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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 29th, 2011, 9:35 pm |
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* dax flips Trix[a]r_za over and rattles
* dax watches three cobwebs, a spider, and 10c in loose change fall out
* dax hands the 10c to FknBish
{ @ | FknBish } do i really want this?
* dax flips DrRen over
{ @ | FknBish } that is the question
* dax rattles him
{ DrRen/para } lol
* dax watches five playboy mags, two "used" condoms and a $20 note fall out
* dax wipes off the $20 and hands it to FknBish
* @FknBish grabs it and pockets it
* dax flips Phantom over
* dax rattles it
* @FknBish waits
* dax sees only five maternity suits fall out
{ dax } you can keep those
* dax flips LiQuID_NiGhT over
* dax rattles
* dax sees a mountain of Thorium nudes fall out
{ dax } dude... wtf?!
{ @ | FknBish } ROFLMFAO
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 26th, 2011, 6:19 am |
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* @Andz licks dax
* dax gropes and molests Andz
{ @ | Andz } 0o
{ dax } nudes plz
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ @ | Andz } you never give up hey
{ dax } nope
{ @ | Andz } well
{ dax } being taurean, I'm as stubborn as the bull thus represented
{ + | Alia } Yeah well
{ @ | Andz } keep trying :P
{ dax } duly noted
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ dax } nudes plz
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 16th, 2011, 7:02 pm |
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{ + | Medusa } .
{ dax|work } whoops
{ dax|work } Medusa just had her period
{ dax|work } bad Medusa, go mop it up
{ ~ | Trixar_za } lol
* dax|work hands Medusa the inverted Bertrum`
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 10th, 2011, 4:47 pm |
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{ work|dax } heh, imagine if a country adopted nudes as an alternative currency
{ work|dax } ...for its economy
{ work|dax } "How much for this bottle of milk?" "Two nudes and a handjob"
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 9th, 2011, 1:32 pm |
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* @Andz pets work|dax
* work|dax molests Andz
* @Andz likes it
* %DgnS pets work|dax too
{ work|dax } I ain't molesting you, pal - I got standards!
{ + | Medusa } lol
{ % | DgnS } lol
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«dax» you familiar with the mormon way?
«dax» not allowed anything addictive, according to their doctrine
«VisioN» yea
«dax» when I used to live just up the road from a mormon church, I wanted to put that to the test
«VisioN» what i believe is , pedophiles try to defy their nature by becoming priests
«VisioN» but they cant
«VisioN» so we have pedophile priests
«dax» conveniently placed is a tree with a lot of leaf cover inside which I stashed a camera that broadcasted wirelessly
«dax» said camera was pointed directly at their front door
«dax» at said front door myself and a - now deceased - friend left a dozen bottles of beer, a box of "slightly used" pornos (involuntarily donated by the father of said friend) and a couple of packs of tailormade smokes
«dax» sunday morning, the vicar/pastor/bishop/whatever-title-they-use rocks up to unlock the church for the morning's services
«dax» they happen across our carefully planted gift
«dax» he picks it all up, and heads inside - we thought our plan was sunk thinking he'll destroy/bin it all until we spot him walking into the front office to light a smoke, crack a beer and crank one off to the pornos
«dax» caught the lot on film :)
«VisioN» omg
«VisioN» what did you do with the film ?
«VisioN» :p
«dax» burnt it to DVD and left that the following sunday morning with the note "We have copies :)"
«dax» bastard resigned that very day
«VisioN» HAHAHA
* VisioN high fives
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 8th, 2011, 5:32 pm |
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{ @ | Andz } if you say so
{ Mini^locke } im about 20 min away from
{ Mini^locke } being on season 3
{ DaxAtWork } Andz you stole my line!
{ @ | Andz } lol DaxAtWork
* DaxAtWork rapes Andz for compensation and royalties
{ @ | Andz } sorry :P
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ DaxAtWork } yes, you were just royally screwed :)
{ @ | Andz } lmao
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| Funny quote, Posted by SmokeyNet on Nov 7th, 2011, 2:36 am |
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Just don't nibble at life's opportunity, take a megabyte.
