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<HIM> if i charge someone 2$ per month haow much it that for the whol year?
<_MATT> 240 x 2
<_MATT> 236*
<_MATT> or someshit..
<_MATT> fuck no lol
<_MATT> umm i was think of days -.-
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<_MATT> mark
<_MATT> 10 months in a year correct?
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| Embarrassing quote, Posted by Asp on Sep 13th, 2006, 11:33 am |
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<jonbryant> Thats why i was a bit limpy but didn't want to admit it!
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| Embarrassing quote, Posted by Asp on Sep 13th, 2006, 11:33 am |
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<kittn> gimme a bellow if i need to make it sticky
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<Shindou> but xine-ui sucks :)
<Shindou> (sucks in a good way?)
<Shindou> (trying not to offend any potential people working on it... i think im failing)
<Flameeyes> oh don't be afraid
<Shindou> well, there might be a xine dev in here :(
<hydrogen> flameeyes is the xine dev in here :)
<Shindou> oh crap
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<DownTime> Im not drunk at atll
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<@Token> well, i had one of the pipes on my car shoot fire when i tried to start it, how fun
<Siren> token, you still messing with a broken car?
<@Token> Siren; i got the thermostat housing back on (yaey)
<@Token> but i broke a pipe in the process... that pipe shot out a flame...
<@Token> so...
<@Token> i need to replace said pipe
<@Token> i had to glue some screw back on.... but it ran..............
<@Token> "decent", for a few seconds... until the pipe burst and the throttle position sensor fell off (i taped it on, since i lost the screws.... looks like i need screws too)
<@Token> why the hell would a car need to transfer fire via a pipe though:\
<@Siren> to kill people?
<@thunderwolf318> yup
<@Siren> or burn up tentworms
<@Token> tentacles :(
<@Siren> or bee hives?
<mrmitchell> if its a firetruck
<@nhjm449> lol
<@Token> food truck
<@Siren> i would totally hijack a food truck
<@Token> so apparently the last song i had on in my car almost a year ago was adam sandler 'at a medium pace'... my dad gets in to start it while i observe whats smoking/on fire.... the first line he hears after the car 'starts' is 'spit on my hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace'...
<@Token> of all the damn songs on that cd -_-
<@Token> the only saving grace was the cd player display said 'adam sandler', so he gathered that it was a comedy song, not some fag anthem
<@Token> it started sucking though... because i said 'just shut it off', referring to the stereo, then the engine started pouring smoke... he was trying to figure out how to turn the stereo off, as i shouted 'shut it off', he thought i meant the stereo :|
<@Token> what a fucked up weekend, i need therapy
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<whitefox> laptop shut itsself down
<ripley> oh
<whitefox> n its plugged in n on..
<whitefox> so its not the battery
<whitefox> hmm apparently it is
<whitefox> oh my mother switched it off!
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<SiDtHeSlOtH07> how can i hide...
<@ifiredmybrain> part
<@ifiredmybrain> ...
<SiDtHeSlOtH07> u want me to leave
<SiDtHeSlOtH07> :(
<@ifiredmybrain> for a sex
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<Chewwie> SUCK
<snow> whats the dell lptp model ? for 400
<Chewwie> ON MY PENIS
* Phatt_One moves back
<snow> lol chew
* Pimpin8EZ wonders why chewwie had to tell us about his personal self sex =P
<snow> lol
<Phatt_One> hes a chatabisionist
<snow> lol
<Chewwie> lol
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| Embarrassing quote, Posted by ed on Apr 25th, 2006, 12:04 am |
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FBI : man i wish i have a girl friend whos sexually active
FBI : :(
FBI : sucks wankin
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<Cheesecycle> ah ok.. so very homosexual plans :P
<TreasureChat> of caprisun with no carparts
<Caprisun> its my moms fault
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<ehart> gonna jump in the shower
<ripley> ok happy humping
<ripley> LOL
<ripley> jumping
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* Danrarbc wants some reindeer sausage
<RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer> :o
* RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer runs
<Danrarbc> ewww, no, I didn't mean it like that!!!
<Santa> lies!
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<Redbluefire> what. the fuck
<Redbluefire> why am i covered with glitter?
<ThPhox> And what is that in your pants?
<Redbluefire> no seriously i am
<Redbluefire> and there IS some in my pants
<Redbluefire> what the fucking hell?
<@Token> thats called a 'penis'
<Redbluefire> what the hell
<Redbluefire> it's ON my penis
<nhjm449_> ...........
<Redbluefire> WHY IS THERE GLITTER ON MY PENIS?!
<Redbluefire> and on my armss...
<Redbluefire> what the fuck?
<ThPhox> ............
<Redbluefire> MY BED IS FILLED WITH GLITTER
<ThPhox> This conversation has turned suddenly very, very akward.
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