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<Aritriste> Anyway seriously can any of you imagine a BBQ chip eating rabid squirrel army?
<VincentsKitty> XD
<VincentsKitty> NSA!!
<VincentsKitty> gt;.
<Passion_699> er... no. heh.
<VincentsKitty> Ninja Squirrel Association
<Aritriste> Lol, what about a squirrel with caffeine?
<Aritriste> Lol.
<Aritriste> No running over squirrels!
<Passion_452> hahah well atleast that sounds fun.
<piccolo> suprisingly I haven't run one of em' over yet.
<Aritriste> Lol, just hit them.
<Aritriste> Sent them flying like a homerun.
<piccolo> hey if a squirrel is dumb enough to stop in the road they deserve to be squashed by the tires of my automobile.
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| Funny quote, Posted by Lekane on Jan 21st, 2007, 1:31 pm |
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[* ccherrett starts www.cubies_fan_club.com
<Cubies> lol
<Cubies> One member, me. lol
<ccherrett> you are banned
<Cubies> XD
<Lekane> lol
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| Funny quote, Posted by Akoshia on Jan 9th, 2007, 11:46 am |
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<SAL371> these penis enlargment pills dont seem to be working
<SAL371> :(
<KITTY_NY> ha ha ha
<CANDYLOVE01> LMFAO Sal
<Hugo_Tohell> they are SUPPOSITORIES sal
* fallen_angel snickers
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| Funny quote, Posted by Akoshia on Jan 9th, 2007, 11:32 am |
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<SAL371> these penis enlargment pills dont seem to be working
<SAL371> :(
<KITTY_NY> ha ha ha
<CANDYLOVE01> LMFAO Sal
<Hugo_Tohell> they are SUPPOSITORIES sal
* fallen_angel snickers
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| Funny quote, Posted by CaLy on Dec 27th, 2006, 9:15 am |
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<Moulin> :/ not working lee
<|Kev|> what mode is that?
<CarLoS35> lol
<Moulin> ah wait :)
* Moulin sets mode: +o-k |Kev| You.Can.Use.This.Mode.To.Express.Your.Feelings.Lee
<Moulin> now ;)
* |Kev| sets mode +suckmydick
* Moulin sets mode: +o-k |Kev| Suck.My.Balls
<|Kev|> LOL
<|Kev|> ok
<Moulin> ahahahahahaha
<Moulin> LOOL
<|Kev|> get on cam
<|Kev|> hehehe
<Moulin> LOOOOOOOOL
<|Kev|> kill your roomate
<Moulin> |Kev| do wht he said
<Moulin> |Kev| LOOOOOOOOOOL
* |Kev| sets mode: -lick Moulin
<Moulin> ewwwww
<Moulin> lol
<|Kev|> eww?
<|Kev|> you never have been licked?
<Moulin> well i've been licked
<Moulin> but along time ago
<|Kev|> awww
* Lady_Cat wonder if she should stay and watch or just go to bed
* Moulin sets mode: +v-k Lady_Cat Stay.And.Take.Off.Your.Bra;)
<Moulin> brb guys/girls nescafe time ;)
<|Kev|> bet he is going to go get a dog and smoe peanutbutter
<Moulin> LOOL
<|Kev|> domt lie
<Lady_Cat> night guys..have fun
<|Kev|> dont lie
<Moulin> lady stay we are having fun :/
<Moulin> lee am not :(
<Moulin> brb
* Lady_Cat (~Lady_Cat@*) Quit (Quit: night all)
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| Funny quote, Posted by morfieus on Dec 17th, 2006, 9:54 pm |
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<&Oz> lol
<~OzsBabe> woohooooo ty handsome
<+Morfieus> really..
* ~OzsBabe bends over
* ~OzsBabe was kicked by +Morfieus (#41)
* Joins: OzsBabe [27 users]
<~OzsBabe> omfg
<~OzsBabe> grrrrrrr
* +Morfieus coughs
<+Morfieus> LMAO
<+Cowboy> ;o
<&Oz> i dont even know if it works
<+Cowboy> [20:40:04] * OzsBabe bends over
<+Cowboy> [20:40:04] * OzsBabe was kicked by Morfieus (#41)
<+Cowboy> omg
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| Funny quote, Posted by zzork on Nov 29th, 2006, 5:26 pm |
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<zzork> take you and your multiple personalities somewhere else, zzork
<zzork> awww, come on, don't blame me for being schizophrenic
* zzork is schizofrenic
<zzork> honestly, you guys, shutup! and stop highlighting me, one of my hilights is "schizophrenic"
<zzork> ffs
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| Funny quote, Posted by Lil_Shank on Oct 11th, 2006, 10:32 pm |
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<Thy_Wraith> Does it make me lazy?
<Thy_Wraith> that I don't believe in dancing for religion?
<Shank> No
<Shank> It makes you not a Wiccan
<Thy_Wraith> Haha
<Thy_Wraith> or a quaker
<Thy_Wraith> if they exist anymore
<Shank> they do
<Thy_Wraith> Figured as much...
