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* Joins: gorilla [fortyoz@hidden-7g6qof.biz.rr.com] [0 Clones]
{ dax } speaking of apes...
{ gorilla } thank you for not calling me a monkey
{ dax } close enough
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 25th, 2011, 8:09 am |
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* You are now known as Everybody
>Sara< CTCP FINGER
* Sara giggles as Everybody fingers her.
<Sara> I've been fingered 400 times Q(o.oQ)
<Greywacke> rofl dcb :P
<Everybody> ^_^
<Greywacke> bwahahahaha
<Everybody> now THAT is getting around *nods*
<Greywacke> LOL
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| Oper quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 22nd, 2011, 7:43 am |
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• blues.gigirc.com >> *** ANNOUNCEMENT: God used SAJOIN to make Satan join #hell
• blues.gigirc.com >> *** ANNOUNCEMENT: God used SAPART to make Satan part #hell
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 17th, 2011, 2:04 am |
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{ @ | Scub } what kind of tunes do you listen to? :)
{ Vaginator } Really good music
{ Vaginator } You know, the classics
{ @ | Scub } thats usually the best :)
{ Vaginator } Like N Snyc and stuff
{ @ | Scub } haha, please tell me different XD
{ dax } Scub, you get the liquid nitro - I'll get the welding torch
{ Vaginator } LOL
{ @ | Scub } >:D
{ dax } we'll meet outside Vaginator's place in 30 minutes
{ Vaginator } Hahaha
{ @ | Scub } XD
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 14th, 2011, 3:52 pm |
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{ work|dax } { % | DgnS } and it looks like he's getting whiter <-- oi! I'm the bloke who makes casper look tanned, thank you!
{ + | Alia } never loses his cool
{ % | DgnS } lol
{ % | DgnS } hahah
* work|dax unplugs DgnS' fridge
{ % | DgnS } you are an endless supply of comebacks
{ % | DgnS } and one liners
{ % | DgnS } i envy you
{ @ | Andz } good to have you back work|dax
{ work|dax } :)
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[16:27] dax: south islander
[16:27] Jamie Ingram: north island scum :P
[16:27] dax: sheep shagger
[16:27] Jamie Ingram: donkey raper
[16:27] dax: inbred
[16:28] Jamie Ingram: .. i got nothing :P sup
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 11th, 2011, 6:31 pm |
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* Quits: Andz[mxit] [Andz[mxit]@20.user.imbot] [PyIMBot by Trixar_za and Squirm]
{ + | Medusa } brb
* Joins: Athena [Athena@hidden-stmrdj.bb.sky.com] [0 Clones]
* Management sets mode: +o Athena
* Joins: Mist [Mist@hidden-j4b.9c6.23.41.IP] [0 Clones]
{ @ | FknBish } (Mist) Oh oh and meat! Omg i love meat
* home|dax hides the sausages
* Quits: Mist [Mist@hidden-j4b.9c6.23.41.IP] [Connection closed]
{ @ | Athena } wtf?
{ @ | Athena } oO
* Joins: Mist [Mist@hidden-98s.16t.31.41.IP] [0 Clones]
{ @ | FknBish } (Mist) Oh oh and meat! Omg i love meat
* home|dax hides the lambchops
* Quits: Mist [Mist@hidden-98s.16t.31.41.IP] [Connection closed]
{ @ | Athena } lol
{ work|dax } :)
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 30th, 2011, 3:21 pm |
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{ WorkingDax } any reason why there's two evdoggs in the channel?
{ % | DgnS } lol
{ @ | Andz } search me
{ WorkingDax } ok
{ @ | Andz } on second thought
* WorkingDax gives Andz a pat down, paying particular attention to "certain areas"....
{ @ | Andz } dont
{ WorkingDax } too late :)
{ @ | Andz } dammit
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 29th, 2011, 9:35 pm |
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* dax flips Trix[a]r_za over and rattles
* dax watches three cobwebs, a spider, and 10c in loose change fall out
* dax hands the 10c to FknBish
{ @ | FknBish } do i really want this?
