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| Geek quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 17th, 2006, 11:06 pm |
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<Harley> MAN ITS DEAD IN HERE
<Harley> wtf is this shit fri night and noone here
<Harley> WHO THE FUCK DARES GET A LIFE BESIE IRC
<Harley> DAMN YOU
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| Geek quote, Posted by pupz on Mar 12th, 2006, 5:36 pm |
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sometimes you have to be creative when the word censor is sensitive.
<ChildOfGod> umm
<ChildOfGod> female dog X
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| Geek quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 4th, 2006, 5:57 am |
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<&DarkMoon> woops thar she goes
<~ab0rted> i thought u said tar
<&DarkMoon> lol
<&DarkMoon> u been lookin at the screen too long hun
<~ab0rted> tar -xvf woops.tar
<~ab0rted> have not!
<~ab0rted> u know
<~ab0rted> i been thinking a lot at work
<~ab0rted> and
<~ab0rted> i think my brain processes everything in binary
* &DarkMoon chuckles
<&DarkMoon> hahahaha not surprised
<&DarkMoon> my dreams are coded lol
<~ab0rted> ive had dreams of IRC ;s
<~ab0rted> thats scary
<&DarkMoon> lol
<~ab0rted> sometimes it seems in my dreams like im really on IRC
<~ab0rted> and when i wake up i say "wasnt i on IRC just now?"
<~ab0rted> then im all confused sitting on my bed trying to figure out how i got there
<~ab0rted> maybe its aliens
* &DarkMoon lmao
<&DarkMoon> and i thought i was bad :P
<~ab0rted> adopt me and put me on one of their pc's to be on IRC
<~ab0rted> then bring me back
<&DarkMoon> i want to be a bot
<&DarkMoon> lol then i would never have to leave
<~ab0rted> i want to be a cyborg
<~ab0rted> i want to connect to the internet thru my brain
<&DarkMoon> YAY that sounds good :D
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| Geek quote, Posted by mmorris6 on Feb 21st, 2006, 8:34 pm |
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* ~TNLTRPB_[Wireless] is away "BBL -- Homework" • Log: on • Pager: on
* ~TNLTRPB_[Wireless] is back [1m 32s]
<+ShiNoTenshi> DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI!!!!!!
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> mmm
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> video?
<%duranttrcy> that was some fast homework, TNLTRPB_[Wireless]
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> or just song
<+ShiNoTenshi> that song=awesomeness
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> yah, it's not due until next week midnight
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> online homework
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> :/
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> so I'm not doing it attm
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> :)
<%duranttrcy> i see
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> the laziness factor overrides the homework factor
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> however
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> the homework factor is an inverse function of the time remaining for me to do it
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> the laziness factor is almost constant
<%duranttrcy> i understand completely
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> so when f_homework > f_laziness, homework == getting done
<%duranttrcy> now with the laziness being constant, does the apathy quotient ever come into the equation?
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> well, the apathy quotient isn't directly related to the homework factor
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> the spring_break factor is definitely related to the homework_quality factor though
<%duranttrcy> true, but it can have an adverse effect on the solution, can it not?
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> :)
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> well, the cigarette factor balances the apathy factor
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> and the don't_want_to_lose_scholarships factor completely balances the apathy factor
<%duranttrcy> i was always under the immpression that the spring_break factor would null and void the homework_quality factor exponetially
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> it does
<%duranttrcy> ahhh
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> lim time_2_break -> 0
<%duranttrcy> but the don't_want_to_lose_scholarship factor would balance the entire equation, i see
<~TNLTRPB_[Wireless]> homework_quality -> 0
<%duranttrcy> i get it now
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| Geek quote, Posted by pupz on Feb 1st, 2006, 11:10 pm |
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<ripley> gasp.... i was gonna type wilderness n my fingers typed wildernet ...... :/ ,,,, im definitely on irc too damn much
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| Geek quote, Posted by animesoup on Nov 29th, 2005, 10:27 pm |
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* Look, it's nhjm449_! (~nhjm449@174-179.austin.res.rr.com)
* nhjm449 died (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<nhjm449_> grr
<nhjm449_> fucking router
* nhjm449_ disappears behind a curtain, and reappears as nhjm449
<@vordok> you shouldnt do that to your router
<@vordok> its not good for the ethernet ports
<nhjm449> THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT!
<@vordok> last night was diffrent
<@vordok> that was a hub
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| Geek quote, Posted by animesoup on Nov 29th, 2005, 10:09 pm |
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<@Token> ooooh, i should make an nhjm bot!
<@Token> i think i can make a very lifelike nhjm bot..
