that sux
<&brendon> what city do u live close by
* &ab0rted gets a quarter ounce every week
<&ab0rted> i live near nowhere
<&ab0rted> lol
<&brendon> ...
<&brendon> i wanna see if i can go there so we can meet in person
<&brendon> unless ur skared
<&brendon> lmfao
<&ab0rted> so u can slap me for what i did to ressurectirc? rofl
<&ab0rted> nah
<&brendon> nah
<&brendon> i dont hold grudges i dont giva fuck about ress
<&ab0rted> ull meet me someday
<&ab0rted> i know, neither do i
<&brendon> do u know where bellflower is
<&ab0rted> near deflower and cherrypoppin?
<&ab0rted> lol
<&brendon> nope its next to ucanlickthis
<&ab0rted> oh i been there
<&brendon> no but seriously though have u herd of it
<&ab0rted> nope
<&brendon> how about lakewood
<&brendon> or Long Beach
<&ab0rted> yeah
<&brendon> which
<&ab0rted> both
<&brendon> oh
<&brendon> i live right next to lakewood
<&brendon> woot woot
<&ab0rted> cool
<&brendon> fuck man i need a job
<&ab0rted> i live in the middle
<&ab0rted> to the north is spits
<&ab0rted> to south swallows
<&ab0rted> east and west is sucks and blows
<&brendon> wow whats the zip code like there
<&brendon> 9999999999999999999999999999999999999
<&ab0rted> the zipcode is in binary
<&ab0rted> lol
<&brendon> lol
<&brendon> i cant go on realitybytez
<&brendon> im an outlaw now
<&ab0rted> i go there all the time, and never get banned
<&brendon> that place sucks anyways
<&ab0rted> i think they scared of me or something lol
<&ab0rted> im a total ass to everyone there
<&brendon> they are scared of tim i know that
<&ab0rted> yeah, i delinked cause of their bullshit rules and restrictions
<&ab0rted> IRC is an open midium and it should stay that way imo
<&ab0rted> everyone is scared of tim
<&ab0rted> he downs everything ;s
<&brendon> fuck rules everything goes
<&brendon> ahaha
<&brendon> no midget porn
<&brendon> even tho i know thats ur fetish
<&ab0rted> thats what my new network is gonna be about
<&ab0rted> everything goes
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