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<@Token> well, i had one of the pipes on my car shoot fire when i tried to start it, how fun
<Siren> token, you still messing with a broken car?
<@Token> Siren; i got the thermostat housing back on (yaey)
<@Token> but i broke a pipe in the process... that pipe shot out a flame...
<@Token> so...
<@Token> i need to replace said pipe
<@Token> i had to glue some screw back on.... but it ran..............
<@Token> "decent", for a few seconds... until the pipe burst and the throttle position sensor fell off (i taped it on, since i lost the screws.... looks like i need screws too)
<@Token> why the hell would a car need to transfer fire via a pipe though:\
<@Siren> to kill people?
<@thunderwolf318> yup
<@Siren> or burn up tentworms
<@Token> tentacles :(
<@Siren> or bee hives?
<mrmitchell> if its a firetruck
<@nhjm449> lol
<@Token> food truck
<@Siren> i would totally hijack a food truck
<@Token> so apparently the last song i had on in my car almost a year ago was adam sandler 'at a medium pace'... my dad gets in to start it while i observe whats smoking/on fire.... the first line he hears after the car 'starts' is 'spit on my hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace'...
<@Token> of all the damn songs on that cd -_-
<@Token> the only saving grace was the cd player display said 'adam sandler', so he gathered that it was a comedy song, not some fag anthem
<@Token> it started sucking though... because i said 'just shut it off', referring to the stereo, then the engine started pouring smoke... he was trying to figure out how to turn the stereo off, as i shouted 'shut it off', he thought i meant the stereo :|
<@Token> what a fucked up weekend, i need therapy
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<whitefox> laptop shut itsself down
<ripley> oh
<whitefox> n its plugged in n on..
<whitefox> so its not the battery
<whitefox> hmm apparently it is
<whitefox> oh my mother switched it off!
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<SiDtHeSlOtH07> how can i hide...
<@ifiredmybrain> part
<@ifiredmybrain> ...
<SiDtHeSlOtH07> u want me to leave
<SiDtHeSlOtH07> :(
<@ifiredmybrain> for a sex
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<Chewwie> SUCK
<snow> whats the dell lptp model ? for 400
<Chewwie> ON MY PENIS
* Phatt_One moves back
<snow> lol chew
* Pimpin8EZ wonders why chewwie had to tell us about his personal self sex =P
<snow> lol
<Phatt_One> hes a chatabisionist
<snow> lol
<Chewwie> lol
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| Embarrassing quote, Posted by ed on Apr 25th, 2006, 12:04 am |
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FBI : man i wish i have a girl friend whos sexually active
FBI : :(
FBI : sucks wankin
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<Cheesecycle> ah ok.. so very homosexual plans :P
<TreasureChat> of caprisun with no carparts
<Caprisun> its my moms fault
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<ehart> gonna jump in the shower
<ripley> ok happy humping
<ripley> LOL
<ripley> jumping
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* Danrarbc wants some reindeer sausage
<RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer> :o
* RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer runs
<Danrarbc> ewww, no, I didn't mean it like that!!!
<Santa> lies!
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<Redbluefire> what. the fuck
<Redbluefire> why am i covered with glitter?
<ThPhox> And what is that in your pants?
<Redbluefire> no seriously i am
<Redbluefire> and there IS some in my pants
<Redbluefire> what the fucking hell?
<@Token> thats called a 'penis'
<Redbluefire> what the hell
<Redbluefire> it's ON my penis
<nhjm449_> ...........
<Redbluefire> WHY IS THERE GLITTER ON MY PENIS?!
<Redbluefire> and on my armss...
<Redbluefire> what the fuck?
<ThPhox> ............
<Redbluefire> MY BED IS FILLED WITH GLITTER
<ThPhox> This conversation has turned suddenly very, very akward.
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<Muppet> Or "Trivium - My Hatred" and it turns out to be a gay pron clip of exactly the same bytes as the real song
<phr0z3n> thats how i fell asleep last night
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| Embarrassing quote, Posted by FBI on Nov 7th, 2005, 12:52 pm |
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* @vx1 pets teh Sentinel
<[1]Andy> hi
<[1]Andy> what do u do for a living?
<@vx1> Who wants to know?
<Jwz0r> me
* @SMeK pats teh vx1
*** vx1 changed topic to STOP JEWING UP THE CHANNEL. BITCHES!
<@SMeK> Sentinel runs Sentinel.tcl ?
<[1]Andy> o.0
<@vx1> It is .tcl I stole from sentinel.tcl
<@vx1> and "improved"
<[1]Andy> :P
<[1]Andy> I know what vx1 does for a living
<@SMeK> cool
<@SMeK> vx1 has girls sit on him and he vibrates
<[1]Andy> You work at Mc.Donald all day flipin burgers and below min wage
<[1]Andy> for long hours and diryt conditions
<[1]Andy> is that right?
<@SMeK> no
<@stevoo> look, it's MR FUNNAY
<[1]Andy> I tell ppl future
<@AndroSyn> [1]Andy: what do you do for a living?
<@SMeK> he got a promotion
<[1]Andy> heh
<[1]Andy> i sit here all day lookin at ads
<[1]Andy> and get paid
<@stevoo> [1]Andy: have you got pubic hairs yet?
<[1]Andy> lmaoo
<@stevoo> I seriously doubt it
<[1]Andy> I am gonna record this and put it on sIRC
<[1]Andy> roflmao
<@SMeK> i want picutre to prove it
<[1]Andy> u freak
*** vx1 sets channel #EFnet mode +b *!*Andy@71.141.3.*
*** you were kicked from #EFnet by vx1 (Come back when they drop. Bedwetter.)
#EFnet Cannot send to channel
*** Attempting to re-join
Cannot join channel (+b)
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<Majicman> TenaciousD- What you know about Georgia boye?
<EvilWolf> thats a girl man
<EvilWolf> majicman
* Majicman dies laughing
<TenaciousD> Now I know how George Washington felt at the battle of Pearl Harbor when he lost to Napolean :D
<TenaciousD> Im a guy
<TenaciousD> ..
<EvilWolf> ohh sorry
* Majicman falls offa his chair laughing
<Majicman> Thats classic.
<EvilWolf> I was joking
<Majicman> You feel all hot n stuff not? roflmao
<TenaciousD> Yes I do :D
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* FBI kissies Akoshia
<+FBI> wanna hear a rap?
<+Akoshia> sure
<+FBI> Akoshia whats up with your name
<+FBI> Is your first name really that lame?
<+FBI> You shave your head with a razor,
<+FBI> You kill n00bs with a tazor.
<+FBI> You're so fucking horny,
<+FBI> You couldnt live without your porn-y
<+FBI> Finger your bumhole,
<+FBI> Or maybe just sit ontop a flagpole.
<+Akoshia> gawwdddd lmaooo
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<DEMONPRIME> shit i forgot i was on cam with this chick i was getting to show me her boobs
<DEMONPRIME> and i fucking pick my nose!
<James> lmao
<DEMONPRIME> and shes all "eww ur gross" and blocked me :'(
<James> lmao
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<+TwIsTeD_sOuL> hello
<@v3|0c17y> hi
<@v3|0c17y> take off your panties
<+TwIsTeD_sOuL> hows it going?
<@v3|0c17y> it goes
<+TwIsTeD_sOuL> i'm not wearing any
<@v3|0c17y> show me your boobs :D
<+TwIsTeD_sOuL> i don't have any!
* @v3|0c17y feels a bit gay now
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