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Bots quote, Posted by bigburd88 on Jun 14th, 2005, 8:11 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<Nephi> Why so LOUD Kumba? Keep it down! (Please don't yell again.)
* Kumba gets a bullhorn and screams at nephi through it
Bots quote, Posted by Tom7141 on May 29th, 2005, 4:53 pm Score: 1 Vote:
(21:43.53) <Anna> Can you speak any foreign languages?
(21:43.56) <Thomas> no
(21:43.57) <Anna> You must be American.
Bots quote, Posted by PingBad on Mar 29th, 2005, 12:33 am Score: -1 Vote:
[~PingBad] imma go to [another net], feel free to lurk, play with thor and the other bots, w/e
[&Thor] play with me!!!!
[~^x24^] That sounded wrong on a few levels
[~^x24^] Laughing out loud
[~PingBad] indeed
[~PingBad] dont worry, i play with Thor all the time
[~PingBad] something about raw code excites meh :/
[~PingBad] altho using /os raw :Thor makes me feel like i have my hand up his àrsê

PS: Thor is a BotServ bot
Bots quote, Posted by JohnB on Mar 6th, 2005, 4:53 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<theEd> anyways, time for me to go to work
<@JohnB> on a sunday?
<@JohnB> or is it monday there
<theEd> monday
<@Emily> theEd, the worst day of the week...having to work with hangover, start of 5 days of strain...
Bots quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Feb 19th, 2005, 3:08 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<OperServ> no matter what v3|0c17y does to my conf :( my global is still broken :'(
<&DavE> lol
<OperServ> v3|0c17y needs to spend more time looking for real life bitches less time infront of the keybored
<OperServ> v3|0c17y hasnt been laid in 3 years
<~v3|0c17y> ;o
<~v3|0c17y> operserv!
<~v3|0c17y> thats personal!
<~v3|0c17y> shut up!
Bots quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Feb 18th, 2005, 1:14 pm Score: 2 Vote:
* ~v3|0c17y s3x0r35 OperServ
<~OperServ> oh yeah v3|0c17y lick my block of service.conf
<~OperServ> i think v3|0c17y is hot when hes writting a new conf file
Bots quote, Posted by animesoup on Feb 9th, 2005, 8:19 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* Phase kicks bot
* Emily chews on Phase's arm
Bots quote, Posted by ste on Feb 9th, 2005, 5:30 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Ste> Windows sux
<Ste> linux
<Emily> (Ste) "Linux; because a PC is a terrible thing to waste." All the linux you'll ever need is at sunsite.unc.edu
<William> WHATTT
<William> WINDOWS IS AWESOME!!!!!!
<Emily> William Please, conserve your exclamation points. There are children in China with no emphasis.
Bots quote, Posted by JohnB on Feb 9th, 2005, 12:55 pm Score: -1 Vote:
* coolrama (irc@irc.searchirc.org) has joined #SearchIRC
<coolrama> leave
<@Emily> ha .. why don't YOU take a hike, coolrama? :P
* coolrama (irc@irc.searchirc.org) has left #SearchIRC
Bots quote, Posted by animesoup on Feb 9th, 2005, 6:42 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Token> i used to own 206-339-fuck..
* Emily sets ban on *!*irc@h67.67.140.67.ip.alltel.net
* You have been kicked from #SearchIRC by Emily (get out!)
* Now talking on #SearchIRC
* Topic for #SearchIRC is: SearchIRC Help. Assistance is usually available from 10 -10 EST, Mon - Fri. To get in the waiting list, type "addme" in the chan.
* Topic for #SearchIRC set by Emily at Tue Feb 8 20:48:14 2005
<kyelewis> ..
<kyelewis> that wasn't a very effective ban
<Token> rofl
<kyelewis> i'm sure Emily forgives you
* Emily removes ban on *!*irc@h67.67.140.67.ip.alltel.net
<Token> thanks
<Emily> no prob Token!
Bots quote, Posted by theEd on Feb 2nd, 2005, 3:21 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Steve|Elsewhere> TheLight, censored?
<TheLight> Steve|Elsewhere: You <censored> dicks.
* SpArKy sets mode: +b *!*TheLight@*.i-al.cjb.net
* TheLight was kicked by SpArKy (SpArKy)
<SpArKy> you are banned from the channel, offensive language is NOT tolerated here!
* TheLight has joined #lobby
* PowerBOT sets mode: +v TheLight
<Ellah> yes
* PowerZONE sets mode: -b *!*TheLight@*.i-al.cjb.net
* Steve|Elsewhere laughs at zEkE's bot yet again

TheLight, SpArKy, PowerBOT and PowerZONE are all bots.
Bots quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Jan 28th, 2005, 7:52 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<v3|0c17y> PowerZONE: tell me a joke
<@PowerZONE> v3|0c17y: Knock knock.
<v3|0c17y> PowerZONE: whos there?
<@PowerZONE> v3|0c17y: Playing sports is for kids whos parents are obsessed with sports.
<v3|0c17y> PowerZONE: finish the knock knock joke
<@PowerZONE> v3|0c17y: Knock knock!
<v3|0c17y> PowerZONE: whos there?
<@PowerZONE> v3|0c17y: Water.
<v3|0c17y> PowerZONE: water who?
<@PowerZONE> v3|0c17y: Water you doing right now? :)
Bots quote, Posted by Spirit_Of_Purity on Jan 27th, 2005, 9:55 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<BillGates> All your base are belong to us!
<Tux> No! us!
<Daemon> pffft n00bs
Bots quote, Posted by Spirit_Of_Purity on Jan 22nd, 2005, 10:06 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@PowerZONE> v3|0c17y: Politics is like sex without love, played out by intellectual paraplegics in an hallucination nicknamed "democracy".
Bots quote, Posted by Spirit_Of_Purity on Jan 21st, 2005, 11:09 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<@NeoStats> v3|0c17y used UNLOAD
<@NeoStats> Unloading Module secureserv
-irc.RessurectIRC.com- *** Global -- from stats.ressurectirc.com: secureserv Module Unloaded
<@NeoStats> v3|0c17y Unloaded Module secureserv
<@NeoStats> v3|0c17y used LOAD
* SecureServ (TS@stats.ressurectirc.com) has joined #opers
* stats.ressurectirc.com sets mode: +o SecureServ
<@SecureServ> 10 Trojans Patterns loaded
<@SecureServ> Monitoring #Ressurect with [resurrect]secure| for Viruses by request of SecureServ
-NeoStats- Module SecureServ Loaded, Description: A Trojan Scanning Bot
-irc.RessurectIRC.com- *** Global -- from stats.ressurectirc.com: SecureServ Module Loaded
<@NeoStats> v3|0c17y Loaded Module secureserv
* @SecureServ (TS@stats.ressurectirc.com) Quit (Killed (OperServ (Session limit exceeded))
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