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Funny quote, Posted by Trixar_za on Jan 17th, 2010, 7:13 pm Score: 0 Vote:
[+] (priestly-priest) Hi - is there any little boys seeking salvation here? Private me :D
* PM_LuRkInG_oR_nOt sets mode: +b *!*priesty@41.157.12.*
* priestly-priest was kicked by PM_LuRkInG_oR_nOt [arent_you_special]
[+] (vatican-hypocrit) i have nothing to do with that
[+] (vatican-hypocrit) but you have to admire the guts
* PM_LuRkInG_oR_nOt sets mode: +b *!*getbent@222.154.188.*
* You were kicked by PM_LuRkInG_oR_nOt [arent_you_special]
* Cannot join #christian due to you being banned
[ ] (vatican-hypocrit) damn :(
General quote, Posted by dd0s on Jun 3rd, 2009, 1:31 pm Score: -1 Vote:
<D34D> !kb prongs
* Anubis sets ban on *!*@Network.Administrator.Chaos.Com
* Anubis has kicked prongs from #chaos-realm (Requested (D34D))
<D34D> HAHAHA
<D34D> >_>
<D34D> he didnt see that comin
<openProxy> l4ggz0rz
<D34D> literally
<openProxy> LMFAO!
Funny quote, Posted by burace17 on Nov 19th, 2008, 7:50 pm Score: 0 Vote:
(%Jordan) Mac Rules!
quit: Jordan (Jordan@help.burace17.com) (Connection reset by peer)
Embarrassing quote, Posted by burace17 on Nov 19th, 2008, 7:50 pm Score: 0 Vote:
Jordan: David can you get on skype>]
Jordan: ?
Jordan: I am lonely
Davidmoreen : hehehe
Stupid quote, Posted by jcdock on Oct 24th, 2008, 7:11 pm Score: 0 Vote:
@McMuffy omg i went outside
+bobsaget wdf
+bobsaget are you ok?!!?
+bobsaget !?!
+bobsaget was it scary!?!?
@McMuffy no im in shock
+bobsaget !?!/1!?
@McMuffy !@!@!@
@McMuffy theres tree's
@McMuffy i was like wth
+Turnip NO McMuffy OUTSIDE IS BAD
+bobsaget wth is a tree
@McMuffy i kno
@McMuffy idk thought it was a summon beast
+Turnip the things u cut dwn in rs
@McMuffy i tried to tele
+bobsaget thoses are real!?!?
+bobsaget oh shit ima go out and find me a magic tree
@McMuffy ##!#@$#@
+bobsaget get a skill cape irl!!
@McMuffy no dun go its scary
+bobsaget =(
@McMuffy=[
Funny quote, Posted by Aaron8506 on Oct 16th, 2008, 5:45 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<Desktop-Kyle> ON THE THE TWENTIETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS JESUS GAVE TO ME
20. MORE YEARS OF INFERNOIRC,
19. MORE YEARS OF DEMONOID,
18 THOUSAND $ TO SPEND ON HOOKERS,
17 MORE YEARS ON MY LIFESPAN (IF I'M LUCKY),
16 MPAA LAWSUITS,
15 KILOS OF COCAINE,
14 PACKS OF AMP,
13 BIBLES TO READ (UGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG),
12 BILLION LINUX USERS,
11 MORE ALBUMS BY PENDULUM,
10 THOUSAND MORE DMCA LAWSUITS AGAINST ME,
9 BILLION EMAILS BY THE RIAA,
8 THOUSAND FISTS IN THE AIR,
7 BURNING MUSLIMS,
6 MORE SEASONS OF HEROES,
5 GOLDEN IMAC'S,
4 INTERNET PIRACY LAWSUITS,
3 HIPPIES,
2 RETARTED 32 YEAR OLD MEN
AND A FLAMING HOMO
Embarrassing quote, Posted by EcKstasy on Sep 13th, 2008, 3:54 am Score: 0 Vote:
* Depravus is listening to: Queen - Bicycle Race [03:03]
* LolFail eyes Depravus
* ~Eck eyes Depravus
* Depravus is listening to: The Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer [03:27]
* ~Eck is listening to: Queen - I want to break free [3:00]
<Depravus> BANG BANG
<Depravus> Maxwells silver hammer came down upon her head
<Depravus> CLANG CLANG
<~Eck> SNICKERS
<Depravus> Maxwells silver hammer made sure she was dead
<~Eck> wtf?
