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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jul 6th, 2011, 11:16 am |
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{ + | aro|afk } why is no one posting :o
{ dax } no posters to post
{ dax } post a poster and people be posting
{ @ | LK- } I've been posting and such
{ + | aroticoz } go make me an introduction thread dax.
* @LK- puts on his posting hat
{ dax } go make me a coffee, and I might consider it
{ @ | LK- } I prefer my Google hat though
* +aroticoz makes dax coffee
* dax sips it
{ dax } ok, why does this taste like sludge?
{ dax } you put milk in this?
{ + | aroticoz } you didn't say you want it
{ dax } milk, two sugars
{ dax } get to it
{ dax } oh and fresh milk
{ dax } not that expired shit from louve's fridge
* +aroticoz makes ANOTHER coffee, puts fresh milk and two sugars in it. THIS IS THE BEST DAMN COFFEE IN THE WORLD>
* dax drinks
* dax considers the request for an intro topic
* dax denies the request
{ dax } but thanks for the coffee :)
{ + | aroticoz } bitch
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jun 29th, 2011, 12:30 am |
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{ dax } old lady on antiques roadshow rocks up to one of the valuators, slams down a used tampon and says "tell me what period that's from you cheeky fucker"
{ dax } </random>
{ + | whoami } o.o
{ + | whoami } LOL
{ @ | LK- } hahah
{ + | drsexbot } O_o
{ + | drsexbot } dax, you win
* +drsexbot bows
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Jun 28th, 2011, 12:23 pm |
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<Slasher> gonna have to fucking wipe my phone grrrrr
<Medusa> omg
<Medusa> tmi
<Slasher> how is it
<Medusa> well
<Medusa> depends
<Medusa> what u got all over it
<Slasher> wipe as in erase it
<Slasher> factory reset
<Slasher> u muppet lol
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jun 27th, 2011, 7:02 am |
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* Duck sets mode: +v dax
{ + | dax } quack
* +where shoots dax and puts him in the oven
{ + | dax } I hope it's preheated
{ + | dax } otherwise I'm just going to be tough and chewy
{ + | dax } and I won't cook evenly
{ + | where } Of course
{ + | where } You insult me by asking if I have done such trival things.
{ + | where } Tsk.
{ @ | Duck } mm... i wonder when room service comes here
{ + | dax } { + | where } You insult me by asking if I have done such trival things. <-- like knowing how to spell trivial words? :)
{ @ | Duck } HAHA
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jun 23rd, 2011, 9:05 pm |
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* Joins: Hyperion [Localhost@127.0.0.1] [0 Clones]
{ @ | dax } uhhh, there's nobody here, go away
* Hyperion filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Hyperi[off]
{ @ | dax } I can't believe that actually worked
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jun 15th, 2011, 8:33 pm |
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{ D3M0N } story of the day...
{ D3M0N } i joined a server earlier... and got glined cause they dont like searchirc..
{ D3M0N } but
{ D3M0N } they updated their info...
{ D3M0N } :/
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jun 3rd, 2011, 12:02 am |
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{ + | Lambex } I failed on webmaking :(
{ ~ | Calibre } i have been doing so a year
{ + | PingBad } failing?
{ ~ | Calibre } indeed
{ + | PingBad } you sure you're not related to Jobe?
{ ~ | Calibre } LOL
{ ~ | Calibre } no im not
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on May 11th, 2011, 10:44 pm |
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* Joins: HalfGodPedoChristRapedOwnMom [pukey@teranova-9260c2d0.sweetwaterhsa.com] [0 Clones]
{ HalfGodPedoChristRapedOwnMom } Hello friends.
* Joins: therock247uk [erock247uk@247fixes.com] [0 Clones]
* Botox sets mode: +o therock247uk
{ HalfGodPedoChristRapedOwnMom } fuck.
* Quits: HalfGodPedoChristRapedOwnMom [pukey@teranova-9260c2d0.sweetwaterhsa.com] [Quit:]
* Quits: @therock247uk [erock247uk@247fixes.com] [Quit:]
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Apr 12th, 2011, 9:37 pm |
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* Joins: uranium [chatzilla@darc-qad26v.cpe.metrocast.net] [0 Clones]
{ uranium } at 140 pounds how many shots of 40proof vodka would it take to make the room spin
{ + | narada } depends on your tolerance
{ + | narada } and hydration
{ + | narada } and if you've eaten recently
{ uranium } empty stomach
{ uranium } and a bowl of pot down
{ uranium } =D so severly dehydrated more then likely
{ + | narada } take 2 or 3 shots and you'll be feeling good for a bit
{ & | Scub } ^^
{ + | narada } more if you think you can handle it at a later point
{ & | Scub } at that point your beligerant so dont trust your judgement
{ & | Scub } XD
{ & | Scub } 2-3 shots per hour is a good bench
* &Scub has drank a hell of a lot of whiskey
{ & | Scub } would start the night with 3 shots
{ & | Scub } :D
{ uranium } thats what i was going to aim for
{ uranium } last time i drank i downed a bottle of wine in 30 minutes
{ uranium } fun times
{ & | Scub } lol
{ & | Scub } can't stand wind
{ & | Scub } wine even XD
{ ~ | louve } lol XD
{ ~ | louve } nice typo
{ & | Scub } :D
{ + | xLink|mbb } lmao win
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Apr 12th, 2011, 2:15 pm |
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* @Cyberclops 's Status is now "Away"
* @Cyberclops 's Status is now "Busy: stroking my pussy"
* @Cyberclops 's Status is now "Online" (Went Busy 5secs ago).
