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Enlightening quote, Posted by morfieus on Nov 1st, 2007, 5:02 am Score: 2 Vote:
* Morfieus whistles Dixie.
<Morfieus> ok so you ask.. how do you whisle dixie?
<Morfieus> heres how..
<Morfieus> drink a beer..
<Morfieus> try an whistle dixie
<Morfieus> if it sounds bad.. drink another beer and try again
<Morfieus> till it sounds good.
Enlightening quote, Posted by wolfwindshadow on Dec 10th, 2006, 4:29 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<Kuroko> IE bleh.....but I need to use it in order to download programs..which I've been trying to do
* Wolfwindshadow sprays bug repellent at IE
<Kuroko> Mozilla doesn't let me downoad stuff correctly
<Wolfwindshadow> ??
<Wolfwindshadow> firefox is flawless
<Kuroko> Well its fucking with me
<Kuroko> I think its the only fox I don't like
<Wolfwindshadow> get new version
Enlightening quote, Posted by GoaXpi on Sep 19th, 2006, 3:23 am Score: 1 Vote:
<Phoenix> As my friends alzheimers ridden grandmother said to us randomly as she wandered around the house "Butt sex hurts"
Enlightening quote, Posted by num1hendrickfan on Sep 1st, 2006, 10:01 pm Score: 0 Vote:
[%Balmung] and i am a lesbian cause i am a female in a males body i guess ^.^
[@Auron-Paladin] xD
[@Auron-Paladin] well you do have a female avy
[%Balmung] Auron that is possible you now ^.^
Enlightening quote, Posted by animesoup on Jun 9th, 2006, 6:42 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* Token np: Whitney Houston - I Have Nothing [0:27/4:51] 127kbps - 44Khz
<SirViolet> that's prolly what she sez in court ;->
Enlightening quote, Posted by Phase on May 30th, 2006, 7:41 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@jmoschetti45> anyone have a hasmat suit?
<@jmoschetti45> i need to empty the drawer thats got genetic material all over it...
<@hackmiester> dot dot fucking dot
<@jmoschetti45> heh...
<@jmoschetti45> dont ask how it got in there
<@jmoschetti45> but its all over the contents of the drawer
Enlightening quote, Posted by FBI on May 27th, 2006, 10:33 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<zodiac> What do you want to know about it?
<BountyHunter> Where it is located
<zodiac> Hold on
<BountyHunter> Thats it
<BountyHunter> Thanks
<BountyHunter> :)
<zodiac> Why don't you do that? Your suppose to be a hacker
* BountyHunter hugz
<FBI> Rollin on the flood laughing my ass off
<BountyHunter> stfu Before I rape you!
Enlightening quote, Posted by zeke on May 17th, 2006, 4:40 am Score: 0 Vote:
* Xal is now known as Lax
<+Lax> yeah that doesnt go over well
* Alan_gone is now known as Lana
<@Lana> yikes
<@Lana> i turned female
* @Lana plays with his camera phone
<+Xal> don't you mean her
Enlightening quote, Posted by FBI on May 11th, 2006, 10:29 am Score: 2 Vote:
<@FBI> Quote Of The Day: Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed
<@FBI> lol
<Greg> haha
Enlightening quote, Posted by Pimpin8EZ on May 9th, 2006, 2:46 am Score: 2 Vote:
<M`Hael> what's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
<M`Hael> a Chinese prostitute
<Pimpin8EZ> heh
Enlightening quote, Posted by theEd on May 5th, 2006, 10:15 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<zEkE> probably the first to have one as big as mine...
<Odina> LMAO
<zEkE> you know, i just realised like 10 minutes, one of the downsides to hanging out with a larger number of SIRC users than usual
<zEkE> i'm far more likely to be the subject of searchirc quotes, than just posting them
Enlightening quote, Posted by FBI on May 5th, 2006, 12:22 am Score: 1 Vote:
<DsM> um
<DsM> how old are you guys
<FBI> old enough :P
<DsM> for what?
<FBI> to do the right thing
<Sean> wtf kind of answer is that?
<Sean> lmao
<FBI> lol
<FBI> I don't know
<FBI> lol
Enlightening quote, Posted by zeke on Apr 25th, 2006, 2:52 am Score: 0 Vote:
* m (uccn@burned.by.the.sun) has joined #opers
<m> So I have some bad news.
<seekHim> oh?
<m> I just found out I'm the antichrist.
<Tosk|Away> wow
<Tosk|Away> bad news alright
<seekHim> You're kidding, right?
<m> Nope, someone on myspace told me, so it must be true
<seekHim> Rolling On the Floor Laughing
* Tosk|Away DDoS's MySpace
<zEkE2> lol
Enlightening quote, Posted by zeke on Apr 25th, 2006, 1:16 am Score: 1 Vote:
* zEkE2 is now known as Trinity
* Trinity is now known as AgentSmith
* AgentSmith is now known as Cypher
* Cypher is now known as DarthVader
* DarthVader is now known as PrincessLeia
* PrincessLeia is now known as zEkE2
* Dave blinks
<Dave> having genderal fantasy personality disorders?
Enlightening quote, Posted by animesoup on Mar 25th, 2006, 10:38 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* User (~User@00.23.110.228) has joined #deadfrog
<User> hello? Is anyone there?
<@Token> we arent real, we are only computer data
<User> lol hey token
<@Token> so to answer your question, does 'here' even really exist?
<User> hmm
<User> how philosophical
<User> pot?
<@Token> indeed
 
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