<Thy_Wraith> damned oatmeal
<Shank> Theres a small colony of them in PA
<Shank> lol
<Thy_Wraith> That's amish.
<Thy_Wraith> lol
<Thy_Wraith> wait...
<Thy_Wraith> PA
<Thy_Wraith> is that where those amish kids got shot up?
<Shank> Yea
<Shank> i think
<Blue> yes, about 10 miles away from me
<Blue> lol
<Thy_Wraith> lol
<Thy_Wraith> Why didn't you stop it?
<Thy_Wraith> ?!
<Thy_Wraith> WHY?!
<Blue> um... i was in school?
<Thy_Wraith> ahahaha
<Thy_Wraith> Are you Amish Blue?
<Thy_Wraith> Wait...
<Thy_Wraith> Nevermind
<Thy_Wraith> that's a stupid question
<Thy_Wraith> How ignorant could I be?
<Blue> very
<Shank> lmao
<Shank> i found that entertaining
<Blue> you would
<Shank> i know i would
<Blue> ill kill you
<Blue> me and me amish brethern
<Thy_Wraith> Haha
<Blue> what are you laughing at
<Blue> stfu
<Thy_Wraith> You shut me the fuck up
<Thy_Wraith> nubface.
<Blue> hold on
<Blue> i have to gather my amish brethern
<Shank> Haha
<Thy_Wraith> Shiet
<Thy_Wraith> it's not like you can call them!
<Blue> were reformed amish...
<Blue> we can use phones
<Thy_Wraith> Then you're not amish
<Thy_Wraith> you're poor.
<Blue> lol
<Thy_Wraith> and everyone knows
<Thy_Wraith> Poor people suck.
<Thy_Wraith> lol
<Blue> and they smell
<Thy_Wraith> Exactly
<Thy_Wraith> so you suck
<Thy_Wraith> and smell
<Shank> lolol
<Blue> ok, me and my poor, ass smelling brethern shallth kickith your asseth
<Thy_Wraith> Hah
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| Funny quote, Posted by avlirc on Sep 28th, 2006, 9:15 pm |
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<Exploro> doggies don't need porn
<Shaleesa> And why don't they need it ? do you give plenty examples ?
<Amp> i think thats a yes from Exploro, Shaleesa
<Exploro> well.....
<Exploro> depends on how observant they are.....
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| Funny quote, Posted by avlirc on Sep 17th, 2006, 6:10 pm |
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<WolfT> Spectre is so old
<Amp> true
<Amp> hes like, 1,000,000 yrs old!
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| Funny quote, Posted by Lil_Shank on Sep 13th, 2006, 7:35 pm |
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<Lil_Shank> lol
<TheShining> so anyway, i'm having sex with this horse right
<Lil_Shank> LOL
<Lil_Shank> yeah?
<TheShining> and it just kicks me in the balls
<Lil_Shank> lmao
<TheShining> i'm like oooooh baby i know you like it kinky
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| Funny quote, Posted by pupz on Sep 6th, 2006, 6:37 pm |
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<purpleflower> make microsoft sam say 'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' it sounds like hes drowning
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| Funny quote, Posted by TREXiL on Sep 5th, 2006, 4:41 pm |
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<[cod24wsvg]aNS^TREXiL[bN]> .joinT
<@wonder> [ [cod24wsvg]aNS^TREXiL[bN] added. 9 slots remaining. ]
<^Burger[steve]> i hate peeing in the morning with a boner
• Join: (hakwap|kn1pe) (cassieshey@*.net)
<^Burger[steve]> i have to like stand against the wall just to make it in the toilet
<[cod24wsvg]aNS^TREXiL[bN]> i know lol
<@[3c]mARLsKINz> f that
<[cod24wsvg]aNS^TREXiL[bN]> i lean over it
<[cod24wsvg]aNS^TREXiL[bN]> rofl
<[x|0_-]> t.m.i.
<@[3c]mARLsKINz> ^^
<[cod24wsvg]`chiLLum-is-jeBus> mmmm
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| Funny quote, Posted by bAteseh on Aug 30th, 2006, 5:21 pm |
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DjbAteseh: rage = over
DjbAteseh: i think
DjbAteseh: yep its over
DjbAteseh: red mist has lifted
DjbAteseh: i now see birds, blossoming trees and a happy couple, shagging in some bushes, what a beautiful scene
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| Funny quote, Posted by Asp on Aug 29th, 2006, 5:58 pm |
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GT3 (~568f417f@*.com) has joined #motorsport
<Asp> wb GT3
Unregistered (~50bd3220@*.com) has joined #motorsport
Unregistered has left #motorsport
Asp blinks
<kittn> i think its mr nobody
<kittn> either that or someones stood outside and keeps kicking the door open
Asp gets his tool kit and a latch
kittn gets a mini flamethrower and pokes it through the keyhole
<kittn> FIRE IN THE HOLD
GT3 has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
<Asp> Well done!
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