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Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 26th, 2005, 3:22 am Score: 0 Vote:
<+ab0rted> i need a new hdd
<+igor> ab0rted I need one too
<+NeonBurn> k
<+ab0rted> my hdd is full of mp3's and movies
<+ab0rted> ;s
<+igor> my hdd is full of porn and warez
<+ab0rted> and IRC crap
<+NeonBurn> mine is full of leetly downloaded warez on dialup
<+igor> "leet" and "dialup" do not belong together in a sentence, unless the word "not" is somewhere in there
<+NeonBurn> leet and dialup are not lame, they are infact leet
<+igor> fuck you
<+igor> lol
<+NeonBurn> fuck not you
<+igor> now you're scaring me
<+igor> you sound like yoda
<+NeonBurn> lmao
<+NeonBurn> nigga i am yoda
<+igor> now that is not yoda
<+igor> yoda I am, nigga
<+ab0rted> rofl
<+NeonBurn> oh ye unfaithful,may teh gods of binary and all that is numerical and leet shine some light upon you
<+igor> shit
<+igor> it's 81 F and I'm cold
<+ab0rted> join the dark side! we got linux!
<+NeonBurn> lmao
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:19 am Score: 0 Vote:
<+igor> ab0rted where is pingbad?
<+ab0rted> in hellswinter
<+igor> boo
<+ab0rted> im such an IRC whore =\
<+igor> lol, you're in hellswinter too aren't you?
<+ab0rted> im connected to 28 networks
<+igor> jeez
<+ab0rted> lol
Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Sep 25th, 2005, 11:34 am Score: 1 Vote:
<&Phase> |-typo.opticphase.org (1)
<&Phase> | |-irc.hub.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.uscg.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.usmc.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.af.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.defenselink.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.navy.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | `-irc.army.mil (0)
<&Phase> | `-irc.hub.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.fema.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.ftc.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.ed.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.cdc.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.loc.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.irs.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.dhs.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.nsa.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.cia.gov (0)
<&Phase> | `-irc.fbi.gov (0)
<&Phase> the product of sheer boredom.
Geek quote, Posted by bigburd88 on Sep 22nd, 2005, 8:14 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Li3N> i feel like setting up a *BSD server in here
<ihearvoices> ...
<Li3N> i have NetBSD and FreeBSD
<ihearvoices> ...
* ihearvoices pees on Li3Ns linux cd's
<Li3N> whew, sure glad you didn't piss on these BSD cd's
* Li3N puts them away
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 18th, 2005, 4:12 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+ac45> can anyone suck my cock?
* +ab0rted sucks it
<+ac45> damn can we have sex here?
<&islandgir|> why
<+ab0rted> no
<&islandgir|> lol
<&islandgir|> as if
<+Naneek> lmao
<+ab0rted> everyone in this channel is castrated
<&islandgir|> ur joking
<+ac45> damn ab0rted
<+ac45> how about other chans?
<&Pure_Idiocy> O.o
<+ab0rted> only #hack.exe
<+ab0rted> ;)
<&islandgir|> what bout in real life ac45?
<+ac45> oh yeah i would fuck ab0rted
<&islandgir|> ever had a real life bj?
<+ab0rted> real life?
<+ab0rted> is that like IRC?
<&islandgir|> yes
<+ac45> yeah
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 15th, 2005, 2:25 am Score: 0 Vote:
<+NeonBurn> larry showed me how to get 500kbps downstream on my dialup
<+ab0rted> rofl
Geek quote, Posted by rootzero on Aug 29th, 2005, 11:16 am Score: 0 Vote:
«·rootzero·» my girl mad
«·rootzero·» cause am on the comp
«·rootzero·» and shes here
«·rootzero·» and we arent spending time together
«·@royaldm·» get her on irc and spend time together
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Aug 15th, 2005, 1:01 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@Global> OperServ: v3|0c17y: shutdown
<@Global> SHUTDOWN command received from v3|0c17y
<~v3|0c17y> HA! take that operserv!
