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Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:35 am Score: 0 Vote:
<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:34 am Score: 0 Vote:
<bjeanes> yeah css can be a real pain in the ass
<Rippawallet> my penis can too
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:34 am Score: 0 Vote:
<ljsmithx> is it disrepecful to wear a clown suit to my mothers funeral?
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:33 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Phate> i like to sometimes Draw lines on my testicles and act like my brains are external
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:32 am Score: 1 Vote:
<henke37> I have used xchat a long time
<henke37> it did not crash
<henke37> unless provoked
<scenestar> dude
<scenestar> only an autist like henke37 would say something liek that
<scenestar> I AM PROVOKING MY SOFTWARE
<Yonderboy> HAH
<scenestar> HEY WINDOW MANAGER
<scenestar> I HAD SEX WITH YOUR PARENT PROCESS
<Yonderboy> HAH
Funny quote, Posted by FBI on May 6th, 2007, 3:18 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<peavey> looks like the frence election is over
<peavey> frensh'
<FBI> French has elections?
<FBI> what happen to the kings and queens?
<FBI> o forgot
<FBI> beheaded
<Sporks> somebody said beheaded was a pretty big word
<FBI> :o
<ol> ...
<peavey> ehm
<peavey> IN KINGDOM OF DENMARK WE BEHEAD YOU
<ol> wasn't the french revolution some time in the 18th century? :p
<FBI> yeah
<FBI> thats like several years ago
<ol> several?
<Sporks> several are far more powerful than you
<FBI> yeah it was a bloody mess don't u think ol
<ol> more like 220
<FBI> oh really?
<FBI> sorry lol
<FBI> I was a moron
<FBI> My dad called me a moron
<FBI> and I told him I'll be the best moron in the whole world
<ol> I haven't typed it yet
<ol> consider it said
<FBI> and he kicked my ass :/
<peavey> don't give your parents lip
<Brain> back!
<FBI> Brain :p
* peavey massages Brain gently
* FBI gives Brain lip
<FBI> lol
<FBI> what u gonna do? :p
<FBI> kick my ass? :P
<FBI> wait
<FBI> don't gline me :P
<ol> awww
<ol> please?
<FBI> lool
<FBI> who here works for the RFC?
<peavey> lol
<peavey> did you mean KFC
<FBI> no RFC
<FBI> the guy who made a bunch of useless documents
Funny quote, Posted by Steven-IW on May 2nd, 2007, 2:01 am Score: -1 Vote:
<dogtown> im thirsty
<driew> :/
<driew> Okay?
<driew> Go get a drink then?.
<dogtown> im tooo lazzyy
<Jessy_Bessy> sorry,dogtown, WHAT?
<dogtown> no i dont mean it like that
<dogtown> and if ur a guy u dont need to help me with my thirst
Funny quote, Posted by Ciber on Apr 28th, 2007, 11:58 pm Score: 2 Vote:
<~Ciber> Ktravaglini keep in mind... you attract more police with a black man than with a white woman.
Funny quote, Posted by filly on Mar 18th, 2007, 2:54 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* E pisses in the corner
(filly) damn E
(filly) didn't yer momma potty train you
[@tar] at least he didn't pee in his pants again
Funny quote, Posted by filly on Mar 18th, 2007, 2:53 pm Score: 0 Vote:
{@filly) there are people here in us that don't take baths or shower often at all
(@filly) they are called hippies
Funny quote, Posted by Asp on Mar 10th, 2007, 6:14 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<kittn> "are they big? i like them big"
Funny quote, Posted by Dead2Sin on Feb 27th, 2007, 8:05 pm Score: -1 Vote:
* Corky (me@ACC07DCD.ipt.aol.com) has joined #lobby
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Corky
<DaJesusFreak> haha thats beatiful...a channel op on a windows based ircd running aol
<DaJesusFreak> thats the greatest joke I've heard all day
Funny quote, Posted by num1hendrickfan on Feb 11th, 2007, 11:09 pm Score: -1 Vote:
[Action:] +Aritriste piccolo how can you have a 10 year old cake and now eat it?
[@piccolo] well it's not a real cake lol
[Action:] +Aritriste not*
[Action:] +Aritriste so it's a bomb!
[+VincentsKitty] bye
[Lazuiel] bye aya
[Action:] +Aritriste you dirty assassin.
[Action:] +Aritriste I must go.
Funny quote, Posted by num1hendrickfan on Feb 11th, 2007, 11:06 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Aritriste> Anyway seriously can any of you imagine a BBQ chip eating rabid squirrel army?
<VincentsKitty> XD
<VincentsKitty> NSA!!
<VincentsKitty> gt;.
<Passion_699> er... no. heh.
<VincentsKitty> Ninja Squirrel Association
<Aritriste> Lol, what about a squirrel with caffeine?
<Aritriste> Lol.
<Aritriste> No running over squirrels!
<Passion_452> hahah well atleast that sounds fun.
<piccolo> suprisingly I haven't run one of em' over yet.
<Aritriste> Lol, just hit them.
<Aritriste> Sent them flying like a homerun.
<piccolo> hey if a squirrel is dumb enough to stop in the road they deserve to be squashed by the tires of my automobile.
Funny quote, Posted by Lekane on Jan 21st, 2007, 1:31 pm Score: 0 Vote:
[* ccherrett starts www.cubies_fan_club.com
<Cubies> lol
<Cubies> One member, me. lol
<ccherrett> you are banned
<Cubies> XD
<Lekane> lol
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