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Enlightening quote, Posted by zeke on Apr 25th, 2006, 1:16 am Score: 1 Vote:
* zEkE2 is now known as Trinity
* Trinity is now known as AgentSmith
* AgentSmith is now known as Cypher
* Cypher is now known as DarthVader
* DarthVader is now known as PrincessLeia
* PrincessLeia is now known as zEkE2
* Dave blinks
<Dave> having genderal fantasy personality disorders?
Enlightening quote, Posted by animesoup on Mar 25th, 2006, 10:38 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* User (~User@00.23.110.228) has joined #deadfrog
<User> hello? Is anyone there?
<@Token> we arent real, we are only computer data
<User> lol hey token
<@Token> so to answer your question, does 'here' even really exist?
<User> hmm
<User> how philosophical
<User> pot?
<@Token> indeed
Enlightening quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 24th, 2006, 5:05 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Naneek> OH COME ON DUDE IM NOT THAT STUPID LOL
<~ab0rted> yes you are
<Naneek> LOL
<~ab0rted> you been rooting localhost since i told u to ping 127.0.0.1
Enlightening quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 15th, 2006, 7:06 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* fattymc[food] is now known as Pure_Idiocy
<~ab0rted> wb
<Pure_Idiocy> Ty
<SmokinTaco> make me some food woman
<Pure_Idiocy> Make your own food.
<SmokinTaco> you would probly fuck it up like most girls i ask so ill just end up makeing it my self
<SmokinTaco> i broke up with a girl becuse she did not make me a sandwitch
<Pure_Idiocy> That's quite amazing since I'm planning on going to school for cooking.
<SmokinTaco> i gave her what ever she asked for helped her with stuff only thing i asked for was a sandwitch never got it
<SmokinTaco> 1 little sandwitch
Enlightening quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 15th, 2006, 1:58 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@BunneH|Laptop> fuck
<@BunneH|Laptop> a hot swiss girl jsut offered my dad alcohol, like 30 feet away from where i'm sitting
<@BunneH|Laptop> and i missed it!
<@BunneH|Laptop> because i'm here!
<@BunneH|Laptop> FUCK ALL OF YOU
<@BunneH|Laptop> I HATE IRC
Enlightening quote, Posted by FBI on Dec 18th, 2005, 4:51 pm Score: -2 Vote:
<+Andy> lol
<+Andy> loser has SPS
<+Andy> which is Small Penis Syndrome
Enlightening quote, Posted by FBI on Dec 12th, 2005, 11:27 am Score: 0 Vote:
<@Mike> ahaha
<@Mike> *** Andy (Andy@I.Like.Older.Guys) has Joined #Webchat
<+Andy> rofl
<+Andy> Fucking shadow
<+Andy> roflmao
<@Mike> Andy
**Andy is Andy@I.Like.Older.Guys Prision Bitch**
<@Mike> whois yourself.
<+Andy> i did ;P
<@Mike> lmao
<@Mike> do it now.
<@Mike> :P
**Andy is tighthole@I.Like.Older.Guys Prision Bitch**
<@Mike> do it now!
<@Mike> AHAHA!
<+Andy> roflmao
Enlightening quote, Posted by animesoup on Nov 29th, 2005, 10:29 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<horizon> [03:58am] [trumixa] TOKYO — Thousands of residents were evacuated in Tokyo on Sunday while authorities dug up an unexploded 550-pound bomb, believed to have been dropped by the United States during World War II, a local official said.
<Atarian> lol, microsoft probably left the bomb there
<Atarian> windows, lol
Enlightening quote, Posted by FBI on Nov 6th, 2005, 6:44 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+FBI> I got a stuipid joke for u guyz
<+FBI> The Genie, woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp.
<+LinuxIRC> FBI would you say my nickname please?
<She picked it up, rubbed it & a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was entitled to three wishes.
<+FBI> The Genie said “No. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third world countries & fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what’ll it be?”
<+FBI> The woman didn’t hesitate. She said “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
<+FBI> each other.”
<+FBI> The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed “Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”
[11:15] <+FBI> The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time and is faithful. That’s what I wish for.”
<+FBI> The Genie let out a long sigh & said,
<+FBI> “Let me see that fuckin’ map!”
<+LinuxIRC> fbi ?
<+FBI> LinuxIRC
<+FBI> Lol
<+LinuxIRC> thankyou
Enlightening quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 6th, 2005, 11:01 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* @Darth_Source gets a closet, throws Phase in there and locks it shut
<&Phase> im no closet case either
* &Phase breaks out of it
-Dallas.TX.US.HellsWinter.Net- *** Global -- from OperServ: Fireman1061 just used GLOBAL command.
-Global- Phase is comming out of the Closet
<@Darth_Source> Phase came out of the closet!
<&Phase> oh lord
<&Phase> i hung myself on that one
<&Phase> damn
<@Darth_Source> hook, line and sinker
Enlightening quote, Posted by isoGames on Oct 3rd, 2005, 3:04 am Score: 0 Vote:
<[YG]MooF> good things come in big packages you know this
<Kyle> i thought it was small packages?
<[YG]MooF> nope
<[YG]MooF> big packages
<[YG]MooF> and im the combo meal
Enlightening quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 15th, 2005, 2:24 am Score: 0 Vote:
<~Katastr0phie> lol i like quick fucks
Enlightening quote, Posted by PingBad on Jul 25th, 2005, 7:01 am Score: 0 Vote:
[_yuna_] some guy is here....that scares ....me...
[PingBad] dont worry _yuna_, hatch scares the living heck outta me every day
[hatch] i do?
[_yuna_] no it's not hatch....
[PingBad] do you trust me, hatch?
[hatch] yes, very much
[PingBad] see what i mean, _yuna_?
[_yuna_] hahahaha
[hatch] lol
[PingBad] he scares the living heck outta me
Enlightening quote, Posted by Antoshi on Jul 6th, 2005, 1:31 pm Score: 0 Vote:
«%DjStreetHeat» apache
«%DjStreetHeat» does ur mother know ur gay?
«%DjStreetHeat» :[
«+ApacheRed» Im not Gay
«+ApacheRed» Ô-ô
«&|SA|Antoshi» Classic trick question. >_>
«%DjStreetHeat» 01:10| (DjStreetHeat) does ur mother know ur gay 01:10| (signninja) yes
Enlightening quote, Posted by Antoshi on Jul 6th, 2005, 1:27 pm Score: 0 Vote:
«~KenshinMasta» i live with 5 shots. ;[!!
«+ChiefJohn» of tequila?
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