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| General quote, Posted by ab0rted on Jan 25th, 2006, 10:56 pm |
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<&blah> go add me biatch
<&blah> i got a bunch of pics of me getting blowed hahaha
* blah is now known as brendon
<&ab0rted> lol
<&brendon> did u see them
<&brendon> u live in puerto rico? lmao yea right
<&ab0rted> lol
<&ab0rted> nobody knows my REAL location
<&ab0rted> ;p
<&ab0rted> and nobody ever will
<&brendon> lol
<&brendon> i dont giva fuck
<&brendon> do u live close to Los Angeles?
<&ab0rted> no
* &brendon has the weed
<&ab0rted> lol
<&ab0rted> i got plenty weed
<&brendon> dam that sux
<&brendon> what city do u live close by
* &ab0rted gets a quarter ounce every week
<&ab0rted> i live near nowhere
<&ab0rted> lol
<&brendon> ...
<&brendon> i wanna see if i can go there so we can meet in person
<&brendon> unless ur skared
<&brendon> lmfao
<&ab0rted> so u can slap me for what i did to ressurectirc? rofl
<&ab0rted> nah
<&brendon> nah
<&brendon> i dont hold grudges i dont giva fuck about ress
<&ab0rted> ull meet me someday
<&ab0rted> i know, neither do i
<&brendon> do u know where bellflower is
<&ab0rted> near deflower and cherrypoppin?
<&ab0rted> lol
<&brendon> nope its next to ucanlickthis
<&ab0rted> oh i been there
<&brendon> no but seriously though have u herd of it
<&ab0rted> nope
<&brendon> how about lakewood
<&brendon> or Long Beach
<&ab0rted> yeah
<&brendon> which
<&ab0rted> both
<&brendon> oh
<&brendon> i live right next to lakewood
<&brendon> woot woot
<&ab0rted> cool
<&brendon> fuck man i need a job
<&ab0rted> i live in the middle
<&ab0rted> to the north is spits
<&ab0rted> to south swallows
<&ab0rted> east and west is sucks and blows
<&brendon> wow whats the zip code like there
<&brendon> 9999999999999999999999999999999999999
<&ab0rted> the zipcode is in binary
<&ab0rted> lol
<&brendon> lol
<&brendon> i cant go on realitybytez
<&brendon> im an outlaw now
<&ab0rted> i go there all the time, and never get banned
<&brendon> that place sucks anyways
<&ab0rted> i think they scared of me or something lol
<&ab0rted> im a total ass to everyone there
<&brendon> they are scared of tim i know that
<&ab0rted> yeah, i delinked cause of their bullshit rules and restrictions
<&ab0rted> IRC is an open midium and it should stay that way imo
<&ab0rted> everyone is scared of tim
<&ab0rted> he downs everything ;s
<&brendon> fuck rules everything goes
<&brendon> ahaha
<&brendon> no midget porn
<&brendon> even tho i know thats ur fetish
<&ab0rted> thats what my new network is gonna be about
<&ab0rted> everything goes
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| General quote, Posted by zeke on Jan 8th, 2006, 6:19 pm |
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<seekHim> Hi, zjf! how are you?
<zjf> I'm good, you?
<seekHim> I'm good.
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| General quote, Posted by Jackel on Dec 29th, 2005, 2:28 pm |
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<Jackel> we
<Jackel> need
* Zar/#Sanctuary -=(Zar Mp3)=- _(Heaven Shall Burn - To Harvest The Storm)_
<Taz> i'm confizzle.d.. why do we need stuff for bums
<[-J-L-K-]> roflmaodflasjdfk
<[-J-L-K-]> omfg
<[-J-L-K-]> this is graet xD
<Jackel> like a terms though guys lol
* Zar/#Sanctuary forces a random person to change their nick to Chinchilla
<Jackel> people might get like
-:- [-J-L-K-] is now known as Chinchilla
<Jackel> offended
<Chinchilla> i love chinchillas
<Jackel> and try to
<Chinchilla> :D
<Zar> YESH!
<Zar> :D
<Jackel> bring down adopabum
-:- [-K-L-J-] [Unforgiven@lay.beside.me.under.wicked.sky] has left #Sanctuary
-:- [-K-L-J-] [Unforgiven@lay.beside.me.under.wicked.sky] has joined #Sanctuary
<Taz> Fuck them in their jesus loving assholes..
<Jackel> lol
<Zar> ROFL!
<Zar> omfg
<Jackel> Taz, you just wrote the terms!
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| General quote, Posted by Acid on Dec 26th, 2005, 3:05 pm |
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<StRaNdEd> u failed life the day u were created Andrew
-Andrew- I am currently away: be back when people stop attention seeking and taking my ever word literal.. some people need to satrt seeing both sides of things.. not just what they want to see.
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| General quote, Posted by FBI on Dec 10th, 2005, 3:01 pm |
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* Andy east Josh
<+Josh> huh?