* dax flips DrRen over
{ @ | FknBish } that is the question
* dax rattles him
{ DrRen/para } lol
* dax watches five playboy mags, two "used" condoms and a $20 note fall out
* dax wipes off the $20 and hands it to FknBish
* @FknBish grabs it and pockets it
* dax flips Phantom over
* dax rattles it
* @FknBish waits
* dax sees only five maternity suits fall out
{ dax } you can keep those
* dax flips LiQuID_NiGhT over
* dax rattles
* dax sees a mountain of Thorium nudes fall out
{ dax } dude... wtf?!
{ @ | FknBish } ROFLMFAO
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 26th, 2011, 6:19 am |
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* @Andz licks dax
* dax gropes and molests Andz
{ @ | Andz } 0o
{ dax } nudes plz
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ @ | Andz } you never give up hey
{ dax } nope
{ @ | Andz } well
{ dax } being taurean, I'm as stubborn as the bull thus represented
{ + | Alia } Yeah well
{ @ | Andz } keep trying :P
{ dax } duly noted
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ dax } nudes plz
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 16th, 2011, 7:02 pm |
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{ + | Medusa } .
{ dax|work } whoops
{ dax|work } Medusa just had her period
{ dax|work } bad Medusa, go mop it up
{ ~ | Trixar_za } lol
* dax|work hands Medusa the inverted Bertrum`
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 10th, 2011, 4:47 pm |
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{ work|dax } heh, imagine if a country adopted nudes as an alternative currency
{ work|dax } ...for its economy
{ work|dax } "How much for this bottle of milk?" "Two nudes and a handjob"
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 9th, 2011, 1:32 pm |
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* @Andz pets work|dax
* work|dax molests Andz
* @Andz likes it
* %DgnS pets work|dax too
{ work|dax } I ain't molesting you, pal - I got standards!
{ + | Medusa } lol
{ % | DgnS } lol
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«dax» you familiar with the mormon way?
«dax» not allowed anything addictive, according to their doctrine
«VisioN» yea
«dax» when I used to live just up the road from a mormon church, I wanted to put that to the test
«VisioN» what i believe is , pedophiles try to defy their nature by becoming priests
«VisioN» but they cant
«VisioN» so we have pedophile priests
«dax» conveniently placed is a tree with a lot of leaf cover inside which I stashed a camera that broadcasted wirelessly
«dax» said camera was pointed directly at their front door
«dax» at said front door myself and a - now deceased - friend left a dozen bottles of beer, a box of "slightly used" pornos (involuntarily donated by the father of said friend) and a couple of packs of tailormade smokes
«dax» sunday morning, the vicar/pastor/bishop/whatever-title-they-use rocks up to unlock the church for the morning's services
«dax» they happen across our carefully planted gift
«dax» he picks it all up, and heads inside - we thought our plan was sunk thinking he'll destroy/bin it all until we spot him walking into the front office to light a smoke, crack a beer and crank one off to the pornos
«dax» caught the lot on film :)
«VisioN» omg
«VisioN» what did you do with the film ?
«VisioN» :p
«dax» burnt it to DVD and left that the following sunday morning with the note "We have copies :)"
«dax» bastard resigned that very day
«VisioN» HAHAHA
* VisioN high fives
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 8th, 2011, 5:32 pm |
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{ @ | Andz } if you say so
{ Mini^locke } im about 20 min away from
{ Mini^locke } being on season 3
{ DaxAtWork } Andz you stole my line!
{ @ | Andz } lol DaxAtWork
* DaxAtWork rapes Andz for compensation and royalties
{ @ | Andz } sorry :P
{ @ | Andz } lol
{ DaxAtWork } yes, you were just royally screwed :)
{ @ | Andz } lmao
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