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| Funny quote, Posted by SmokeyNet on Nov 7th, 2011, 2:36 am |
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Just don't nibble at life's opportunity, take a megabyte.
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| Funny quote, Posted by VisioN on Nov 6th, 2011, 8:23 pm |
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<dax> well, you aren't pulling a shawn
<dax> if you were, I'd have yanked on your leash quicker than you can yelp
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 2nd, 2011, 9:00 pm |
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{ dax } lol, I'm too brave for my own good
{ dax } if there's one thing I'm strict on around here, it's people wearing hi-vis jackets in areas where the forklift operates
{ dax } just before leaving for me lunch break, I noticed the director and one of his visitors taking a tour of the warehouse area
{ dax } the visitor was wearing a hi-vis, the boss was not
{ dax } so how did I remind him? left a hi-vis jacket on his laptop (which is still on his desk muaaah)
{ Lou } lol
{ dax } after the warehouse tour, he came back up to the office to continue the meeting with visiting peoples and spotted the well-placed hi-vis on his desk
{ dax } covering the laptop
{ dax } he just left for a business lunch with other clients
{ dax } had the world's largest smirk on his face as he passed my desk
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 2nd, 2011, 8:38 pm |
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{ ~ | Artemis } i srsly have a bruise
{ ~ | Artemis } on my ass.
{ dax } don't bend over in front of john then
{ dax } geez, I thought you would have learnt after the first time!
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 2nd, 2011, 7:08 pm |
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{ @ | Werewolf } Joining ends.
{ @ | Werewolf } Villagers, you have 90 seconds to discuss suspicions, or cast accusations, after which time a lynch vote will be called.
{ + | Nightstalker } *sighs*
{ @ | Werewolf } Villagers, you now have 30 seconds to vote for the person you would like to see lynched! Type '/msg Werewolf vote <player>' to cast your vote. Votes are non retractable!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_2 has voted for WBot_1!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_3 has voted for WBot_4!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_4 has voted for WBot_3!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_1 has voted for WBot_4!
{ @ | Werewolf } Nightstalker has voted for Wbot_4!
{ @ | Werewolf } Tallying Votes...
* Werewolf sets mode: -v WBot_4
* Werewolf sets mode: -vvvv Nightstalker WBot_3 WBot_2 WBot_1
* Werewolf sets mode: -mN
{ @ | Werewolf } After coming to a decision, WBot_4 is quickly dragged from the crowd, and dragged to the hanging tree. WBot_4 is strung up, and the block kicked from beneath their feet. There is a yelp of pain, but WBot_4's neck doesn't snap, and fur begins to sprout from their body. A gunshot rings out, as a villager puts a silver bullet in the beast's head...
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_4, the Werewolf, is lynched!
{ @ | Werewolf } With the beasts slain, the villagers cheer! Their peaceful village is once again free from the scourge of the Werewolf!
{ @ | Werewolf } Congratulations, Villagers! You win!
{ dax } quickest...game...ever
{ Nightstalker } lol
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 31st, 2011, 7:07 pm |
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* PingBad petahertz mage of baldness
{ black_mage } who is this mage of baldness ?
{ black_mage } if there is another mage around here there is going to be trouble...
{ PingBad } a mage with no hair masquerading under the alias "black_mage" hehe
{ black_mage } so there is somebody else called black_mage here ?
{ PingBad } apparently
{ PingBad } shall I kill this dupe?
{ black_mage } yes
* Quits: black_mage [quassel@DevHat-462A05E6.range81-159.btcentralplus.com] [Killed [PingBad [{ PingBad } shall I kill this dupe? { black_mage } yes]]]
* Joins: black_mage [quassel@DevHat-462A05E6.range81-159.btcentralplus.com] [0 Clones]
{ PingBad } well, he literally asked for that
{ black_mage } you great kiwi goon
{ black_mage } you killed me by mistake
{ PingBad } but I got the mage of baldness too
{ black_mage } cool
{ black_mage } BRB
{ PingBad } cya baldy
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Talking via skype and IRC at the same time...
{ + | dax } heh, D3M0N just mewed like the pussy he is :P
{ + | dax } and now he's an admitting pussy
{ + | dax } personally, I'd rather be a cunt ;)
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{ ~ | [D3M0N] } my script failed :/
{ + | dax } you say it like that's the only thing that failed :P
{ ~ | [D3M0N] } fuck u too then, lol
{ + | dax } not likely
{ + | dax } I got standards and you'll never meet them
{ ~ | D3M0N/jchat } lol
{ + | xReality } lol
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| Stupid quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 20th, 2011, 3:50 am |
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{ Buffalo } !up
* Fappy sets mode: +o Buffalo
{ @ | dax } !up
{ @ | dax } !u
{ @ | dax } !u
{ @ | dax } !u
{ @ | dax } !u
{ @ | dax } !up
{ @ | dax } !up
{ @ | dax } !up
{ @ | dax } hrm, somewhat unsober at the moment
{ & | MaLiCiOuS } rofl
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Oct 20th, 2011, 2:11 am |
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[00:21] * ~D3M0N is getting pissed off, FTP isnt fucking working
[00:22] <+bunzzi> it's whining day!!
[00:23] <+bunzzi> FTP is kind of insecure though
[00:23] <+bunzzi> if you're using a unix server and it accepts SSH, try SFTP
[00:23] <~D3M0N> well, sftp isnt working either, lol
[00:23] <+bunzzi> oh
[00:24] <+bunzzi> i think we needto reboot the internet, that oughta fix it
[00:30] <@tabb> lol
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[00:39] <+bunzzi> it was just a suggestion, you didn't have to try...
[00:39] <+bunzzi> :p
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[00:42] [S VERSION]
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[00:54] <MaLiCiOuS> [---D3M0N---]/jchat you lurking?
