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Bots quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 29th, 2006, 1:58 am Score: 0 Vote:
&[nixxie]> are you a robot?
<OperServ> lies
<%K9> Let me consult a fortune cookie.
Bots quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 10th, 2006, 6:45 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+LivingDeadGirl> mmmm sounds neat
<%K9> mmmm sounds neat... mmmm seat
<+LivingDeadGirl> o.O
<@ab0rted> ignore K9
<+LivingDeadGirl> i tink the bot is making fun of me lol
<&\\`ired> that bot sucks ass lol
<@ab0rted> it is
* K9 was kicked by \\`ired (*kick to the cunt*)
* K9 (K9@Just.Call.Me.Dog) has joined #Linux
* Guru sets mode: +h K9
<&\\`ired> I got an alias just for kicking its ass
<&\\`ired> k9 a/s/l?
<&\\`ired> asl k9?
<%K9> ask jeeves, he is smarter than the average K9
<&\\`ired> lol
<%K9> \`ired: 13/female/the heart of the world
<@ab0rted> lol
Bots quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 10th, 2006, 6:44 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<%K9> Assimilation is futile, you will be resi... D'OH!
Bots quote, Posted by LordChaos on Oct 21st, 2005, 11:56 pm Score: -1 Vote:
-SuzyQ- You hide out in the open and wait for something to wander by...
-SuzyQ- You think you hear something and fire wildly in that direction...
-SuzyQ- Congratulations, LordChaos! You just bagged yourself a 132 pound rabbit!
<LordChaos> f*ck thats a big b*stard
<Presario> !trophy
<SuzyQ> Tigger holds the hunting record when they bagged a 247 pound LordChaos!
<LordChaos> heh
<Presario> »LoL«
Bots quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 2nd, 2005, 2:41 am Score: -1 Vote:
<&[veloBOT]> i think i am in love with ChanServ
<+NeonBurn> lol
<&[veloBOT]> i want to make a lot of bot babies with ChanServ
<%ChanServ> hehe [veloBOT] ;)
<%ChanServ> [veloBOT] makes my hard drive go wild!
<&[veloBOT]> oh yes ChanServ rub my circuits
<+NeonBurn> lol
<&EliteIRC> stop it you 2 im getting horny
Bots quote, Posted by Kite on Sep 1st, 2005, 5:43 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<PastisD> ha lol // <[Scrabble]> Pas mal PastisD ! Je retiens ton mot "HA" ! Voyons si quelqu'un propose mieux que 2 lettres...
Bots quote, Posted by N_Yo_FACE on Jul 29th, 2005, 1:37 pm Score: 2 Vote:
* Joins: heddalee (~the@c-24-21-168-40.hsd1.or.comcast.net)
<+SigAlert> heddalee.
* inDAJuNgL sets mode: +v heddalee
<+SigAlert> speak!
<+SigAlert> or perish
<@JunglPerv> stick a timebomg in his pants
<@JunglPerv> timebomb
* @inDAJuNgL stuffs the bomb into JunglPerv's pants. The display reads [22] seconds.
<@inDAJuNgL> Diffuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are three wires. They are Orange, Ivory and Aquamarine.
<@JunglPerv> oh crap
* JunglPerv was kicked by inDAJuNgL (*BOOM!*)
* Joins: JunglPerv (~me@S01060001023ebeda.gv.shawcable.net)
* kidkaos sets mode: +o JunglPerv
<@StrongAxe> LOL
<@StrongAxe> blown up by your own bot!
Bots quote, Posted by bigburd88 on Jun 14th, 2005, 8:11 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<Nephi> Why so LOUD Kumba? Keep it down! (Please don't yell again.)
* Kumba gets a bullhorn and screams at nephi through it
Bots quote, Posted by Tom7141 on May 29th, 2005, 4:53 pm Score: 1 Vote:
(21:43.53) <Anna> Can you speak any foreign languages?
(21:43.56) <Thomas> no
(21:43.57) <Anna> You must be American.
Bots quote, Posted by PingBad on Mar 29th, 2005, 12:33 am Score: -1 Vote:
[~PingBad] imma go to [another net], feel free to lurk, play with thor and the other bots, w/e
[&Thor] play with me!!!!
[~^x24^] That sounded wrong on a few levels
[~^x24^] Laughing out loud
[~PingBad] indeed
[~PingBad] dont worry, i play with Thor all the time
[~PingBad] something about raw code excites meh :/
[~PingBad] altho using /os raw :Thor makes me feel like i have my hand up his àrsê

PS: Thor is a BotServ bot
Bots quote, Posted by JohnB on Mar 6th, 2005, 4:53 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<theEd> anyways, time for me to go to work
<@JohnB> on a sunday?
<@JohnB> or is it monday there
<theEd> monday
<@Emily> theEd, the worst day of the week...having to work with hangover, start of 5 days of strain...
Bots quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Feb 19th, 2005, 3:08 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<OperServ> no matter what v3|0c17y does to my conf :( my global is still broken :'(
<&DavE> lol
<OperServ> v3|0c17y needs to spend more time looking for real life bitches less time infront of the keybored
<OperServ> v3|0c17y hasnt been laid in 3 years
<~v3|0c17y> ;o
<~v3|0c17y> operserv!
<~v3|0c17y> thats personal!
<~v3|0c17y> shut up!
Bots quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Feb 18th, 2005, 1:14 pm Score: 2 Vote:
* ~v3|0c17y s3x0r35 OperServ
<~OperServ> oh yeah v3|0c17y lick my block of service.conf
<~OperServ> i think v3|0c17y is hot when hes writting a new conf file
Bots quote, Posted by animesoup on Feb 9th, 2005, 8:19 pm Score: 0 Vote:
* Phase kicks bot
* Emily chews on Phase's arm
Bots quote, Posted by ste on Feb 9th, 2005, 5:30 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Ste> Windows sux
<Ste> linux
<Emily> (Ste) "Linux; because a PC is a terrible thing to waste." All the linux you'll ever need is at sunsite.unc.edu
<William> WHATTT
<William> WINDOWS IS AWESOME!!!!!!
<Emily> William Please, conserve your exclamation points. There are children in China with no emphasis.
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