<+Josh> you east me? :P
<+Andy> its east
<+Andy> i mean
<+Andy> eats
<+Andy> no
<+Andy> eat*
<+Andy> styupid fingers
<+Josh> ;P
<+Andy> lol
<+Andy> lol
<+Andy> you look yummy :p
<+Andy> jk
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<%hedgehog> Two wrongs don't make a right. 3 rights may make a left, and 4 rights may make a waste of time, but two lefts make a "oops I forgot my checkbook".
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| General quote, Posted by Mr_S on Nov 23rd, 2005, 5:31 pm |
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You was saying?.......
<&ab0rted> im a quote posting whore
<&ab0rted> :(
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 18th, 2005, 12:55 am |
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* +WickedKlown ~Away-----Why: chillaxing on muh leather watching matt run into walls on GT4
<+darkangyl> haahaha
<&PingBad> he has wierd ways of saying he's looking for more pr0n....
<+darkangyl> hahahahah
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<~Dr_SaTaN> <Dr_SaTaN> sir
<~Dr_SaTaN> <sapphire> :)
<~Dr_SaTaN> <Dr_SaTaN> sir
<~Dr_SaTaN> <sapphire> :)
<~Dr_SaTaN> <sapphire> daddy?
<~Dr_SaTaN> <sapphire> master?
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| General quote, Posted by FBI on Nov 12th, 2005, 3:59 pm |
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<+Jordan> YO guys
<+Jordan> i got a joke for u
<+Jordan> Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
<@z|Andy> hey!
<+Jordan> At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, “Well,
<+Jordan> you’ve been such a good guy, and your invention…the assembly
<+Jordan> line for the automobile…changed the world. As a reward, you
<+Jordan> can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want.”
<@z|Andy> its Jordan!
<+Jordan> Ford thinks about it, and says, - “I want to hang out with God
<+Jordan> Himself.”
<+Jordan> So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room,and
<+Jordan> introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, “When you invented
<+Jordan> Woman, what were You thinking?”
<+Jordan> God asks, “What do you mean?” Well,” says Ford, “You have some
<+Jordan> major design flaws in your invention.
<+Jordan> 1. There’s too much front end protrusion. 2. It chatters way too
<+Jordan> much at high speeds. 3. Maintenance is extremely high. 4. It
<+Jordan> constantly needs repainting, and refinishing. 5. It is out of
<+Jordan> commission at least 5 or 6 days of every 28 6. The rear end
<+Jordan> wobbles too much. 7. The intake is placed too close to the
<+Jordan> exhaust. 8. The headlights are usually too small. 9. Fuel
<+Jordan> consumption is outrageous.
<+Jordan> And that’s just to name a few.”
<+Jordan> “Hmmm…,” replies God, “Hold on a minute.” God goes over to the
<+Jordan> Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits
<+Jordan> for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report,
<+Jordan> and God reads it.
<+Jordan> God then turns to Ford, and says, “It may be that my design is
<+Jordan> flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding
<+Jordan> my invention than yours.”
<+Jordan> lmao
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<Tigger> §ørrìé MCJedi we cant cyber now
<Tigger> HËHËHË
<MCJedi> ok
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| General quote, Posted by FBI on Oct 19th, 2005, 8:10 pm |
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@Andy 11 says to 14 GoDfAtHeR 11 your mom is so fat that cars run out of gas just trying to pass her ass!
«14& 11GoDfAtHeR12» wat u talkin about i make calls to poeple like u and annoy the fucking hell outa them
<@Andy> 11{14{ 11£14åügHîñg 11Ø14üt 11£14öüÐ 11}14}
GoDfAtHeR 14 says to 15 Andy 14 Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
* @Andy 11 says to 14 GoDfAtHeR 11 when I see a christmas card that says "Ho-Ho-Ho!", I know to address it to your mom.
<@Andy> roflmaop
GoDfAtHeR 14 says to 15 Andy 14 Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
* @Andy 11 says to 14 GoDfAtHeR 11 Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
GoDfAtHeR 14 says to 15 Andy 14 Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
GoDfAtHeR12» lmfao
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| General quote, Posted by FBI on Oct 7th, 2005, 9:37 pm |
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<Andy> yesterday
<Andy> I was sticking my toungue at a Police Offcier and he gave me a lolly pop!
<TheShining> rofl
<Andy> i don't know why
<TheShining> thats cool
<TheShining> at least he didnt arrest you
<Andy> yeah....lol
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<maiden-> i speak in new chineze
<maiden-> oOoOOOoA?
<b4sh`> O.o
<maiden-> yes
<maiden-> o.OOooOO Assss
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Vintage> i said doug is a fucking fag
<Vintage> :P
<FireFox> DAMN RIGHT
<FireFox> I AM S0 GHEY
<FireFox> I mean...
<FireFox> :/
<FireFox> wtf!
<FireFox> How could you :'(
* Vintage slaps KYLE THATS OUTA CONTEXT
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