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Funny quote, Posted by ozeskid on Mar 11th, 2008, 1:32 am Score: 1 Vote:
[Death] o.o
[Niko] you copied it in there exactly as i pasted it?
[Death] <~Niko> on *:kick:#:{
[Death] <~Niko> if ($nick == $me) {
[Death] <~Niko> inc %kickcount
[Death] <~Niko> msg $chan I have kicked %kickcount people.
[Death] <~Niko> }
[Death] <~Niko> }
[Niko] you didnt add my name in there did you?
[Niko] take my name out of it
[Niko] :/
[Death] k.
Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 8:41 pm Score: 0 Vote:
[+Aestroth] o_o;
• +Aestroth sexes some air.
[+Aestroth] OH GOD YES.
Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 6:19 pm Score: 1 Vote:
[+Brenner] do i know you?
[+Metaknight] Yeah
[+Metaknight] Im the kid that punched you so hard you shat yourself
Funny quote, Posted by morfieus on Mar 8th, 2008, 10:01 pm Score: 1 Vote:
<+Xaph{eating}> someone should invent pussy scented air freshner
<+Xaph{eating}> id be all over that shit
<~Kat> now who is the perv?
<+Morfieus> LMAo @ be all over it
<~Kat> lmfao
<+Morfieus> humping the box in the store ehh?
<+Xaph{eating}> id probably end up in the ER for tryin to eat it though....
<+Morfieus> LMFAO
<~Kat> lmfao
<~Kat> omg
<~Kat> haha
Newbie quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 8th, 2008, 3:46 pm Score: -2 Vote:
[Rage] How do you ban someone?
[KanashiGuest] if your a channel op
[Rage] Thats when
[Rage] Im asking HOW
[KanashiGuest] set mode +v on them?
Newbie quote, Posted by jcdock on Feb 6th, 2008, 1:47 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<%Lrdwhyt> Wow
<%Lrdwhyt> I never knew that money could be used in so many places
Quits quote, Posted by jcdock on Feb 5th, 2008, 5:55 pm Score: 0 Vote:
James (James@Only.letters.ur.mum.knowz.is.K-F-C) Quit (Quit: abcd.. hehe im smarter that your mum)
Geek quote, Posted by Jason on Feb 5th, 2008, 1:34 pm Score: 1 Vote:
Scott: everyone knows vim is the best
Jason: cat is best
Jason: cat and echo
Scott: cat is not an editor
Jason: it is a document viewer
Jason: echo is a document creator
Jason: and together with grep, they are unbeatable
Jason: and maybe awk
Scott: thats just retarded
Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Feb 1st, 2008, 6:41 pm Score: 1 Vote:
* RoZzA changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... <suggest word here>'
* Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... god'
<Itaku> wait
<RoZzA> EWWW
* Itaku changes topic to 'Itaku sucks...a...a... lollypop'
Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 26th, 2008, 4:56 pm Score: 1 Vote:
* Penis hugs Vagina
* Vagina rapes Penis
* Penis stabs Vagina
<Forte> >.>
* Vagina moans
* Penis playfully slaps Vagina
* Vagina gets pregnate
<Penis> uh oh
* Penis flees
Funny quote, Posted by LavAzzaa on Jan 24th, 2008, 11:42 am Score: 0 Vote:
1828 join draadkar!flapjack@B23BB14C.2CD5563C.C7081D97.IP
1830 draadkar Emilsson - Recollection X
1831 Meggels hellooooooo draadkar *shag*
1831 draadkar hi Meggels *pomp*
1832 Meggels *lies spent*
1833 draadkar hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
1834 LavAzza so your the laughing type after the deed then
Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 21st, 2008, 2:28 pm Score: 0 Vote:
14:27… ~Billyb0b: but not ass fun.
14:27… ~Billyb0b: *as
14:27… @Itaku: pssh
14:27… @Itaku: its alot of ass fuck
14:27… @Itaku: fun*
Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 18th, 2008, 6:36 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Guest6714> hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
* Guest6714 is now known as Itaku
<Itaku> lol...
<jackal^> Guest6714, theres no nickserv on efnet
<Itaku> oh oops
<Itaku> uber fail...
Newbie quote, Posted by itaku on Jan 18th, 2008, 6:25 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<[N-A]killer2you> hey, how do u ban a person
<Itaku> [N-A]killer2you: /quit <name> ban reason
* [N-A]killer2you has quit IRC (Quit: kollol flooding)
<Itaku> but you arent allowed to ban people
<Itaku> ROFL
<Itaku> NOOB
* [N-A]killer2you has joined #naruto-arena
<Itaku> KILLER
<Itaku> LOL
<[N-A]killer2you> ...
<[N-A]killer2you> it wont do it!
<Itaku> ROFLMAO
* [N-A]killer2you has quit IRC (Quit: <kollol> <flooding>)
* [N-A]killer2you has joined #naruto-arena
<Itaku> ROFLLLLLL
<Itaku> HAHA
Oper quote, Posted by Asciitxt on Jan 5th, 2008, 8:02 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<ElementAlchemist> m_ident.so = poop
<Dillon> wtf?
<CyberMatt> and poop = shit
* Jcink sets mode: -N
<Dillon> shit= good!
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