<~Eck> -.-
Oper quote, Posted by EcKstasy on Sep 8th, 2008, 3:06 am Score: 0 Vote:
<&Eck> snexys, I know why we argue alot, it''s because we love each other <3
--> *OperServ* svsnick snexys ChanServ
* Quits: @snexys (rawr@IRCop.JaxIRC) (Nickname collision due to Services enforced nickname change, your nick was overruled)
* Joins: snexys (rawr@JaxIRC-C5858581.susqu.edu)
<&Eck> see, made for each other
Hax0r quote, Posted by EcKstasy on Sep 8th, 2008, 3:04 am Score: 0 Vote:
* Joins: x0x (x0x@3E45A638.D50FB392.439F946A.IP)
<~EcKstasy> hello.
<x0x> im here to ddos ur ip
<~EcKstasy> whos?
<x0x> urs
<x0x> whats ur ip?
<~EcKstasy> 192.168.1.254
<x0x> thanks
<~EcKstasy> your welcome..
* Quits: x0x (x0x@3E45A638.D50FB392.439F946A.IP) (No route to host)
<~EcKstasy> stupid <censored>
Embarrassing quote, Posted by EcKstasy on Sep 8th, 2008, 3:04 am Score: 0 Vote:
<@snexys> fuck you asswipe
<@snexys> you arent worth the tampon i sop up blood with
Quits quote, Posted by EcKstasy on Aug 22nd, 2008, 4:28 am Score: 1 Vote:
* Quits: +GinoMan (Gino@IRCStorm-3627EAB3.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) (Quit: GinoMan)
* Quits: @Spy (java@IRCStorm-404E4A3E.user.veloxzone.com.br) (hub.ircstorm.net mother.ircstorm.net)
* Quits: +hotvoltage[away] (Stargate@IRCStorm-FE77DA14.nwrknj.east.verizon.net) (hub.ircstorm.net mother.ircstorm.net)
* Quits: @Hum (Hum@IRCStorm-2502ED53.cs.dal.ca) (hub.ircstorm.net mother.ircstorm.net)
* Quits: @sloow (sloow@IRCStorm-FAFE75E0.dsl.pipex.com) (hub.ircstorm.net mother.ircstorm.net)
<@LOL> F
<@LOL> A
<@LOL> I
<@LOL> L
<@LOL> B
<@LOL> O
<@LOL> A
<@LOL> T
<+Mockskin> netsplits are gay
<@LOL> so is this network most of the time
<+Mockskin> yep
<+Mockskin> pretty gay
<@LOL> thats partially why i setup my own too
<@LOL> sick of netsplits
Bots quote, Posted by PingBad on Aug 21st, 2008, 8:03 pm Score: 0 Vote:
[* » Zero] Boris
[% » Boris] !K boris <+boris> jobe: !k boris moo moo.
* Boris was kicked by CServe [(Boris) <+boris> jobe: !k boris moo moo.]
* Joins: Boris [Boris@bots.invictachat.net] [0 Clones]
* CServe sets mode: +h Boris
Enlightening quote, Posted by PingBad on Aug 21st, 2008, 8:01 pm Score: 0 Vote:
[* » BorisBlowsCawk] !gf Internet Privacy Act vs RIAA
[+ » Boris] By results on Google: RIAA beats Internet Privacy Act by 7,620,000 to 5,450,000!
[* » BorisBlowsCawk] warezers take note :)
Bots quote, Posted by zeke on Aug 8th, 2008, 2:10 am Score: 0 Vote:
<Hal> It seems we're on the ircd.
General quote, Posted by Muse on Aug 2nd, 2008, 4:58 pm Score: 0 Vote:
<@Remedy> she kept blowing me in random ass spots
<+Muse> random ass spots?
<@Remedy> wut
<+Muse> like... on the cheek and then in the crack?
<+Muse> <@Remedy> she kept blowing me in random ass spots
<@Remedy> lol
* +Muse make joke.
<@Remedy> like... hey lemme suck your [edited] in the bathroom
<@Remedy> then the hallway
<@Remedy> then in the kitchen
<@Remedy> weird spots lol
<+Muse> shiyut... now that's a skank
<+Muse> lol
<@Remedy> lol
<@Remedy> thats how i roll
<+Muse> o.o
<+Muse> ewwy
<+Muse> aren't you concerned you'll get warts or an STD or something?
<@Remedy> no
<+lax> he already has em so he doesnt have to worry anymore
<@Remedy> ahahaha
<@Remedy> prob :P
<@Remedy> i got em from laxs mum last summer
<+Muse> Ah. *nods* That explains so much.
 
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