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| Funny quote, Posted by VisioN on Nov 6th, 2011, 8:23 pm |
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<dax> well, you aren't pulling a shawn
<dax> if you were, I'd have yanked on your leash quicker than you can yelp
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 2nd, 2011, 9:00 pm |
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{ dax } lol, I'm too brave for my own good
{ dax } if there's one thing I'm strict on around here, it's people wearing hi-vis jackets in areas where the forklift operates
{ dax } just before leaving for me lunch break, I noticed the director and one of his visitors taking a tour of the warehouse area
{ dax } the visitor was wearing a hi-vis, the boss was not
{ dax } so how did I remind him? left a hi-vis jacket on his laptop (which is still on his desk muaaah)
{ Lou } lol
{ dax } after the warehouse tour, he came back up to the office to continue the meeting with visiting peoples and spotted the well-placed hi-vis on his desk
{ dax } covering the laptop
{ dax } he just left for a business lunch with other clients
{ dax } had the world's largest smirk on his face as he passed my desk
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 2nd, 2011, 8:38 pm |
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{ ~ | Artemis } i srsly have a bruise
{ ~ | Artemis } on my ass.
{ dax } don't bend over in front of john then
{ dax } geez, I thought you would have learnt after the first time!
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 2nd, 2011, 7:08 pm |
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{ @ | Werewolf } Joining ends.
{ @ | Werewolf } Villagers, you have 90 seconds to discuss suspicions, or cast accusations, after which time a lynch vote will be called.
{ + | Nightstalker } *sighs*
{ @ | Werewolf } Villagers, you now have 30 seconds to vote for the person you would like to see lynched! Type '/msg Werewolf vote <player>' to cast your vote. Votes are non retractable!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_2 has voted for WBot_1!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_3 has voted for WBot_4!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_4 has voted for WBot_3!
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_1 has voted for WBot_4!
{ @ | Werewolf } Nightstalker has voted for Wbot_4!
{ @ | Werewolf } Tallying Votes...
* Werewolf sets mode: -v WBot_4
* Werewolf sets mode: -vvvv Nightstalker WBot_3 WBot_2 WBot_1
* Werewolf sets mode: -mN
{ @ | Werewolf } After coming to a decision, WBot_4 is quickly dragged from the crowd, and dragged to the hanging tree. WBot_4 is strung up, and the block kicked from beneath their feet. There is a yelp of pain, but WBot_4's neck doesn't snap, and fur begins to sprout from their body. A gunshot rings out, as a villager puts a silver bullet in the beast's head...
{ @ | Werewolf } WBot_4, the Werewolf, is lynched!
{ @ | Werewolf } With the beasts slain, the villagers cheer! Their peaceful village is once again free from the scourge of the Werewolf!
{ @ | Werewolf } Congratulations, Villagers! You win!
{ dax } quickest...game...ever
{ Nightstalker } lol
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Oct 31st, 2011, 7:07 pm |
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* PingBad petahertz mage of baldness
{ black_mage } who is this mage of baldness ?
{ black_mage } if there is another mage around here there is going to be trouble...
{ PingBad } a mage with no hair masquerading under the alias "black_mage" hehe
{ black_mage } so there is somebody else called black_mage here ?
{ PingBad } apparently
{ PingBad } shall I kill this dupe?
{ black_mage } yes
* Quits: black_mage [quassel@DevHat-462A05E6.range81-159.btcentralplus.com] [Killed [PingBad [{ PingBad } shall I kill this dupe? { black_mage } yes]]]
* Joins: black_mage [quassel@DevHat-462A05E6.range81-159.btcentralplus.com] [0 Clones]
{ PingBad } well, he literally asked for that
{ black_mage } you great kiwi goon
{ black_mage } you killed me by mistake
{ PingBad } but I got the mage of baldness too
{ black_mage } cool
{ black_mage } BRB
{ PingBad } cya baldy
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Talking via skype and IRC at the same time...
{ + | dax } heh, D3M0N just mewed like the pussy he is :P
{ + | dax } and now he's an admitting pussy
{ + | dax } personally, I'd rather be a cunt ;)
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{ ~ | [D3M0N] } my script failed :/
{ + | dax } you say it like that's the only thing that failed :P
{ ~ | [D3M0N] } fuck u too then, lol
{ + | dax } not likely
{ + | dax } I got standards and you'll never meet them
{ ~ | D3M0N/jchat } lol
{ + | xReality } lol
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