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General quote, Posted by PingBad on Jan 26th, 2012, 7:38 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ Lou } you read too quick
{ work|dax } and you read too slow
{ Lou } I'm taking it all in
{ work|dax } oh really? :)
* work|dax unzips
{ Lou } lol
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Jan 9th, 2012, 8:59 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* H3LL is now away: 8)
{ dax } good riddance
{ dax } whoops! did I say that out loud? ^_^
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 14th, 2011, 3:52 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ work|dax } { % | DgnS } and it looks like he's getting whiter <-- oi! I'm the bloke who makes casper look tanned, thank you!
{ + | Alia } never loses his cool
{ % | DgnS } lol
{ % | DgnS } hahah
* work|dax unplugs DgnS' fridge
{ % | DgnS } you are an endless supply of comebacks
{ % | DgnS } and one liners
{ % | DgnS } i envy you
{ @ | Andz } good to have you back work|dax
{ work|dax } :)
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 11th, 2011, 6:31 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* Quits: Andz[mxit] [Andz[mxit]@20.user.imbot] [PyIMBot by Trixar_za and Squirm]
{ + | Medusa } brb
* Joins: Athena [Athena@hidden-stmrdj.bb.sky.com] [0 Clones]
* Management sets mode: +o Athena
* Joins: Mist [Mist@hidden-j4b.9c6.23.41.IP] [0 Clones]
{ @ | FknBish } (Mist) Oh oh and meat! Omg i love meat
* home|dax hides the sausages
* Quits: Mist [Mist@hidden-j4b.9c6.23.41.IP] [Connection closed]
{ @ | Athena } wtf?
{ @ | Athena } oO
* Joins: Mist [Mist@hidden-98s.16t.31.41.IP] [0 Clones]
{ @ | FknBish } (Mist) Oh oh and meat! Omg i love meat
* home|dax hides the lambchops
* Quits: Mist [Mist@hidden-98s.16t.31.41.IP] [Connection closed]
{ @ | Athena } lol
{ work|dax } :)
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 30th, 2011, 3:21 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ WorkingDax } any reason why there's two evdoggs in the channel?
{ % | DgnS } lol
{ @ | Andz } search me
{ WorkingDax } ok
{ @ | Andz } on second thought
* WorkingDax gives Andz a pat down, paying particular attention to "certain areas"....
{ @ | Andz } dont
{ WorkingDax } too late :)
{ @ | Andz } dammit
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 29th, 2011, 9:35 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* dax flips Trix[a]r_za over and rattles
* dax watches three cobwebs, a spider, and 10c in loose change fall out
* dax hands the 10c to FknBish
{ @ | FknBish } do i really want this?
* dax flips DrRen over
{ @ | FknBish } that is the question
* dax rattles him
{ DrRen/para } lol
* dax watches five playboy mags, two "used" condoms and a $20 note fall out
* dax wipes off the $20 and hands it to FknBish
* @FknBish grabs it and pockets it
* dax flips Phantom over
* dax rattles it
* @FknBish waits
* dax sees only five maternity suits fall out
{ dax } you can keep those
* dax flips LiQuID_NiGhT over
* dax rattles
* dax sees a mountain of Thorium nudes fall out
{ dax } dude... wtf?!
{ @ | FknBish } ROFLMFAO
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 10th, 2011, 4:47 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ work|dax } heh, imagine if a country adopted nudes as an alternative currency
{ work|dax } ...for its economy
{ work|dax } "How much for this bottle of milk?" "Two nudes and a handjob"
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 2nd, 2011, 9:00 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ dax } lol, I'm too brave for my own good
{ dax } if there's one thing I'm strict on around here, it's people wearing hi-vis jackets in areas where the forklift operates
{ dax } just before leaving for me lunch break, I noticed the director and one of his visitors taking a tour of the warehouse area
{ dax } the visitor was wearing a hi-vis, the boss was not
{ dax } so how did I remind him? left a hi-vis jacket on his laptop (which is still on his desk muaaah)
{ Lou } lol
{ dax } after the warehouse tour, he came back up to the office to continue the meeting with visiting peoples and spotted the well-placed hi-vis on his desk
{ dax } covering the laptop
{ dax } he just left for a business lunch with other clients
{ dax } had the world's largest smirk on his face as he passed my desk
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 2nd, 2011, 7:08 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ @ | Werewolf } Joining ends.
