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General quote, Posted by PingBad on Jul 6th, 2011, 11:38 am Score: 0 Vote:
* !Josh looks around
* @gallaeaho stares at Josh
* +dax gouges Josh's eyes out with a sharpened fork
* !Josh feels around
* !Josh locates dax's neck, and squeezes hard
* +dax puts Josh's hands into emoboy's pants
{ + | dax } happy squeezing, if you find anything
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Jul 1st, 2011, 8:35 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ @ | Duck } time to pull off the ultimate joke
{ + | dax } pulling down your pants?
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Jul 1st, 2011, 7:53 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ ~ | louve } wb dax
{ hoho } wb dax
{ Huru } shit just got daxxed
{ dax } thanks
{ & | Scub } dax =P
{ dax } jesus hell I must be popular
{ % | narada } the dax attax
* dax starts writing up tresspass orders
{ & | Scub } XD
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Jun 29th, 2011, 2:38 am Score: 0 Vote:
* &ManiZach trademarks *Zach
* +Rooter0fRoot patents *Zach
{ + | Rooter0fRoot } trademarks don't earn royalties, patents do :)
* &ManiZach activates dictator feat.
* &ManiZach /kills 8)
* +Rooter0fRoot enables godmode
* +Rooter0fRoot disintegrates ManiZach with the Hand of God
* &ManiZach wakes up from the dream
{ + | Rooter0fRoot } dream? HA! this is a living nightmare my little mortal friend
* &ManiZach wakes up from a dream within a dream
{ + | Rooter0fRoot } welcome back to the nightmare
* &ManiZach wakes up from a dream within a second dream
{ + | Rooter0fRoot } wake up as much as you like
{ + | Rooter0fRoot } you will never escape this nightmare!
{ + | Rooter0fRoot } *evil mad scientest laugh*
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Apr 28th, 2011, 6:54 am Score: 0 Vote:
* Sal9000 filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Hal9000
{ + | dax } i'm not going to ask about the whole "sal" thing dude
{ ~ | chaz } good.
{ + | dax } how ya going chaz?
{ + | dax } you seem... cranky
{ ~ | chaz } no crankier than normal
{ + | dax } this is true
{ + | dax } need the M16 again?
{ ~ | chaz } and a bolt action target rifle please.
{ + | dax } just... don't unload a whole clip into a corpse this time - that shit gets messy after a while
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 17th, 2010, 5:27 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ + | MJK94 } :O its dax
{ + | dax } :o it's mike
{ + | MJK94 } dont thinkive seen him speak for months
{ + | MJK94 } hows things dax?
{ + | dax } same as usual
{ & | TheMadOne } :O it's TheMadOne
{ + | dax } yourself?
{ + | dax } *unsurprised look* it's Slasher with his hand up TheMadOne's arse!
{ ~ | Slasher } <&TheMadOne> SAY Jue #MadZone :O it's TheMadOne <-it wasnt me
{ + | MJK94 } it wasnt actually dax :P
{ + | dax } { + | MJK94 } it wasnt actually dax :P <-- do I come across as somebody who cares? :P
{ + | dax } i'll say it's Slasher anyway
{ + | dax } unless it's actually Liam (which is far more believable - shoving his hand up TMO's arse is about as much action as Liam gets these days)
* Connection Failed due to error [ERROR Closing Link: dax[**********.co.nz] UKHUB.UKMadZone.co.uk (Killed (Liam (fuck off)))]
* Disconnected
* Attempting to rejoin channel #madzone
* Now chatting in #madzone
{ + | dax } :)
{ + | dax } don't ya love bare admittance :)
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 1st, 2010, 7:45 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ & | Jue } Anyone coming on Skype apart from Liam?
* +dax signs out of skype
{ + | dax } if liam's on, i'm offline :|
{ ~ | Clo } LOL
{ & | Jue } dax, he won't be involved. :D
{ + | Liam } i aint got me mic
{ ~ | Clo } il only come on if dax is
{ + | dax } my speakers can only tolerate so much fail
{ + | dax } and if liam so much as thinks about putting his ugly carcass on cam, he'll owe me a new 20" monitor
{ + | Liam } stfu dax u cunt
{ & | Jue } OI!
{ + | dax } i am what I eat you dick
{ & | Jue } Liam!
{ & | Jue } Dick head
* Quits: +Liam [ServAdmin@UKMadZone.co.uk] [Killed [Crayola [Shhh! kthnx]]]
General quote, Posted by morfieus on Jul 17th, 2010, 7:45 am Score: 0 Vote:
(+Davie) im blind
(@Mister) YOU'RE blind? feel these nipples!
General quote, Posted by benw on Mar 12th, 2010, 6:17 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<~benw> lol Death is now your friend
<@Alex^> OH SHI
* @Alex^ runs.
<@Alex^> Benw, just look around a little.. watch it grow.
* ~benw clicks update on email every minutes
<~benw> -s
<@Alex^> =3
<~benw> I just ate BK's new XT A1 Steak Buger
<~benw> Burger*
<&Cynnamon> booger
<&Cynnamon> lmao
<@Alex^> Was it good?
<~benw> Later will try their other one
<~benw> yep
<&Cynnamon> mmmmm
<@Alex^> I like the sound of the XT part.
<@Alex^> I love me some meat..
<@Alex^> That sounded way too sexual.
<~benw> lol
<@Alex^> Ok, back to work.
General quote, Posted by dd0s on Jun 3rd, 2009, 1:31 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<D34D> !kb prongs
* Anubis sets ban on *!*@Network.Administrator.Chaos.Com
* Anubis has kicked prongs from #chaos-realm (Requested (D34D))
<D34D> HAHAHA
<D34D> >_>
<D34D> he didnt see that comin
<openProxy> l4ggz0rz
<D34D> literally
<openProxy> LMFAO!
General quote, Posted by Muse on Aug 2nd, 2008, 4:58 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@Remedy> she kept blowing me in random ass spots
<+Muse> random ass spots?
<@Remedy> wut
<+Muse> like... on the cheek and then in the crack?
<+Muse> <@Remedy> she kept blowing me in random ass spots
<@Remedy> lol
* +Muse make joke.
<@Remedy> like... hey lemme suck your [edited] in the bathroom
<@Remedy> then the hallway
<@Remedy> then in the kitchen
<@Remedy> weird spots lol
<+Muse> shiyut... now that's a skank
<+Muse> lol
<@Remedy> lol
<@Remedy> thats how i roll
<+Muse> o.o
<+Muse> ewwy
<+Muse> aren't you concerned you'll get warts or an STD or something?
<@Remedy> no
<+lax> he already has em so he doesnt have to worry anymore
<@Remedy> ahahaha
<@Remedy> prob :P
<@Remedy> i got em from laxs mum last summer
<+Muse> Ah. *nods* That explains so much.
General quote, Posted by Super_Fly on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:14 pm Score: -1 Vote:
ChatMaroc is back with his new network name UniChat.
General quote, Posted by zeke on Sep 20th, 2007, 10:33 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Blinocac200sx> So you ever found yourself in the situation where an angry and possibly armed Lesbian thinks you stole her girldfriend?
General quote, Posted by d on Aug 8th, 2007, 4:17 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* d sets mode: +b *!*@<masked address>.com
<d> tired of seeing that bot pop in and out every 10mins. =)
<Nic> kick it in the junk
<linds06> bots don't have junks, don't you know
<d> uh huh they got little nuts
General quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:33 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Ykstort> archaios, well
<Ykstort> not really
<Ykstort> i mean
<archaios> Ykstort, whatever you're going to say
<archaios> it's wrong
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