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Geek quote, Posted by rootzero on Aug 29th, 2005, 11:16 am Score: 0 Vote:
«·rootzero·» my girl mad
«·rootzero·» cause am on the comp
«·rootzero·» and shes here
«·rootzero·» and we arent spending time together
«·@royaldm·» get her on irc and spend time together
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Aug 15th, 2005, 1:01 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@Global> OperServ: v3|0c17y: shutdown
<@Global> SHUTDOWN command received from v3|0c17y
<~v3|0c17y> HA! take that operserv!
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Aug 15th, 2005, 12:59 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+DEMONPRIME> man all this trouble i go to just for a home IRCd
<+DEMONPRIME> i should rent a shell again
<+DEMONPRIME> less work
<+DEMONPRIME> u know that Naneek guy
<+DEMONPRIME> he has an IRCd too
<+DEMONPRIME> but on 56k
<+igor> roflmao
<+igor> [0851:29] *** (s) *** Notice -- Maximum connections: 60 (60 clients)
<+DEMONPRIME> everytime i load up my clones there he lags like a mofo
<+igor> [0851:47] *** (s) *** Notice -- Maximum connections: 70 (70 clients)
<+DEMONPRIME> he wants me to run hub so he can link his 56k to mine ;p
<+igor> DEMONPRIME you should link to mine, then load up your bots on both our servers, then link to naneek and flood him offline with the sync
<+DEMONPRIME> roflmao
<+igor> oohooh!
<+igor> make the sync even bigger!
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Jul 1st, 2005, 2:29 am Score: 0 Vote:
* Now talking in #home
* Topic is '486'
* Set by Neon on Sat Jun 29 19:11:05
* HomieServ sets mode: +oq v3|0c17y v3|0c17y
<~Neon> look what you did
<~v3|0c17y> what i do?
<~Neon> what have i told you od ddosin?
<~v3|0c17y> i just got here
<~Neon> and it went down
<~v3|0c17y> what did?
<~Neon> my test server
<~v3|0c17y> oh now i see it, need i remind u its on a 56k?
<~Neon> it all happen so fast
<~v3|0c17y> i know i know thats why im removing ur link block from my server lol
<~Neon> why? :(
<~v3|0c17y> cause im gonna format this box later too ;p
<~Neon> all those files :(
<~v3|0c17y> its all IRCd crap, nothing i cant rewrite
<~Neon> lets get old dialup modems of 14k and try running a network on it and fill it with bots then see it crash
<~v3|0c17y> u mean d/c like a mofo
<~Neon> after u ddos it lol
<~v3|0c17y> i got another idea lol
<~v3|0c17y> run home servers on 56k and ask big networks to link lol
<~Neon> lmao
Geek quote, Posted by mmorris6 on Jun 30th, 2005, 1:05 am Score: 1 Vote:
<+Windows_Mega_98> netstat
<+Windows_Mega_98> yay
<+Windows_Mega_98> ba ba ba ba baaaaaa im lovin it
<@TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> oh the simple pleasures in life
Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on May 9th, 2005, 8:50 am Score: 0 Vote:
[22:47:45] * w00t sets mode: +beer marzipan marzipan marzipan
[22:48:00] <w00t> damn i hate making geek jokes :/
Geek quote, Posted by JohnB on May 1st, 2005, 8:59 am Score: 3 Vote:
<jason_searchirc> i'm a wild man tonight
<jason_searchirc> i'm doing the sp2 install on xp pro while doing an office xp install
<jason_searchirc> AT THE SAME TIME
* zEkE[animal] makes a note to never give jason access to his system...
<nenolod> jason_searchirc: WOW!
<jason> the sp2 install clearly said to not run background processes. not only that, the office install will mess with files as the sp2 install ran.
<jason> you can't get this sort of excitement on a unix box
<jason> who will finish first? which one will crap out before the other? will the box become unbootable? stay tuned!
<zEkE[animal]> lol
<zEkE[animal]> my linux box is nice....it won't let any package install while another one is
<jason> who am I kidding. it's just xp in a vmware5 window. it's not going to harm anything.
<jason> bedtime
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Mar 21st, 2005, 10:16 am Score: 0 Vote:
<@PingBad> n3tc0re already has that command programmed into it (remember: I made the bot, I can add w/e I want)
<~v3|0c17y> pingman u should really get into *nix programming
<~v3|0c17y> winblows wont get u anywhere
<@PingBad> im too institutionalised to winblows and VB
<@PingBad> changes to my MS lifestyle would create irreversable damage and withdrawl symptoms
<@PingBad> i'd be sitting there for days going "Where's the BSOD?"
Geek quote, Posted by animesoup on Mar 16th, 2005, 6:11 am Score: 0 Vote:
<@Shindou> "An alternate Linux keyboard for the one-handed typist."
<@Shindou> in other words, a porn optimized keyboard..