>> 4 hours later, the real NhJm returns <<
* Hey look, it's nhjm449! (~nhjm449@c.austin.res.rr.com) #deadfrog
* ChanServ hooks nhjm449 up with some ops!
<@nhjm449> moo
<@nhjm449> lol
<@Token> yanno, you're just too predictable
<@Token> sub on_connect {
<@Token> my $conn = shift;
<@Token> # Moo on connect
<@Token> $conn->join($conn->{channel});
<@Token> $conn->privmsg($conn->{channel}, 'moo');
<@Token> $conn->privmsg($conn->{channel}, 'lol');
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| Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Nov 10th, 2005, 1:57 am |
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<+Shell> your ass is mine when i r00t
<~ab0rted> good luck with that
<~ab0rted> im on dialup
<+Shell> screw that
<~ab0rted> lol
<+Shell> i rather root a DSl connection
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| Geek quote, Posted by Dead2Sin on Oct 28th, 2005, 12:26 pm |
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* syntax_work upgrades berkley db
* Dead2Sin upgrades DaBot
* Stupendoussteve upgrades girlfriend 1.0 to fiance 2.2.5rc1
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| Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 26th, 2005, 3:22 am |
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<+ab0rted> i need a new hdd
<+igor> ab0rted I need one too
<+NeonBurn> k
<+ab0rted> my hdd is full of mp3's and movies
<+ab0rted> ;s
<+igor> my hdd is full of porn and warez
<+ab0rted> and IRC crap
<+NeonBurn> mine is full of leetly downloaded warez on dialup
<+igor> "leet" and "dialup" do not belong together in a sentence, unless the word "not" is somewhere in there
<+NeonBurn> leet and dialup are not lame, they are infact leet
<+igor> fuck you
<+igor> lol
<+NeonBurn> fuck not you
<+igor> now you're scaring me
<+igor> you sound like yoda
<+NeonBurn> lmao
<+NeonBurn> nigga i am yoda
<+igor> now that is not yoda
<+igor> yoda I am, nigga
<+ab0rted> rofl
<+NeonBurn> oh ye unfaithful,may teh gods of binary and all that is numerical and leet shine some light upon you
<+igor> shit
<+igor> it's 81 F and I'm cold
<+ab0rted> join the dark side! we got linux!
<+NeonBurn> lmao
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| Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:19 am |
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<+igor> ab0rted where is pingbad?
<+ab0rted> in hellswinter
<+igor> boo
<+ab0rted> im such an IRC whore =\
<+igor> lol, you're in hellswinter too aren't you?
<+ab0rted> im connected to 28 networks
<+igor> jeez
<+ab0rted> lol
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Sep 25th, 2005, 11:34 am |
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<&Phase> |-typo.opticphase.org (1)
<&Phase> | |-irc.hub.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.uscg.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.usmc.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.af.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.defenselink.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | |-irc.navy.mil (0)
<&Phase> | | `-irc.army.mil (0)
<&Phase> | `-irc.hub.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.fema.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.ftc.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.ed.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.cdc.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.loc.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.irs.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.dhs.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.nsa.gov (0)
<&Phase> | |-irc.cia.gov (0)
<&Phase> | `-irc.fbi.gov (0)
<&Phase> the product of sheer boredom.
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| Geek quote, Posted by bigburd88 on Sep 22nd, 2005, 8:14 pm |
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<Li3N> i feel like setting up a *BSD server in here
<ihearvoices> ...
<Li3N> i have NetBSD and FreeBSD
<ihearvoices> ...
* ihearvoices pees on Li3Ns linux cd's
<Li3N> whew, sure glad you didn't piss on these BSD cd's
* Li3N puts them away
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| Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 18th, 2005, 4:12 pm |
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<+ac45> can anyone suck my cock?
* +ab0rted sucks it
<+ac45> damn can we have sex here?
<&islandgir|> why
<+ab0rted> no
<&islandgir|> lol
<&islandgir|> as if
<+Naneek> lmao
<+ab0rted> everyone in this channel is castrated
<&islandgir|> ur joking
<+ac45> damn ab0rted
<+ac45> how about other chans?
<&Pure_Idiocy> O.o
<+ab0rted> only #hack.exe
<+ab0rted> ;)
<&islandgir|> what bout in real life ac45?
<+ac45> oh yeah i would fuck ab0rted
<&islandgir|> ever had a real life bj?
<+ab0rted> real life?
<+ab0rted> is that like IRC?
<&islandgir|> yes
<+ac45> yeah
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| Geek quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 15th, 2005, 2:25 am |
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<+NeonBurn> larry showed me how to get 500kbps downstream on my dialup
<+ab0rted> rofl
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