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* Presti (Presti@TrivialityZone-F60965D7.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #trivialityzone
<Presti> I have a request
<+dj^optical> Presti :))
<+dj^optical> go for it
<Presti> buttsex
<Presti> please
<+dj^optical> *cough*
<+dj^optical> lol
<Presti> its not a song
<Presti> but is my request
<+dj^optical> derick would oblige if he was here
<Presti> DO IT NOW
<+d|Office> shitty outlook on life, Presti?
<+rachel25> lol
<Presti> lol
<+d|Office> then get your head out of your ass and open your eyes :P
<Presti> will try
<Presti> its stuck you see, it has swelled while it was in there and now I can't pull it out
<+d|Office> ego will do that
<Presti> indeed
<Presti> LOLOL
<+d|Office> I can deflate that ego quick smart and in a hurry
<Presti> do it please
<Presti> it smells in here
<+d|Office> post your nudes on rate-my-junk and show you the endless tirades of ridicule that will come as a result
<Presti> lol maybe I should do that
<Presti> although it wont be pretty
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<+d|Office> 1500 years ago, everybody knew the earth was the centre of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew the earth was flat. 20 years ago, everybody knew michael jackson was black. and 5 minutes ago, you knew that jeffinsheff was a human being
<+d|Office> imagine what you will know tomorrow :)
<+jeffinsheff> lmfao
<+jeffinsheff> brill statement DAX (Y)
<+rachel25> lol
<+rachel25> poor jeffey
<+jeffinsheff> yea rachie .. *sniffs*
<+rachel25> awwww
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[14:10:12] D3M0N: yea lol come take a look real quick :P
[14:10:16] D3M0N: leave if u dont like
[14:10:26] Dax Bane: yeh, uh... at... *WORK* :P
[14:10:33] D3M0N: oohhh
[14:10:47] Dax Bane: and what do most workers at work do?
[14:11:17] D3M0N: sit their ass in a chair and loaf around all day
[14:11:23] Dax Bane: and download porn, naturally
[14:11:31] D3M0N: :)
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magnum:
Dax how can i teleport to auckland?
Surely some lsd takeing uni student must be working on one lol?
Dax:
particle cannon would be your best bet
magnum:
Lol
Dax:
but there's no guarantee of reanimability at the destination
magnum:
Ar lol
Dax:
or any promises about all of you making it to that destination
magnum:
Lol another dimension?
Dax:
some may get left behind, some may fall short, some may land at the intended destination, and the rest may overshoot the mark completely
magnum:
It would suck if i was forced to live the rest of my life in a 2d world lol.
Dax:
knowing your luck, the hair would stay put, the abs would fall short, the legs will make it to the right spot, and the rest would end up on white island
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* Joins: katsklaw [darkness@gig-C265364B.sub-166-249-198.myvzw.com] [0 Clones]
* +Squirm blinks
{ + | Squirm } katsklaw: ?
{ + | Squirm } katsklaw!
{ WorkingDax } yes, it's katsklaw
{ WorkingDax } now put your wang back in your pants and calm down, Squirm
* +Squirm hugs WorkingDax
{ katsklaw } lol
{ katsklaw } yes, please before Squirm becomes Squirt! ;)
{ + | Squirm } bit late for that :/
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{ preeminent } lol yes fortunately there is only one trix
{ d|Office } yes, but how long till we see trixlets?
{ preeminent } if there were two they would still argue with eachother
{ d|Office } I disagree there
{ preeminent } hopefully long
{ preeminent } so does trix number 2 !
{ d|Office } one will "improve" a product thus breaking it and the other will attempt to "fix" those "improvements" by breaking it more
{ d|Office } thus initiating a perpetual cycle of "improvement"
{ d|Office } the end result of which could be directly compared to the product quality exhibited in Windows Millenium Edition
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{ % | Lazy_B } which island you from dax....... let me guess... your a jaffa ....
{ % | dax } 1: south of the north; 2: "JAFA"
{ % | Lazy_B } ahhhhhhh i see..... yeah capital here.
{ % | dax } ...
{ % | dax } kapiti or slut?