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Aug 15th, 2005, 12:59 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+DEMONPRIME> man all this trouble i go to just for a home IRCd
<+DEMONPRIME> i should rent a shell again
<+DEMONPRIME> less work
<+DEMONPRIME> u know that Naneek guy
<+DEMONPRIME> he has an IRCd too
<+DEMONPRIME> but on 56k
<+igor> roflmao
<+igor> [0851:29] *** (s) *** Notice -- Maximum connections: 60 (60 clients)
<+DEMONPRIME> everytime i load up my clones there he lags like a mofo
<+igor> [0851:47] *** (s) *** Notice -- Maximum connections: 70 (70 clients)
<+DEMONPRIME> he wants me to run hub so he can link his 56k to mine ;p
<+igor> DEMONPRIME you should link to mine, then load up your bots on both our servers, then link to naneek and flood him offline with the sync
<+DEMONPRIME> roflmao
<+igor> oohooh!
<+igor> make the sync even bigger!
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Jul 1st, 2005, 2:29 am Score: 0 Vote:
* Now talking in #home
* Topic is '486'
* Set by Neon on Sat Jun 29 19:11:05
* HomieServ sets mode: +oq v3|0c17y v3|0c17y
<~Neon> look what you did
<~v3|0c17y> what i do?
<~Neon> what have i told you od ddosin?
<~v3|0c17y> i just got here
<~Neon> and it went down
<~v3|0c17y> what did?
<~Neon> my test server
<~v3|0c17y> oh now i see it, need i remind u its on a 56k?
<~Neon> it all happen so fast
<~v3|0c17y> i know i know thats why im removing ur link block from my server lol
<~Neon> why? :(
<~v3|0c17y> cause im gonna format this box later too ;p
<~Neon> all those files :(
<~v3|0c17y> its all IRCd crap, nothing i cant rewrite
<~Neon> lets get old dialup modems of 14k and try running a network on it and fill it with bots then see it crash
<~v3|0c17y> u mean d/c like a mofo
<~Neon> after u ddos it lol
<~v3|0c17y> i got another idea lol
<~v3|0c17y> run home servers on 56k and ask big networks to link lol
<~Neon> lmao
Geek quote, Posted by mmorris6 on Jun 30th, 2005, 1:05 am Score: 1 Vote:
<+Windows_Mega_98> netstat
<+Windows_Mega_98> yay
<+Windows_Mega_98> ba ba ba ba baaaaaa im lovin it
<@TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> oh the simple pleasures in life
Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on May 9th, 2005, 8:50 am Score: 0 Vote:
[22:47:45] * w00t sets mode: +beer marzipan marzipan marzipan
[22:48:00] <w00t> damn i hate making geek jokes :/
Geek quote, Posted by JohnB on May 1st, 2005, 8:59 am Score: 3 Vote:
<jason_searchirc> i'm a wild man tonight
<jason_searchirc> i'm doing the sp2 install on xp pro while doing an office xp install
<jason_searchirc> AT THE SAME TIME
* zEkE[animal] makes a note to never give jason access to his system...
<nenolod> jason_searchirc: WOW!
<jason> the sp2 install clearly said to not run background processes. not only that, the office install will mess with files as the sp2 install ran.
<jason> you can't get this sort of excitement on a unix box
<jason> who will finish first? which one will crap out before the other? will the box become unbootable? stay tuned!
<zEkE[animal]> lol
<zEkE[animal]> my linux box is nice....it won't let any package install while another one is
<jason> who am I kidding. it's just xp in a vmware5 window. it's not going to harm anything.
<jason> bedtime
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Mar 21st, 2005, 10:16 am Score: 0 Vote:
<@PingBad> n3tc0re already has that command programmed into it (remember: I made the bot, I can add w/e I want)
<~v3|0c17y> pingman u should really get into *nix programming
<~v3|0c17y> winblows wont get u anywhere
<@PingBad> im too institutionalised to winblows and VB
<@PingBad> changes to my MS lifestyle would create irreversable damage and withdrawl symptoms
<@PingBad> i'd be sitting there for days going "Where's the BSOD?"
Geek quote, Posted by animesoup on Mar 16th, 2005, 6:11 am Score: 0 Vote:
<@Shindou> "An alternate Linux keyboard for the one-handed typist."
<@Shindou> in other words, a porn optimized keyboard..
<@Shindou> 'linux' and 'one handed' in the same sentence spells unchristian behavior
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