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Bots quote, Posted by SuperSilke on Aug 22nd, 2007, 4:27 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<shadow-offline> !frage darf ich hier schlafen?
<+Helferlein> Auf jeden Fall
<shadow-offline> so geil
<shadow-offline> :D
<+smiley74w> hihi
* Quasimodo sets mode: +l 63
<shadow-offline> !frage darf ich hier kotzen?
<+Helferlein> heute nicht
<shadow-offline> schade
<shadow-offline> xD
<shadow-offline> !frage darf ich mit meiner freundin rumknutschen?
<+Helferlein> Ja
<shadow-offline> :D
<shadow-offline> wow, dass ich das darf..
Bots quote, Posted by ZeroSpike on Jul 17th, 2007, 3:03 am Score: 0 Vote:
(Joins) kesy (Me@*.net.au)
(PetBOT) Hi there kesy RAAAWwrrr.
(kesy) oh gawd noooooo
(kesy) *runs away from the damned bot*
Bots quote, Posted by zeke on Oct 28th, 2006, 10:56 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+MaxSteel> do i talk too much?
<zEkE> Yes.
<+MaxSteel> shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bots quote, Posted by animesoup on Sep 9th, 2006, 1:12 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Shindou> will the bot get angry with me if i ask it for ops?
<QBob> give it a try
<lovelyx> no its not annette
<QBob> it probably won't kickban you
<Shindou> okay
<Shindou> ~opme
<@insanity> lemme take care of that for you
*** insanity hooks Shindou up with some ops
<QBob> holy crap
<dangle> hahaha
*** Shindou rapes the operator status away from Shindou
*** sebr rapes the operator status away from Shindou
<dangle> way to go insanity
<Shindou> wow...
<dangle> someone should prolly fix that markey
Bots quote, Posted by FBI on Jul 8th, 2006, 4:26 pm Score: -3 Vote:
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: hi
<FBI> sup
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: sup
<FBI> lol
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: lol
<FBI> Ban FBI
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: Ban FBI
<FBI> Why do u exist?
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: Why do u exist?
<FBI> Restart
<SecureServ> Syntax error: unknown command: Restart
Bots quote, Posted by FBI on May 20th, 2006, 2:10 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Jay> !8Ball Is FBI Gay?
<Casino-Bot> Perhaps
<Jay> !!!
<FBI> !8ball Should I get a life?
<Casino-Bot> No
<Jay> LOL
<FBI> NOOOOOOOOoo
<Jay> !8Ball Am I just ownage?
<Casino-Bot> Perhaps
Bots quote, Posted by FBI on May 2nd, 2006, 11:02 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Pinger> Welcome to my world
<@Botzie> calls the ircop 911 hotline
<FBI> -Access Denied
Bots quote, Posted by zeke on Apr 25th, 2006, 1:33 am Score: 0 Vote:
<%MaxSteel> When all else fails, follow instructions
<+MacArthur> tin man
<%MaxSteel> Please stop calling me that!!
<zEkE2> would someone find me tin man's instructions please
<%MaxSteel> Please stop calling me that!!
<zEkE2> surely theres some way to stop him being so annoying :P
<zEkE2> or at least be annoying in a different way...or something
<+MacArthur> hahaha
<+Midorikawa> zEkE2, there is a way
<+LoseIt4Christ> ahem 0_0
<+Midorikawa> for more assistance, try /os help akill
<+LoseIt4Christ> bad boys
<+Midorikawa> ^_^
<+LoseIt4Christ> play nice
<+LoseIt4Christ> :P
<zEkE2> rofl
<+Midorikawa> why? tin man's too stupid to know what we're talking abou.
<+Midorikawa> *about.
<%MaxSteel> Please stop calling me that!!
Bots quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 29th, 2006, 1:58 am Score: 0 Vote:
&[nixxie]> are you a robot?
<OperServ> lies
<%K9> Let me consult a fortune cookie.
Bots quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 10th, 2006, 6:45 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<+LivingDeadGirl> mmmm sounds neat
<%K9> mmmm sounds neat... mmmm seat
<+LivingDeadGirl> o.O
<@ab0rted> ignore K9
<+LivingDeadGirl> i tink the bot is making fun of me lol
<&\\`ired> that bot sucks ass lol
<@ab0rted> it is
* K9 was kicked by \\`ired (*kick to the cunt*)
* K9 (K9@Just.Call.Me.Dog) has joined #Linux
* Guru sets mode: +h K9
<&\\`ired> I got an alias just for kicking its ass
<&\\`ired> k9 a/s/l?
<&\\`ired> asl k9?
<%K9> ask jeeves, he is smarter than the average K9
<&\\`ired> lol
<%K9> \`ired: 13/female/the heart of the world
<@ab0rted> lol
Bots quote, Posted by ab0rted on Mar 10th, 2006, 6:44 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<%K9> Assimilation is futile, you will be resi... D'OH!
Bots quote, Posted by LordChaos on Oct 21st, 2005, 11:56 pm Score: -1 Vote:
-SuzyQ- You hide out in the open and wait for something to wander by...
-SuzyQ- You think you hear something and fire wildly in that direction...
-SuzyQ- Congratulations, LordChaos! You just bagged yourself a 132 pound rabbit!
<LordChaos> f*ck thats a big b*stard
<Presario> !trophy
<SuzyQ> Tigger holds the hunting record when they bagged a 247 pound LordChaos!
<LordChaos> heh
<Presario> »LoL«
Bots quote, Posted by v3|0c17y on Sep 2nd, 2005, 2:41 am Score: -1 Vote:
<&[veloBOT]> i think i am in love with ChanServ
<+NeonBurn> lol
<&[veloBOT]> i want to make a lot of bot babies with ChanServ
<%ChanServ> hehe [veloBOT] ;)
<%ChanServ> [veloBOT] makes my hard drive go wild!
<&[veloBOT]> oh yes ChanServ rub my circuits
<+NeonBurn> lol
<&EliteIRC> stop it you 2 im getting horny
Bots quote, Posted by Kite on Sep 1st, 2005, 5:43 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<PastisD> ha lol // <[Scrabble]> Pas mal PastisD ! Je retiens ton mot "HA" ! Voyons si quelqu'un propose mieux que 2 lettres...
Bots quote, Posted by N_Yo_FACE on Jul 29th, 2005, 1:37 pm Score: 2 Vote:
* Joins: heddalee (~the@c-24-21-168-40.hsd1.or.comcast.net)
<+SigAlert> heddalee.
* inDAJuNgL sets mode: +v heddalee
<+SigAlert> speak!
<+SigAlert> or perish
<@JunglPerv> stick a timebomg in his pants
<@JunglPerv> timebomb
* @inDAJuNgL stuffs the bomb into JunglPerv's pants. The display reads [22] seconds.
<@inDAJuNgL> Diffuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are three wires. They are Orange, Ivory and Aquamarine.
<@JunglPerv> oh crap
* JunglPerv was kicked by inDAJuNgL (*BOOM!*)
* Joins: JunglPerv (~me@S01060001023ebeda.gv.shawcable.net)
* kidkaos sets mode: +o JunglPerv
<@StrongAxe> LOL
<@StrongAxe> blown up by your own bot!
 
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