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* Trix[a]r_za filled out a deed poll and now wishes to be known as Trixar_za
* Quits: @Management [bot@services.gigirc.com] [NetSplit: rock.gigirc.com <==/ × /==> services.gigirc.com]
{ ~ | Trixar_za } Oh for the love of...
{ manwhore|dax } lol
{ manwhore|dax } Trixar_za returns, services exit post-haste
{ manwhore|dax } nothing surprises me
{ ~ | Trixar_za } I swear it waits for me to come on
{ manwhore|dax } yup
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Feb 4th, 2012, 8:23 pm |
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{ ! | SnoFox } I have five sisters and lived with them and my mother, and no nothing of these things.
{ ! | SnoFox } I am probably supposed to be a girl.
{ ! | dbdii407 } O_o
{ + | Cathartis } Said girlfriend is not an especially girly girl though
{ + | Cathartis } I mean, I think she has some straighteners
{ + | Cathartis } probably
{ + | dax } well, you're a bitch, SnoFox - so you're halfway there
* !dbdii407 was forced to watch Legally Blonde 1 & 2........
{ + | dax } but that has to be torture... all that pussy and none of it legal
{ ! | dbdii407 } I wanted to watch cartoons! D:
{ + | dax } except in australia
{ ! | SnoFox } dax: Lol
{ ! | SnoFox } dax: No ew, all my sisters are disgusting.
{ + | dax } pussy action is still pussy action
{ + | dax } as long as it's not rancid, the rest doesn't matter
{ ! | SnoFox } dax: The images you've given me are terribly nasty.
{ ! | dbdii407 } O_o omg
* !SnoFox think happy thoughts
{ ! | SnoFox } Happy thoughts.
{ ! | SnoFox } Happ ... yes.
{ ! | SnoFox } Those are happy
* !SnoFox goes off into his own world
* !dbdii407 ruins his happy thought by giving him Lady Gaga
{ ! | SnoFox } /kill dbdii407 lady gaga
{ + | dax } /kill SnoFox Justin Bieber
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Feb 2nd, 2012, 8:30 pm |
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* manwhore|tacotickling tickles Sara's taco repeatedly
* &Sara smacks manwhore|tacotickling for touching her.
* You were kicked by Sara [Stop tickling my taco. My taco doesn't want tickled.]
* Now chatting in #chatz
{ & | Sara } Bad dax.
{ manwhore|tacotickling } to this day I still wonder what would happen to a woman who ingested viagra (accidentally or otherwise)
{ & | Sara } What Happens If a Woman Takes Viagra?
{ & | Sara } A 47-year-old Cincinnati woman who uses Viagra regularly says that unlike with men, Viagra in women can cause a noticeable sensation when you take it. "I felt like there was a tingling in the pelvic area," she says. "I could almost feel the increase in blood flow. It felt like there was an increase in sensitivity."
{ & | Sara } The woman's doctor gave her Viagra after a hysterectomy made it nearly impossible to have an orgasm. She says Viagra has given her about 70% of her sexual function back. The level of orgasm "is not the same to what I had prior -- it's not as full," she says. "But it does make it easier."
{ & | Sara } Early studies of Viagra and women found it didn't work, but doctors say those studies weren't selective enough and included women with desire disorders who, like men with such problems, can't be helped by Viagra.
{ + | Alia } You are impossible
{ & | Sara } As with men, Viagra gets the blood flowing to the genitals in women. So for women who have difficulty achieving orgasm, vaginal dryness or a lack of sensation, arousal or engorgement, Viagra may help.
{ & | Sara } In a recent Pfizer-sponsored study of 200 women who either were postmenopausal or had undergone hysterectomies and who all suffered from some form of sexual arousal disorder, half were given Viagra and half were given a placebo. Researchers found that 57% of women taking Viagra reported improved sensation in the genital area, compared with 44% in the placebo group.
{ & | Sara } Even so, many researchers say sexual problems are far more complex in women than in men, and it's unlikely Viagra will ever work as well for women as for men.
* +Medusa reads ^^
{ manwhore|tacotickling } so, in other words, I should have slipped the former flatmate viagra regularly...
{ + | Medusa } lol
{ + | Medusa } so where can I get viagra
* +Medusa checks those crap spam mails
{ manwhore|tacotickling } lol
{ manwhore|tacotickling } make sure you get the right ads though
{ manwhore|tacotickling } I'm not sure the cock enlarging pills would work out quite so well for women...
{ + | Medusa } lol
{ & | Sara } Maybe they would.
{ manwhore|tacotickling } mind you, would that result in the battleship of clitori, or boobs you could park a frigate on...
{ & | Sara } I'd love a ten-inch clitoris.
{ manwhore|tacotickling } knowing your luck, Sara, you'd likely wind up looking like a two legged giraffe ;)
{ & | Sara } Heh.