<zillie/triv> sounds about right for u
<@Cyberclops> laughs out loud
<@Slasher/triv> lol
<@Cyberclops> I was talking about the cat - what were you thinking zillie?
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Mar 1st, 2011, 1:53 am |
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{ + | dax } ooh, no botserv droid about
{ @ | tunicwriter } Awkwaaaard.
{ @ | Huru } botserv is for gays and prostitutes
{ + | dax } well, Three's here - does that count?
{ + | dax } in my book, it'd count twice - he's a gay prostitute
{ + | dax } :)
* @tunicwriter chuckles
{ @ | tunicwriter } dax++
{ @ | Huru } :P
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| Funny quote, Posted by ZirixZero on Jan 1st, 2011, 3:12 pm |
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* GuitarHeroSonic (GuitarHero@*.IP) has joined #guitar-hero-phenom
* Matrix sets mode: +v GuitarHeroSonic
<+ZirixZero> GuitarHeroSonic
<+GuitarHeroSonic> ?
<+ZirixZero> type /join 0
* +GuitarHeroSonic (GuitarHero@*.IP) has left #guitar-hero-phenom (Left all channels)
<+ZirixZero> LOL
* matt (tiramisu@*.net) has joined #guitar-hero-phenom
<+ZirixZero> hello
<+ZirixZero> matt
<+ZirixZero> type /join 0
* GuitarHeroSonic (GuitarHero@*.IP) has joined #guitar-hero-phenom
* Matrix sets mode: +v GuitarHeroSonic
* matt (tiramisu@*.net) has left #guitar-hero-phenom (Left all channels)
<+GuitarHeroSonic> lol
<+ZirixZero> LOL
<+GuitarHeroSonic> biatch
<+ZirixZero> lol
<+ZirixZero> lol search irc quote
<KeffKeff> ;D;:D;;D;D
<+ZirixZero> KeffKeff
<KeffKeff> ?
<+ZirixZero> type /join 0
<KeffKeff> hmm why?
<+ZirixZero> its fun
* +GuitarHeroSonic (GuitarHero@*.IP) Quit (Quit: Awwwwwww Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh)
* KeffKeff (tiramisu@*.net) has left #guitar-hero-phenom (Left all channels)
<+ZirixZero> lol
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| Funny quote, Posted by ZirixZero on Dec 21st, 2010, 9:45 am |
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(PM with Shawn)
[09:42:10] <Shawn> I want him OFF staff.
[09:42:25] <Shawn> That's why I'm wanting him to kill you or another staff member
(Switches to channel #Sweetbus)
[09:43:01] <@ZirixZero> max
[09:43:08] <@ZirixZero> kill me so you can get your oline revoked
[09:43:09] <@max> what?
[09:43:15] <@max> No
[09:43:16] <@ZirixZero> lol
[09:43:54] <@max> mmm
(PM with Shawn)
[09:43:21] <ZirixZero> mission failed
[09:43:27] <Shawn> ..
[09:43:33] <Shawn> You dont tell him that you dumbfuck
[09:43:34] <Shawn> -.-
[09:43:39] <ZirixZero> why
[09:43:43] <ZirixZero> you shit head
[09:43:48] <Shawn> You should have said "Kill me"
(#Sweetbus)
[09:44:13] <@max> ....................../´¯/)
[09:44:13] <@max> ....................,/¯../
[09:44:13] <@max> .................../..../
[09:44:13] <@max> ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
[09:44:13] <@max> ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
[09:44:13] <@max> ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
[09:44:13] <@max> .........\.................'...../
[09:44:13] <@max> ..........''...\.......... _.·´
[09:44:13] <@max> ............\..............(
[09:44:13] <@max> ..............\.............\...
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| Funny quote, Posted by ZirixZero on Dec 21st, 2010, 9:37 am |
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<~max> 14««« 12 #max is not a sex channel 14»»»
* ~max 12warns everyone that this is NOT a sex channel nor is it a pick-up joint, please don't use it as one or you risk being kicked/banned
<ZirixZero> I WANNA TALK ABOUT VAGINAS!!
<~max> 14««« 12 #max is not a warez channel 14»»»
<ZirixZero> ..
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Sep 17th, 2010, 9:28 pm |
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-(Katia)- Mirarik?
* Quits: @Mirarik [Mirarik_qu@Mirarik.smod.IkariamOrg] [Excess Flood]
* Joins: Mirarik [Mirarik_qu@Mirarik.smod.IkariamOrg] [1 Clone]
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Mirarik
* Quits: @Mirarik [Mirarik_qu@Mirarik.smod.IkariamOrg] [Excess Flood]
* Joins: Mirarik [Mirarik_qu@Mirarik.smod.IkariamOrg] [1 Clone]
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Mirarik
-(Katia)- hahahaha
-( @ :Schatz)- thank you Mirarik :)
-(Katia)- justice
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