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Enlightening quote, Posted by Antoshi on Jul 6th, 2005, 1:09 pm Score: 0 Vote:
«@|SA|Jackal» my cock is 2 inches ;.;
«@|SA|Jackal» lol 2 inches off the ground
Enlightening quote, Posted by Antoshi on Jul 6th, 2005, 12:55 pm Score: 0 Vote:
«+|XD|ReEsEHATESretards» lol he's called the dice face cause he has a pimple on each side
«+|XD|ReEsEHATESretards» 6 here
«+|XD|ReEsEHATESretards» 3 there
* TheNorthFace is now known as Reese`sUglyFace
* Reese`sUglyFace is fucked up
«+Reese`sUglyFace» :D
Enlightening quote, Posted by mmorris6 on Jun 22nd, 2005, 1:28 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<dmac> You called me <censored>
<Kookie> yes I did <censored>
<dmac> lol i kinda...
<dmac> liked it
<Kookie> hmm
<Kookie> and that ends yet another depressing chapter in my life.
Enlightening quote, Posted by mmorris6 on Jun 22nd, 2005, 1:27 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Kookie`s_Brother> i just cut my lip with my anit-static wrist band
Enlightening quote, Posted by animesoup on Jun 13th, 2005, 7:02 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@WTSnacks> I wish my AC worked well in my room
<@WTSnacks> I need a ceiling fan :(
<DAVE`THOMAS> shutup, im a/cless.... >_<
<DAVE`THOMAS> im wiping sweat off my face :( :( :( :( : (
<DAVE`THOMAS> WITH A JR BACON CHEESEBURGER
<@Averox> I don't think wiping sweat off with a greasy burger is good
<DAVE`THOMAS> OUR BURGERS ARE NOT GREASY, THEY ARE JUICY!
Enlightening quote, Posted by PingBad on May 31st, 2005, 11:39 am Score: 2 Vote:
<JohnB> my nick is johnb
<Topic-3005> johnbob lol
<Topic-3005> what does that B stand for anyways?
<JohnB> my surname
<JohnB> which is Bastard
<Topic-3005> Brandon... Bradley... Bakersfield....
<JohnB> which is Bastard
<Topic-3005> John Bastard... quite fitting :P
<JohnB> lol
<Topic-3005> i imagine yer middle name is the
<JohnB> my middle name is F
<JohnB> actully i got 2
<Topic-3005> John Frederick Bastard
<JohnB> my initials are JQFB
<Topic-3005> John Quickly Fucked Bastard?
<Topic-3005> lmfao
<JohnB> John Queer Folk Bastard
Enlightening quote, Posted by Mr_S on May 11th, 2005, 4:03 am Score: 1 Vote:
[jason2002] i've ran outta hdd space i need 3.9gig.. i got 3.5
[Creation] Delete summat
[jason2002] delete what what can i delete thats worth 500mb
[Creation] something useless
[Creation] Windows maybe
Enlightening quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Mar 18th, 2005, 7:20 am Score: -1 Vote:
<PingBad> there are some dildos out there that ya pay for, and some (if not most) that are free, but the support costs are death
Enlightening quote, Posted by Mr_S on Mar 3rd, 2005, 1:45 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* Now talking in #[GN]TheLobby
* Joins: BHX (~BHX@tfhyxopehsfg)
<BHX> hey can someone tell me how to intergrate the news from IPB forums into a web page?
<BHX> i had the files once,but i lost them
<Mr_S> have u asked on the IPB help forum?
* Mr_S ponders when here turned into helpdesk for ipb..... :P
<BHX> it would take too long! Ozzy10 you should know as u have it your site
<BHX> yeah i know its not a support for IPB, just the only place i know where u can get professional help in real time
<Mr_S> does it use as RMS/ XML Feed? javascript refresh link? meta re-fresh?
<Mr_S> or as a last resort... u even tried google? :)
* Parts: BHX (~BHX@tfhyxopehsfg)
Enlightening quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Feb 15th, 2005, 4:51 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<&DavE> mines like sticking a banana between two oranges
Enlightening quote, Posted by CharStar on Jan 16th, 2005, 2:44 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Incubus> When a girl hisses, it's best to get away, lest she strike and inject her eggs into your stomach
Enlightening quote, Posted by pupz on Jan 10th, 2005, 1:05 am Score: 0 Vote:
* ^ripley^ is now known as howlongcanmynic
Enlightening quote, Posted by zeke on Jan 3rd, 2005, 8:40 am Score: 1 Vote:
<DJ-Welsh-One> the day windows dont make a product that sucks it the day they start making hoovers
Enlightening quote, Posted by zeke on Dec 31st, 2004, 9:21 am Score: 0 Vote:
<g33k> greetings, earthlings
<g33k> my name is Darth Vader
<g33k> I am an extraterrestrial, from the planet Vulcan!
<Guest> lol
<g33k> thats an interesting thought..
<g33k> extra terrestrial i believe refers to people outside terra...being earth...so would they call themselves extra terrestrials?
<g33k> maybe thats why the aliens in movies always kill everyone
<g33k> they're so angry over not knowing what to call themselves
Enlightening quote, Posted by pupz on Oct 30th, 2004, 8:00 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<heykeith> im watching a thing on neanderthal
<heykeith> see they are using pencils to try to describe neanderthals
<ripley> uhh??
<heykeith> exactly
<ripley> do they really know a damn thing abt them anyway?
<heykeith> well they got some rocks with chips on them
<ripley> chips?
<ripley> 1st i thought puter chips then the type u eat... tells u what my priorities r
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