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Funny quote, Posted by daflameking on Oct 24th, 2007, 9:59 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<DaFlameking> hear that bill
<DaFlameking> ur a dead man
<Bill> kk
<Bill> but might be hard to find me
<Bill> since all asians look alike
<Bill> you know
<DaFlameking> dont worry
<Bill> so i could stand beside ONE asian guy
<Bill> and you'll be like
<Bill> shit which one is bill
<DaFlameking> LMAO
<Bill> they're both faggots
<DaFlameking> ROFL
Funny quote, Posted by SuperSilke on Aug 22nd, 2007, 4:29 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<Shut0r> Uhhh knut bekommt seinen ersten backenzahn -.-

<Aralas> langsam übertreiben die, es gibt genug tiere auf der welt, die so aufgezogen werden

<Shut0r> aber die sind noch lange ned so publik wie knut -.- oder kennst du eines?

<Aralas> eines? ich kann dir sogar 4 aufzählen

<Shut0r> ah? wen?

<Aralas> Tokio Hotel
Funny quote, Posted by SuperSilke on Aug 22nd, 2007, 4:28 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+Mephisto[A]> O.o
<+Mephisto[A]> en Rob90 =O
<+Mephisto[A]> *wegrennz*
<+Rob90> xD
<%MCTOM> °Mephisto[A]° Rolling on the floor Laughing
<+Rob90> *bein stell*
<%MCTOM> flitz
<+Mephisto[A]> *hinfall*
<+Mephisto[A]> *wieder aufsteh*
<+Mephisto[A]> *weiterrenn*
<+Rob90> *stock werf an hinterkopf*
<+Mephisto[A]> x.X
<+Mephisto[A]> +_+
<+Mephisto[A]> ;(
<+Rob90> möööp
Funny quote, Posted by Steven-IW on Aug 5th, 2007, 11:23 pm Score: 1 Vote:
* Ste wonders if theres any news that need help
<Ste> *users
<Junior> lol how the heck did you type news rather than users?
<Ste> ;lol
<Ste> dunno
<Ste> do you think thats worth going on bash?
<Junior> usqwers isers uisers uswers <----those are possible typos
<Junior> but from news to users.....no way lol
<Ste> lol
<Ste> maybe i was thinking of the news
<Ste> then forgot what i was wondering about
<Ste> then put news instead of news
<Ste> *users
<Ste> this is sooo not my day
Funny quote, Posted by ZeroSpike on Jul 18th, 2007, 3:38 pm Score: 3 Vote:
(badmanh) Hades wakeup u plank
(itaku) finger him
(itaku) ctcp finger i mean
(badmanh) lol nty
(itaku) not the other kind
(badmanh) LOL
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:41 am Score: 0 Vote:
<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:40 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Zod> any of u guys ever have problems with flash audio not working in linux?
<Rash> allow me to answer that
<Rash> no
<Zod> Hey I think I know you
<Zod> yeah I do
<Zod> You were that shit on that girls crotch
<Zod> right on!
<Rash> ye
<Rash> thats me
<Rash> gd1
<Rash> i cant believe you remembered... u were sooooo drunk
* Rash has quit (Quit: )
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:39 am Score: 0 Vote:
<lochis> guys does anyone here know how to flood a server?
<the_real_tlogic> politely ask your local firestation to borrow a hose
<hitekrednek> lol
<lochis> guys can someone help me here with some sertius info?
<lochis> *serius
<hitekrednek> *serious
<lochis> yea sr
<lochis> so can someone here help me with some serious info?
<Tiksi> cereal*
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:39 am Score: 0 Vote:
<source> shit I gatta go get my dog from the cage brb
<Zod> I used to say the same about my wife
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:38 am Score: 0 Vote:
<MrBear> dude at 11:59pm on may 27th i deleted my child porn collection
<MrBear> may 28th was my 18th birthday
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:38 am Score: 0 Vote:
<somedude> so, weeken d added a new feature to his butt
<somedude> bot*
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:37 am Score: 0 Vote:
* wired (w@*.level3.net) has joined #hackthissite
<wired> so i officially tried fucking a bitch in the ass today
<wired> i
<wired> will never try that again
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:36 am Score: 0 Vote:
[penguinwhoflew] i would never fuck a girl in the ass
[Truth[laptop]] Given the opportunity, I would.
[penguinwhoflew] Truth, why?!
[Truth[laptop]] forbidden fruit tastes sweeter
[penguinwhoflew] true
[Truth[laptop]] thus ass is realllllyyy sweet
[penguinwhoflew] unless it tastes like ASS
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:36 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*
Funny quote, Posted by ScrAm on Jul 7th, 2007, 4:35 am Score: 0 Vote:
<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you
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