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* Trix[a]r_za filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Trixar_za
* Quits: @Management [bot@services.gigirc.com] [NetSplit: rock.gigirc.com <==/ × /==> services.gigirc.com]
{ ~ | Trixar_za } Oh for the love of...
{ manwhore|dax } lol
{ manwhore|dax } Trixar_za returns, services exit post-haste
{ manwhore|dax } nothing surprises me
{ ~ | Trixar_za } I swear it waits for me to come on
{ manwhore|dax } yup
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* Joins: gorilla [fortyoz@hidden-7g6qof.biz.rr.com] [0 Clones]
{ dax } speaking of apes...
{ gorilla } thank you for not calling me a monkey
{ dax } close enough
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[16:27] dax: south islander
[16:27] Jamie Ingram: north island scum :P
[16:27] dax: sheep shagger
[16:27] Jamie Ingram: donkey raper
[16:27] dax: inbred
[16:28] Jamie Ingram: .. i got nothing :P sup
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«dax» you familiar with the mormon way?
«dax» not allowed anything addictive, according to their doctrine
«VisioN» yea
«dax» when I used to live just up the road from a mormon church, I wanted to put that to the test
«VisioN» what i believe is , pedophiles try to defy their nature by becoming priests
«VisioN» but they cant
«VisioN» so we have pedophile priests
«dax» conveniently placed is a tree with a lot of leaf cover inside which I stashed a camera that broadcasted wirelessly
«dax» said camera was pointed directly at their front door
«dax» at said front door myself and a - now deceased - friend left a dozen bottles of beer, a box of "slightly used" pornos (involuntarily donated by the father of said friend) and a couple of packs of tailormade smokes
«dax» sunday morning, the vicar/pastor/bishop/whatever-title-they-use rocks up to unlock the church for the morning's services
«dax» they happen across our carefully planted gift
«dax» he picks it all up, and heads inside - we thought our plan was sunk thinking he'll destroy/bin it all until we spot him walking into the front office to light a smoke, crack a beer and crank one off to the pornos
«dax» caught the lot on film :)
«VisioN» omg
«VisioN» what did you do with the film ?
«VisioN» :p
«dax» burnt it to DVD and left that the following sunday morning with the note "We have copies :)"
«dax» bastard resigned that very day
«VisioN» HAHAHA
* VisioN high fives
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Talking via skype and IRC at the same time...
{ + | dax } heh, D3M0N just mewed like the pussy he is :P
{ + | dax } and now he's an admitting pussy
{ + | dax } personally, I'd rather be a cunt ;)
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{ ~ | [D3M0N] } my script failed :/
{ + | dax } you say it like that's the only thing that failed :P
{ ~ | [D3M0N] } fuck u too then, lol
{ + | dax } not likely
{ + | dax } I got standards and you'll never meet them
{ ~ | D3M0N/jchat } lol
{ + | xReality } lol
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{ @ | dax } { @ | Buffal0 } Stop making up sexual fanatasies about each other. <-- this coming from the clown who has sexual fantasies about people having sexual fantasies? :)
{ @ | Buffal0 } oh u
* @dax notes the lack of denial in that last statement
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{ absolution } how do i kill a window?
{ dax } claw hammer usually works best for me
{ dax } failing that, bricks
{ absolution } :P
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* Joins: LK- [lk@staff.darchoods.net] [2 Clones]
* bb sets mode: +o LK-
{ @ | LK- } wb LK-
{ @ | LK- } ty
{ + | aroticoz } lol
{ + | aroticoz } forever alone
{ dax } and answering back
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{ @ | CyberBotX } Adam, you aren't around, are you?
{ % | Cronus } hes in bed with me, what do you want
{ @ | CyberBotX } Stab him in the eye.
{ % | Cronus } done
{ @ | CyberBotX } Good.
{ % | Cronus } but with my penis
{ @ | CyberBotX } Don't care.
{ % | Cronus } evil bastard
{ @ | CyberBotX } I know.
{ + | dax } Just another day in #anope-devel *sigh*
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{ ! | SnoFox } I'm a walking contradiction... And I've got no rights...
* +dax sells SnoFox on the slave markets
{ + | dax } waddya folks reckon? $5/wk enough for this substandard specimen?
{ ! | cluedroid } Rawr
{ + | dax } $2/mo for cluedroid
{ ! | cluedroid } I'll just hump everything
{ + | dax } including the blow-up dolls
{ + | dax } have you no shame?
{ ! | cluedroid } I'm horny, I can't help it
{ + | dax } bet you're the kind of guy who would bribe a destitute orchard girl to pleasure herself with the cucumber she just picked, buy said cucumber at the supermarket then try to claim that the supermarket's substandard quality program gave you oral herpes, right?
{ + | caesay } lmao
{ ! | SnoFox } Baahahaha
{ + | dax } or would you just film a crew of prostitutes using corn cobs for dildos while they were still on their stalks, leaving the freshly "greased" cobs for the lonely guys to harvest the next day - just for some self gratification
{ ! | SnoFox } Oh my ...
{ ! | cluedroid } I'm not straight
{ ! | cluedroid } d:
{ + | dax } oh jesus... I just stabbed my desk with the visual I just got from my last two conjectures
{ ! | SnoFox } Hahahaha! dax++;
{ + | dax } oh, so you'd bribe a poor gay guy to jam himself up the arse with that cucumber instead?
* SnoFox has set topic to: [ Welcome to ext3.net! Bacon is $8 a slab. ] [ Cave Johnson here. Welcome to now: ext3 ] [ ext3 member of the week: dax ]
{ ! | cluedroid } No
{ + | dax } but the trick is... would you complain about the supermarket's "shitty" stock?
{ ! | SnoFox } HAAAAAAAAAHaha
{ ! | SnoFox } dax, you're going to make me choke on my oatmeal.
{ + | dax } you most likely wouldn't
{ + | dax } if nothing else, you would proclaim "I GOTTA GET SOME MORE OF THAT SHIT!" afterwards, right?
{ ! | cluedroid } No
{ ! | SnoFox } cluedroid: Don't lie. dax is never wrong.
{ + | dax } oh right, you'd mix the caramel with the chocolate
{ ! | cluedroid } \:
{ ! | SnoFox } Oh boy.
{ ! | SnoFox } I can't wait to bomb the dodongo!
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{ ~ | Ataxian } now you've made me forget what the fuck i was thinking
{ ~ | dax } you? thinking?
{ ~ | katsklaw } lol
{ ~ | dax } that'd be a headline
{ ~ | Ataxian } lol
{ ~ | katsklaw } ^5's dax
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[* » BorisBlowsCawk] !gf Internet Privacy Act vs RIAA
[+ » Boris] By results on Google: RIAA beats Internet Privacy Act by 7,620,000 to 5,450,000!
[* » BorisBlowsCawk] warezers take note :)
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[@ » Jobe] [22:58:54] <@Jobe> ? filure
[@ » Jobe] [22:58:55] -Zbot:#anope- filure == <no definido>
[@ » Jobe] [22:58:57] <@Jobe> ? failure
[@ » Jobe] [22:58:57] <%Viper> lol
[@ » Jobe] [22:58:58] -Zbot:#anope- failure == Jobe
[@ » Jobe] oh the irony
[@ » Jobe] :(
[@ » PingBad] haha
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* Morfieus whistles Dixie.
<Morfieus> ok so you ask.. how do you whisle dixie?
<Morfieus> heres how..
<Morfieus> drink a beer..
<Morfieus> try an whistle dixie
<Morfieus> if it sounds bad.. drink another beer and try again
<Morfieus> till it sounds good.
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