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Jan 26th, 2012, 7:38 pm |
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{ Lou } you read too quick
{ work|dax } and you read too slow
{ Lou } I'm taking it all in
{ work|dax } oh really? :)
* work|dax unzips
{ Lou } lol
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| Funny quote, Posted by D3M0N on Jan 12th, 2012, 9:09 pm |
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[21:06] <&Timmy> im hitting the $5 heinekin imports at the Dick [Wittington Hotel]
[21:07] <&Timmy> wake up Trixar_za
[21:07] <katsklaw> Timmy, please don't use the terms $5 and dick in the same sentance
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Jan 9th, 2012, 8:59 pm |
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* H3LL is now away: 8)
{ dax } good riddance
{ dax } whoops! did I say that out loud? ^_^
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Jan 9th, 2012, 7:58 pm |
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* Now chatting in #terror
* adamus1red sets mode: +o dax
* D3M0N was kicked by dax [noob]
* @dax feels better already
* Joins: D3M0N [D3M0N@kpax-alienpride-24A10A5B.sc.res.rr.com] [0 Clones]
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* Joins: gorilla [fortyoz@hidden-7g6qof.biz.rr.com] [0 Clones]
{ dax } speaking of apes...
{ gorilla } thank you for not calling me a monkey
{ dax } close enough
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| Sexy quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 25th, 2011, 8:09 am |
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* You are now known as Everybody
>Sara< CTCP FINGER
* Sara giggles as Everybody fingers her.
<Sara> I've been fingered 400 times Q(o.oQ)
<Greywacke> rofl dcb :P
<Everybody> ^_^
<Greywacke> bwahahahaha
<Everybody> now THAT is getting around *nods*
<Greywacke> LOL
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| Oper quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 22nd, 2011, 7:43 am |
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• blues.gigirc.com >> *** ANNOUNCEMENT: God used SAJOIN to make Satan join #hell
• blues.gigirc.com >> *** ANNOUNCEMENT: God used SAPART to make Satan part #hell
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| Funny quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 17th, 2011, 2:04 am |
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{ @ | Scub } what kind of tunes do you listen to? :)
{ Vaginator } Really good music
{ Vaginator } You know, the classics
{ @ | Scub } thats usually the best :)
{ Vaginator } Like N Snyc and stuff
{ @ | Scub } haha, please tell me different XD
{ dax } Scub, you get the liquid nitro - I'll get the welding torch
{ Vaginator } LOL
{ @ | Scub } >:D
{ dax } we'll meet outside Vaginator's place in 30 minutes
{ Vaginator } Hahaha
{ @ | Scub } XD
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 14th, 2011, 3:52 pm |
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{ work|dax } { % | DgnS } and it looks like he's getting whiter <-- oi! I'm the bloke who makes casper look tanned, thank you!
{ + | Alia } never loses his cool
{ % | DgnS } lol
{ % | DgnS } hahah
* work|dax unplugs DgnS' fridge
{ % | DgnS } you are an endless supply of comebacks
{ % | DgnS } and one liners
{ % | DgnS } i envy you
{ @ | Andz } good to have you back work|dax
{ work|dax } :)
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[16:27] dax: south islander
[16:27] Jamie Ingram: north island scum :P
[16:27] dax: sheep shagger
[16:27] Jamie Ingram: donkey raper
[16:27] dax: inbred
[16:28] Jamie Ingram: .. i got nothing :P sup
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Dec 11th, 2011, 6:31 pm |
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* Quits: Andz[mxit] [Andz[mxit]@20.user.imbot] [PyIMBot by Trixar_za and Squirm]
{ + | Medusa } brb
* Joins: Athena [Athena@hidden-stmrdj.bb.sky.com] [0 Clones]
* Management sets mode: +o Athena
* Joins: Mist [Mist@hidden-j4b.9c6.23.41.IP] [0 Clones]
{ @ | FknBish } (Mist) Oh oh and meat! Omg i love meat
* home|dax hides the sausages
* Quits: Mist [Mist@hidden-j4b.9c6.23.41.IP] [Connection closed]
{ @ | Athena } wtf?
{ @ | Athena } oO
* Joins: Mist [Mist@hidden-98s.16t.31.41.IP] [0 Clones]
{ @ | FknBish } (Mist) Oh oh and meat! Omg i love meat
* home|dax hides the lambchops
* Quits: Mist [Mist@hidden-98s.16t.31.41.IP] [Connection closed]
{ @ | Athena } lol
{ work|dax } :)
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| General quote, Posted by PingBad on Nov 30th, 2011, 3:21 pm |
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{ WorkingDax } any reason why there's two evdoggs in the channel?
{ % | DgnS } lol
{ @ | Andz } search me
{ WorkingDax } ok
{ @ | Andz } on second thought
* WorkingDax gives Andz a pat down, paying particular attention to "certain areas"....
{ @ | Andz } dont
{ WorkingDax } too late :)
{ @ | Andz } dammit
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