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Geek quote, Posted by Jason on Feb 5th, 2008, 1:34 pm Score: 1 Vote:
Scott: everyone knows vim is the best
Jason: cat is best
Jason: cat and echo
Scott: cat is not an editor
Jason: it is a document viewer
Jason: echo is a document creator
Jason: and together with grep, they are unbeatable
Jason: and maybe awk
Scott: thats just retarded
Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Feb 1st, 2008, 6:41 pm Score: 1 Vote:
* RoZzA changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... <suggest word here>'
* Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... god'
<Itaku> wait
<RoZzA> EWWW
* Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... lollypop'
Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 26th, 2008, 4:56 pm Score: 1 Vote:
* Penis hugs Vagina
* Vagina rapes Penis
* Penis stabs Vagina
<Forte> >.>
* Vagina moans
* Penis playfully slaps Vagina
* Vagina gets pregnate
<Penis> uh oh
* Penis flees
Funny quote, Posted by LavAzzaa on Jan 24th, 2008, 11:42 am Score: 0 Vote:
1828 join draadkar!flapjack@B23BB14C.2CD5563C.C7081D97.IP
1830 draadkar Emilsson - Recollection X
1831 Meggels hellooooooo draadkar *shag*
1831 draadkar hi Meggels *pomp*
1832 Meggels *lies spent*
1833 draadkar hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
1834 LavAzza so your the laughing type after the deed then
Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 21st, 2008, 2:28 pm Score: 0 Vote:
14:27… ~Billyb0b: but not ass fun.
14:27… ~Billyb0b: *as
14:27… @Itaku: pssh
14:27… @Itaku: its alot of ass fuck
14:27… @Itaku: fun*
Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 18th, 2008, 6:36 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Guest6714> hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
* Guest6714 is now known as Itaku
<Itaku> lol...
<jackal^> Guest6714, theres no nickserv on efnet
<Itaku> oh oops
<Itaku> uber fail...
Newbie quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 18th, 2008, 6:25 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<[N-A]killer2you> hey, how do u ban a person
<Itaku> [N-A]killer2you: /quit <name> ban reason
* [N-A]killer2you has quit IRC (Quit: kollol flooding)
<Itaku> but you arent allowed to ban people
<Itaku> ROFL
<Itaku> NOOB
* [N-A]killer2you has joined #naruto-arena
<Itaku> KILLER
<Itaku> LOL
<[N-A]killer2you> ...
<[N-A]killer2you> it wont do it!
<Itaku> ROFLMAO
* [N-A]killer2you has quit IRC (Quit: <kollol> <flooding>)
* [N-A]killer2you has joined #naruto-arena
<Itaku> ROFLLLLLL
<Itaku> HAHA
Oper quote, Posted by Asciitxt on Jan 5th, 2008, 8:02 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<ElementAlchemist> m_ident.so = poop
<Dillon> wtf?
<CyberMatt> and poop = shit
* Jcink sets mode: -N
<Dillon> shit= good!
Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Dec 28th, 2007, 1:46 pm Score: 3 Vote:
<~Blice> Man
<~Blice> I'm
<~Blice> Staring at the cock on the computer
<~Blice> Trying to figure out the square root of the minute before it changes
<~Blice> ..
<~Blice> It's getting progressively harder.
<~Blice> .....
<+Itaku> lol
<~Blice> I think this is wrong in several ways.
<~Blice> A.) I don't think it's natural for a normal person to do this
<~Blice> B.) I don't think I should be doing this at work
<~Blice> :|
<~Blice> I'm going back to work.
<~Blice> >:
<+Calintz> o.o
<+Itaku> lol
<+Calintz> C.) You're staring at a cock...
<+Calintz> ;)
<~Blice> Clock damnit, clock
<~Blice> :[
Funny quote, Posted by morfieus on Dec 16th, 2007, 3:54 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Verozz> Towzzer failed his job
<@talos> how do you fail at being retarded? that takes a special kind of dumb
Enlightening quote, Posted by morfieus on Nov 1st, 2007, 5:02 am Score: 3 Vote:
* Morfieus whistles Dixie.
<Morfieus> ok so you ask.. how do you whisle dixie?
<Morfieus> heres how..
<Morfieus> drink a beer..
<Morfieus> try an whistle dixie
<Morfieus> if it sounds bad.. drink another beer and try again
<Morfieus> till it sounds good.
Funny quote, Posted by daflameking on Oct 24th, 2007, 9:59 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<DaFlameking> hear that bill
<DaFlameking> ur a dead man
<Bill> kk
<Bill> but might be hard to find me
<Bill> since all asians look alike
<Bill> you know
<DaFlameking> dont worry
<Bill> so i could stand beside ONE asian guy
<Bill> and you'll be like
<Bill> shit which one is bill
<DaFlameking> LMAO
<Bill> they're both faggots
<DaFlameking> ROFL
Oper quote, Posted by crazed on Oct 21st, 2007, 10:47 pm Score: 0 Vote:
(10:40pm) <%ceewee> omfg
(10:40pm) <%ceewee> someone please kill me
(10:42pm) <crazed> k
(10:42pm) * Quit: ceewee (@leet-56FA1656.desm.qwest.net) (Killed: User Requested(crazed))
General quote, Posted by Super_Fly on Oct 5th, 2007, 5:14 pm Score: -1 Vote:
ChatMaroc is back with his new network name UniChat.
General quote, Posted by zeke on Sep 20th, 2007, 10:33 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<Blinocac200sx> So you ever found yourself in the situation where an angry and possibly armed Lesbian thinks you stole her girldfriend?
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