{ @ | Werewolf } Villagers, you have 90 seconds to discuss suspicions, or cast accusations, after which time a lynch vote will be called.
{ + | Nightstalker } *sighs*
{ @ | Werewolf } Villagers, you now have 30 seconds to vote for the person you would like to see lynched! Type '/msg Werewolf vote <player>' to cast your vote. Votes are non retractable!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_2 has voted for WBot_1!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_3 has voted for WBot_4!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_4 has voted for WBot_3!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_1 has voted for WBot_4!
{ @ | Werewolf } Nightstalker has voted for Wbot_4!
{ @ | Werewolf } Tallying Votes...
* Werewolf sets mode: -v WBot_4
* Werewolf sets mode: -vvvv Nightstalker WBot_3 WBot_2 WBot_1
* Werewolf sets mode: -mN
{ @ | Werewolf } After coming to a decision, WBot_4 is quickly dragged from the crowd, and dragged to the hanging tree. WBot_4 is strung up, and the block kicked from beneath their feet. There is a yelp of pain, but WBot_4's neck doesn't snap, and fur begins to sprout from their body. A gunshot rings out, as a villager puts a silver bullet in the beast's head...
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_4, the Werewolf, is lynched!
{ @ | Werewolf } With the beasts slain, the villagers cheer! Their peaceful village is once again free from the scourge of the Werewolf!
{ @ | Werewolf } Congratulations, Villagers! You win!
{ dax } quickest...game...ever
{ Nightstalker } lol
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 17th, 2011, 7:19 am Score: 0 Vote:
{ @ | Viper } quit whinging :p
{ dax } dude, if I was whinging, I'd be quickly pointing out the fact that CBX - for some perverse reason - has allowed you to live this long
* @CBX-PoweredDown stabs dax.
{ @ | Viper } lmao
{ dax } :(
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 16th, 2011, 4:47 am Score: 0 Vote:
* test filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as detention
{ @ | ProfessorTunic } lawl
* Quits: +detention [absolution@dunno] [Killed (LK- (Detention!))]
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 6th, 2011, 4:45 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ ~ | Vampira } hannah
{ ~ | hannah } ?
{ ~ | Vampira } it raning here
{ ~ | Vampira } lol
{ + | dax } in other words
{ ~ | hannah } I think its still raining here
{ + | dax } pull up your panties, hannah :P
{ ~ | hannah } :O
{ ~ | Vampira } LMAO
{ ~ | hannah } you really are a cheeky bastard
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 6th, 2011, 4:29 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ ~ | hannah } there's a grey spot on my screen
{ ~ | hannah } :/
{ ~ | hannah } blackberry.
{ + | dax } even though they have vibrate, they ain't designed for certain humid environments, hannah :P
{ ~ | hannah } lmfao shush dax
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 6th, 2011, 4:18 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ ~ | Russ } jerk MJK94 lol
{ + | dax } I wouldn't jerk MJK94 for anything less than the combined wealth of the 500 richest people on the planet
{ ~ | Russ } Laughing Out Loud
{ & | MJK94 } LOL
General quote, Posted by PingBad on Jul 10th, 2011, 9:07 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{ + | Trinexx } highlight me when it's over, if you don't mind. I'm gonna go read a book
{ @ | tunicwriter } I won't say nothin', then
{ @ | tunicwriter } Word.
{ + | Trinexx } thanks
{ IgnisInCaelum } ...When what's over?
{ @ | tunicwriter } True Blood.
{ dax } Trinexx, this is just a random highlight for random reasons :)
{ @ | tunicwriter } Dax, I get the feeling no one has ever accused you of being a kind person :P
{ IgnisInCaelum } tunicwriter: I suspect that such an accusation might offend dax.
{ dax } correct in both cases :)
 
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