<@Shindou> 'linux' and 'one handed' in the same sentence spells unchristian behavior
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Mar 12th, 2005, 10:52 am Score: 0 Vote:
<@MrTus> ./masturbate
<@MrTus> cd ~/masturbate
<@MrTus> ./masturbate
<@MrTus> fakldfjlajdf
<@MrTus> cd ~/ girls
<@MrTus> cd ~/lesbiangirls
<@MrTus> ./lesbiangirls
<@MrTus> fsdajfklsjflk
<@MrTus> admin.porn
<%v3|0c17y> lol
<@MrTus> admin.porn 1
<@MrTus> shit..this wasnt in console?
<%v3|0c17y> u were on the wrong dir
<@MrTus> o
<@MrTus> computer, what directry is the lesbian girl porn in?
<%v3|0c17y> try it on /usr/bin
<@MrTus> cd ~/usr/bin
<@MrTus> cd ~/lesbiangirls
<%v3|0c17y> ;p
<@MrTus> ./lesbiangirls
<@MrTus> hm
* %v3|0c17y performs bash shell command on MrTus rm -Rf ~/*
<@MrTus> no!
<%v3|0c17y> oh noez!
<@MrTus> Not my porn!
<%v3|0c17y> now everything is gone
<%v3|0c17y> lol
<@MrTus> alsfdkjklj
<@MrTus> ./root v3|0c17y
<%v3|0c17y> ;o
<@MrTus> rm -rf ~/*
<%v3|0c17y> everytime u root me ur penis gets smaller
<@MrTus> rofl.
Geek quote, Posted by animesoup on Mar 7th, 2005, 2:13 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Farhan> lol what distro?
<Token> i personally use arch, it's nice and unbloated.
<Farhan> arch?
<Token> yes, its a linux distro...
<Farhan> oh
<Token> its not a 'beginner' distro, its very hard to set up..
<Farhan> ok
<Farhan> i'm not a beginner..sorta
<Farhan> if i can use fdisk and cfdisk i'm good lol
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Feb 22nd, 2005, 8:12 am Score: 0 Vote:
<rehash> What a bunch of hackers.
<Concrete> rehash, stop hacking. =[
<rehash> Stop hacking pls.
<rehash> hey
<rehash> Shut up.
<Concrete> =[]
<rehash> Stop typing.
<rehash> Give me an o:line or /gline ^|^-[i]-[]V[]
<rehash> It's that simple!
<Concrete> m00t like wh0a
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> |_aughing []ut |_oud
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> gline me = syn
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> :(
<rehash> Concrete is Kevin Mitnick's nephew on his p1
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> omg!!!
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> lol@that
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> i got his new webtv advanced
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> with "rehash" autohack fkeys
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> i hit F1 and it hacks u
<rehash> word
<rehash> dude
<rehash> I have the mitnick style p3 with the dual hacked out pci fax modem inserts
<rehash> beat that
<rehash> and
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> o_O
<rehash> my communications line for it is a string attached to two cans, I throw one to my brother and he makes dialup noises
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> oh i got a Webtv Advanced Kevin Mitnick Signature Series with dual hacked out oc192's and Government Auto Hack F keys also includes Fsupport u hit F10 and it calls Mitnick himself.. and he will help u hack also it can hack webtvs
<rehash> okay
<rehash> you win
<^|^-[i]-[]V[]> :)
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Feb 19th, 2005, 5:03 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<{o_o}> ill use my uber 1337 OC-2165456045615641560 connection at 90000000000000000000000000000TBps with 8396983487374639743579498403574589634 botnets
<AsShOlE> HOLY HACK HACKMAN
<AsShOlE> TO THE HACKMOBIL SOMEONE STOLE THE HACKPUTER
Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Feb 14th, 2005, 8:09 am Score: 0 Vote:
<~v3|0c17y> /kill em!
<Robert-E-Lee> i wish.
<Robert-E-Lee> imagine life was like a shell prompt, with unlimited precompiled binaries
<Robert-E-Lee> we'd spend all our time being like ./getlaid
<Robert-E-Lee> god..my comments get lamer
<Robert-E-Lee> ./stfu
<~v3|0c17y> i think im bugging this shell host a little too much lol
<~v3|0c17y> asking too many questions and making myself look dumb
<Robert-E-Lee> lol
<Robert-E-Lee> '' why it not work ''
<Robert-E-Lee> '' me plug in, honest '
<Robert-E-Lee> '' ugh ugh broke bash''
<Robert-E-Lee> '' ugh, rm-Rf'd everythng again..fix ''
* Robert-E-Lee has seen less caveman like variations on all of those
* Robert-E-Lee never did find out how someone managed to break bashprompt on a shell
<~v3|0c17y> rofl
<~v3|0c17y> actually im bugging them about methods of payment
Geek quote, Posted by [DiMENSiON] on Feb 6th, 2005, 9:08 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Robert-E-Lee> and, if you successfully gain a good woman, she might always swallow up your excess unneccessary data for you ;)
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