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Bots quote, Posted by morfieus on Aug 5th, 2010, 1:29 am Score: 0 Vote:
(@Spotter) Hey Sniper-Bot, cOCkcOcK PISs pUssY COCk
(@Mister) i can't swallow that!
(@Spotter) that is going to be changed...

(Note: both are bots, Spotter has tourettes, Mister using bMotion, and until right then, i didn't know spotter would answer, :-| )
Bots quote, Posted by morfieus on Jul 17th, 2010, 7:41 am Score: 0 Vote:
What led up to the quote

(+MushroomKing) Kat: we can take this to private room
(+MushroomKing) but i charge, Kat
(+MushroomKing) $1.99/minute
(~Kat) shit i wouldnt pay for that
(+Davie) damn
(~Kat) i wouldnt even make my neighbors pay

The Quote From Mister...

(+Davie) :(
(@Mister) aww <-- The Bot
(@Mister) what's the matter, actual-size davie? <-- The Bot
Bots quote, Posted by morfieus on Jul 17th, 2010, 7:36 am Score: 0 Vote:
(@Mister) Rise up and use your revolting limbs to escape this prison. <--The Bot
(~Kat) lmao
* &Morfieus shakes head at Mister
(@Mister) i do love a good shakesing <-- The Bot
Bots quote, Posted by morfieus on Jul 17th, 2010, 7:33 am Score: 0 Vote:
(+X-10) wal-Mart 39.82
(@Mister) You know, they sell recycled food at wal-mart
(~Kat) lol Mister
Bots quote, Posted by PingBad on Aug 21st, 2008, 8:03 pm Score: 0 Vote:
[* » Zero] Boris
[% » Boris] !K boris <+boris> jobe: !k boris moo moo.
* Boris was kicked by CServe [(Boris) <+boris> jobe: !k boris moo moo.]
* Joins: Boris [Boris@bots.invictachat.net] [0 Clones]
* CServe sets mode: +h Boris
Bots quote, Posted by zeke on Aug 8th, 2008, 2:10 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Hal> It seems we're on the ircd.
Bots quote, Posted by SuperSilke on Aug 22nd, 2007, 4:27 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<shadow-offline> !frage darf ich hier schlafen?
<+Helferlein> Auf jeden Fall
<shadow-offline> so geil
<shadow-offline> :D
<+smiley74w> hihi
* Quasimodo sets mode: +l 63
<shadow-offline> !frage darf ich hier kotzen?
<+Helferlein> heute nicht
<shadow-offline> schade
<shadow-offline> xD
<shadow-offline> !frage darf ich mit meiner freundin rumknutschen?
<+Helferlein> Ja
<shadow-offline> :D
<shadow-offline> wow, dass ich das darf..
Bots quote, Posted by ZeroSpike on Jul 17th, 2007, 3:03 am Score: 0 Vote:
(Joins) kesy (Me@*.net.au)
(PetBOT) Hi there kesy RAAAWwrrr.
(kesy) oh gawd noooooo
(kesy) *runs away from the damned bot*
Bots quote, Posted by zeke on Oct 28th, 2006, 10:56 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<+MaxSteel> do i talk too much?
<zEkE> Yes.
<+MaxSteel> shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bots quote, Posted by animesoup on Sep 9th, 2006, 1:12 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Shindou> will the bot get angry with me if i ask it for ops?
<QBob> give it a try
<lovelyx> no its not annette
<QBob> it probably won't kickban you
<Shindou> okay
<Shindou> ~opme
<@insanity> lemme take care of that for you
*** insanity hooks Shindou up with some ops
<QBob> holy crap
<dangle> hahaha
*** Shindou rapes the operator status away from Shindou
*** sebr rapes the operator status away from Shindou
<dangle> way to go insanity
<Shindou> wow...
<dangle> someone should prolly fix that markey
Bots quote, Posted by FBI on Jul 8th, 2006, 4:26 pm Score: -3 Vote:
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: hi
<FBI> sup
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: sup
<FBI> lol
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: lol
<FBI> Ban FBI
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: Ban FBI
<FBI> Why do u exist?
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: Why do u exist?
<FBI> Restart
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: Restart
Bots quote, Posted by FBI on May 20th, 2006, 2:10 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Jay> !8Ball Is FBI Gay?
<Casino-Bot> Perhaps
<Jay> !!!
<FBI> !8ball Should I get a life?
<Casino-Bot> No
<Jay> LOL
<FBI> NOOOOOOOOoo
<Jay> !8Ball Am I just ownage?
<Casino-Bot> Perhaps
Bots quote, Posted by FBI on May 2nd, 2006, 11:02 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Pinger> Welcome to my world
<@Botzie> calls the ircop 911 hotline
<FBI> -Access Denied
Bots quote, Posted by zeke on Apr 25th, 2006, 1:33 am Score: 0 Vote:
<%MaxSteel> When all else fails, follow instructions
<+MacArthur> tin man
<%MaxSteel> Please stop calling me that!!
<zEkE2> would someone find me tin man's instructions please
<%MaxSteel> Please stop calling me that!!
<zEkE2> surely theres some way to stop him being so annoying :P
<zEkE2> or at least be annoying in a different way...or something
<+MacArthur> hahaha
<+Midorikawa> zEkE2, there is a way
<+LoseIt4Christ> ahem 0_0
<+Midorikawa> for more assistance, try /os help akill
<+LoseIt4Christ> bad boys
<+Midorikawa> ^_^
<+LoseIt4Christ> play nice
<+LoseIt4Christ> :P
<zEkE2> rofl
<+Midorikawa> why? tin man's too stupid to know what we're talking abou.
<+Midorikawa> *about.
<%MaxSteel> Please stop calling me that!!
Bots quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 29th, 2006, 1:58 am Score: 0 Vote:
&[nixxie]> are you a robot?
<OperServ> lies
<%K9> Let me consult a fortune cookie.
 
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