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[01:03] <~D3M0N> MaLiCiOuS
[01:03] <~D3M0N> i am
[01:03] <~D3M0N> and bunzzi
[01:03] <~D3M0N> [00:39] <+bunzzi> it was just a suggestion, you didn't have to try...
[01:03] <~D3M0N> [00:39] <+bunzzi> :p
[01:03] <~D3M0N> i fucked it up and only rebooted half of it :/
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Oct 19th, 2011, 3:18 am |
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[03:12] * D3M0N wants cake!
[03:12] * dax\cake is now known as D3M0N\cake
[03:13] <D3M0N\cake> muaaah
[03:13] <D3M0N> wtf is with everyone changing their name to /cake
[03:13] <D3M0N> ah
[03:13] <D3M0N> i see
[03:13] <D3M0N\cake> because we can
[03:13] <D3M0N> cake is the net name :P
[03:13] <D3M0N> got it lol
[03:13] <@Andz> wtf do you have 2 nicks
[03:13] * D3M0N\cake is now known as D3M0N\SearchIRC
[03:13] <@Andz> attention whore
[03:13] <D3M0N> i dont
[03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> yep
[03:13] <D3M0N> <--- real me
[03:13] <D3M0N> the other is dax
[03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> <--- real me too
[03:13] <D3M0N> fuck off dax
[03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> the other one is dax
[03:13] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> no, dax, nice try
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> you fuck off
[03:14] <D3M0N> tut
[03:14] <D3M0N> u twat
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> tut tut
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> u cunt
[03:14] <%DgnS> lol
[03:14] <D3M0N> well, if im dax, i quit searchirc!
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> go ahead
[03:14] <@Andz> oh the crazy people im so glad i got up early
[03:14] <D3M0N> lol
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> uve been mod too long
[03:14] <D3M0N\SearchIRC> time for dis bitch 2 take ova
[03:14] * D3M0N\SearchIRC is now known as dax
[03:14] <dax> hehe
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 17th, 2011, 7:19 am |
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{ @ | Viper } quit whinging :p
{ dax } dude, if I was whinging, I'd be quickly pointing out the fact that CBX - for some perverse reason - has allowed you to live this long
* @CBX-PoweredDown stabs dax.
{ @ | Viper } lmao
{ dax } :(
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 16th, 2011, 5:01 am |
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* dax filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as bully
* bully dunks tunicwriter's head in a toilet and flushes it
* @tunicwriter grabs the shotgun and blows the bully's face off :|
* LK- filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Officer
{ @ | Officer } Sir, you're under arrest.
{ @ | Officer } Now get in there and let me spank you.
* bully filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as General-Specific
* absolution has morphed into cellmate
* +cellmate tells tunicwriter that he is my bitch
* @tunicwriter prepares the gline for the lot of you
{ @ | tunicwriter } :|
* @tunicwriter shivs cellmate
* @Officer glines tunicwriter
{ @ | Officer } Not If I go first, bitch
* General-Specific waits for tunicwriter's imminent permanent gzline
* @tunicwriter weeps openly
{ @ | tunicwriter } Hey, look, cheese.
{ @ | Officer } Killed it
* cellmate filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as mouse
* +mouse eats cheese
* General-Specific has morphed into trap
* +mouse runs from trap
{ trap } the early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who eats the cheese
* mouse underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called rust
* +rust kills trap
* Officer underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called Rat
* trap filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Cat
{ Cat } "meow"
{ @ | Rat } fml
* rust filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as rain
* Cat underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called storm
* Rat filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Dog
{ @ | Dog } Muhahaa
* @Dog chases Cat
{ @ | Dog } aww
* rain underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called electriccollar
{ storm } what cat?
* storm filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as firestorm
* +electriccollar zap
* firestorm burn
* @Dog whimpers inside house
* electriccollar filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as tsunami
* Dog filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as God
{ @ | God } I win.
{ + | tsunami } winner
* tsunami has morphed into mothernature
{ + | mothernature } fucks the shit outta god
* firestorm underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called OpenReason
{ @ | God } FUUU
* OpenReason diminishes god
{ + | mothernature } wow good call
* mothernature has morphed into blackhole
* God filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Leet-Scientist
{ + | blackhole } fux all
* OpenReason underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called Steven-Hawking
{ @ | Leet-Scientist } damn it
* Steven-Hawking publishes a new whitepaper on black holes
* @Leet-Scientist controls blackhole
{ + | blackhole } we have a winner
* blackhole underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called earthscore
* +earthscore explodes
* Leet-Scientist has morphed into Sun
{ @ | Sun } Mines bigger...
* earthscore underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called sunsgases
* +sunsgases burnout
* +sunsgases star dies
* Sun has morphed into Neutron_Star
* Steven-Hawking filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Supernova
* sunsgases filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as quantumdegeneracypressure
* +quantumdegeneracypressure dissipates
* Supernova filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as string-theory
* string-theory has morphed into S\T-Continuum
{ S\T-Continuum } muaaaah
* quantumdegeneracypressure filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as docbrown
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 16th, 2011, 4:47 am |
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* test filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as detention
{ @ | ProfessorTunic } lawl
* Quits: +detention [absolution@dunno] [Killed (LK- (Detention!))]
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 16th, 2011, 4:43 am |
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* absolution underwent an identity crisis and now prefers to be called test
* dax filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as exam
* H filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as student
{ exam } we got a teacher in this joint?
* MatthewL_Away has morphed into MatthewL
{ @ | LK- } Who will step up to this role?!
* tunicwriter filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as ProfessorTunic
{ @ | LK- } Find out when we return after this commercial break.
{ @ | ProfessorTunic } :|
{ exam } lol
{ @ | LK- } Welcome back. It's professor Tunic!
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