{ % | Lazy_B } lol hutt
{ % | Lazy_B } asshole.... walked right into that one
{ % | dax } ok, you be the asshole, I'll be the cunt
{ % | dax } we are, after all, what we eat
{ % | Lazy_B } deal :)
{ % | Lazy_B } oh fuck ya !
{ % | dax } not likely
{ % | dax } I got standards
{ % | Lazy_B } yeah and i'm fussy :)
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\* lappy|dax *\ .sc and how old are you?
\* Shaolin *\ lol
\* Shaolin *\ i'm not still young
\* Shaolin *\ i mean i am old
\* Shaolin *\ grr i am NOT OLD
\* lappy|dax *\ uh-huh
\* lappy|dax *\ so in yer thirties then?
\* Shaolin *\ i'm 24
\* lappy|dax *\ oh jesus, you're only a spring chicken!
\* lappy|dax *\ <--- not far away from 27
\* Shaolin *\ that's what i was trying to say
\* Shaolin *\ oh alrighty
\* lappy|dax *\ once ya pass 25, it stops being "another year older, another year wiser" and starts becoming "another year older, another year closer to senility"
\* Shaolin *\ lol nicely put
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{ PingBad } and I'm a teenager cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, Sprinkles...
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* Trix[a]r_za filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Trixar_za
* Quits: @Management [bot@services.gigirc.com] [NetSplit: rock.gigirc.com <==/ × /==> services.gigirc.com]
{ ~ | Trixar_za } Oh for the love of...
{ manwhore|dax } lol
{ manwhore|dax } Trixar_za returns, services exit post-haste
{ manwhore|dax } nothing surprises me
{ ~ | Trixar_za } I swear it waits for me to come on
{ manwhore|dax } yup
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* Joins: gorilla [fortyoz@hidden-7g6qof.biz.rr.com] [0 Clones]
{ dax } speaking of apes...
{ gorilla } thank you for not calling me a monkey
{ dax } close enough
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[16:27] dax: south islander
[16:27] Jamie Ingram: north island scum :P
[16:27] dax: sheep shagger
[16:27] Jamie Ingram: donkey raper
[16:27] dax: inbred
[16:28] Jamie Ingram: .. i got nothing :P sup
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«dax» you familiar with the mormon way?
«dax» not allowed anything addictive, according to their doctrine
«VisioN» yea
«dax» when I used to live just up the road from a mormon church, I wanted to put that to the test
«VisioN» what i believe is , pedophiles try to defy their nature by becoming priests
«VisioN» but they cant
«VisioN» so we have pedophile priests
«dax» conveniently placed is a tree with a lot of leaf cover inside which I stashed a camera that broadcasted wirelessly
«dax» said camera was pointed directly at their front door
«dax» at said front door myself and a - now deceased - friend left a dozen bottles of beer, a box of "slightly used" pornos (involuntarily donated by the father of said friend) and a couple of packs of tailormade smokes
«dax» sunday morning, the vicar/pastor/bishop/whatever-title-they-use rocks up to unlock the church for the morning's services
«dax» they happen across our carefully planted gift
«dax» he picks it all up, and heads inside - we thought our plan was sunk thinking he'll destroy/bin it all until we spot him walking into the front office to light a smoke, crack a beer and crank one off to the pornos
«dax» caught the lot on film :)
«VisioN» omg
«VisioN» what did you do with the film ?
«VisioN» :p
«dax» burnt it to DVD and left that the following sunday morning with the note "We have copies :)"
«dax» bastard resigned that very day
«VisioN» HAHAHA
* VisioN high fives
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Talking via skype and IRC at the same time...
{ + | dax } heh, D3M0N just mewed like the pussy he is :P
{ + | dax } and now he's an admitting pussy
{ + | dax } personally, I'd rather be a cunt ;)
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{ ~ | [D3M0N] } my script failed :/
{ + | dax } you say it like that's the only thing that failed :P
{ ~ | [D3M0N] } fuck u too then, lol
{ + | dax } not likely
{ + | dax } I got standards and you'll never meet them
{ ~ | D3M0N/jchat } lol
{ + | xReality } lol
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