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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on May 13th, 2008, 6:05 am |
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[+ » jrm] those girlfriend installs are dangerous
[+ » jrm] they'll pwn finances-0.6a :/
[+ » PingBad] so bleeding that girlfriend-1.0 has a documented bank-leak?
[% » satmd] better hope virtualization is working out safely :p
[+ » PingBad] that is true, jrm
[+ » PingBad] but the fake-id-1.00-32-noarch.rpm patch fixes that bug
[+ » jrm] and you'll need to buy addons like jewellery-3.0.3 and roses-1.9.3
[% » satmd] hehe
[+ » jrm] .. especially if you want sex-0.6.9
[% » satmd] ahahaa
[+ » PingBad] and bjobs-0.6.9 too
[+ » PingBad] kids-0.0.1b is an optional package tho
[% » satmd] optional?
[% » Sporks] hmmm... optional is when she doesn't need to be addressed.
[+ » jrm] now THATs a dangerous one
[+ » PingBad] the installer may inform you that it's a dependency, but its not
[% » satmd] the kids package can subvert virtualization
[+ » PingBad] you simply install vasectomy-3.62.tar.gz prior to installing girlfriend-1.0
[+ » PingBad] problem solved :)
[+ » jrm] you gotta watch out though, you have girlfriend installed too long you'll end up getting a forced upgrade to wife-1.2 which can involve whiney-bitch-0.72 :/
[+ » PingBad] and divorce-settlement-0.fuck as well
* %satmd does echo "sys-partner/wife" >>/etc/portage/package.mask
[+ » jrm] oooh .. watch out for alimony-bendoverandfeelthepain-0.2b
[+ » PingBad] and the dominatrix-0.00 virus
[+ » jrm] lol
[+ » jrm] and this kids, is why you shouldnt install FreeBDSM
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| Funny quote, Posted by irc_moron on May 4th, 2008, 1:24 pm |
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<@Aliikai> "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically correct sentence
<@Rage> its just one word being repeated with one having a cap and the other not
<@Aliikai> James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
<@Aliikai> thats also correct..
<@Aliikai> The phrase can be understood more clearly by adding punctuation and quotation marks as follows:
<@Aliikai> James, while John had had "had", had had "had had";
<@Aliikai> "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
<&N[a]ka> Lmfao.
<&N[a]ka> Kanashi.net
<&N[a]ka> Breaking the English language as it is since 2007.
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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on Apr 17th, 2008, 11:51 am |
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[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] where the fuck
[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] did my right click go
[@ » PingBad] Treasure_Tiger2, you bought a mac, didn't you?
[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] no
[@ » Treasure_Tiger2] i bought vista
[@ » PingBad] well that explains it
[@ » PingBad] WHY THE HELL DID YOU DOWNGRADE YOUR COMPUTER?!?!?!
[@ » PingBad] Vista is the ME of XP dammit
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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Apr 4th, 2008, 11:08 pm |
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* ~Niko throws a pokeball at Lucario
<~Niko> !!@$!@#$%^&*(
<~Niko> I GOT ME A LUCARIO!
* +Lucario smacks it away with an Aura Sphere
<+Lucario> <<
<+Lucario> Not
* ~Niko kicks Lucario in the nuts
<~Niko> bish
* %Itaku throws one of his 99 master balls he got off of action replay at Niko
<%Itaku> $%^@$%^$%&
<%Itaku> I GOT ME A NIKO!
* ~Niko shits in the pokeball
<~Niko> im not cleanin that
<%Itaku> eew
<%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU
* %Itaku sends out Niko
<~Niko> I HATE YOU TOO
<~Niko> :D
* ~Niko forfeits the battle
<~Niko> aww
<~Niko> your trainer record is shit now
<+Lucario> lol
* %Itaku breaks the old master ball and throws a new auto cleanable master ball at Niko
<~Niko> i got you all the way to the elite 4 and purposely fainted
<~Niko> damn that sucks
<%Itaku> $^%^#$%&#%
<%Itaku> I GOT MY NIKO BACK!
* ~Niko complains about no bed
<+Lucario> >>
<~Niko> if im gonna be doing all the work while you bark out orders then i think i want me some room service too
<%Itaku> dont complain and ill give you a uhh... razznazz berry?
<~Niko> im alergic to razznazz you asshole
<~Niko> go ahead give it to me, i want to faint in the next battle anyway
<%Itaku> then how about napalm berry?
<%Itaku> oh wait thats a poison
<~Niko> nurse joy has nice tits and i wanna see her
<~Niko> MAKE ME FAINT
<%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU
<%Itaku> NIKO USE NAP!
<+Lucario> Nap <> Pokemon Move
<%Itaku> idc
<+Lucario> You do care?
<%Itaku> NOPE
<+Lucario> idc = I do care
<%Itaku> idea
<+Lucario> xD
<%Itaku> NIKO USE DETONATE... or explosion or whatever its called
<+Aliikai> self-destruct?
<%Itaku> yeah
<%Itaku> NIKO USE SELF-DESTRUCT
* ~Niko uses quick attack and starts to jack off
<~Niko> :D
<+Lucario> >>
<~Niko> HAHAHA
<%Itaku> I SAID SELF-DESTRUCT YOU SON OF A BITCH... IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU FAINT SO YOU CAN SEE NURSE JOYS TITS
* +Lucario uses bone rush to his Niko square on the nut with a bone
<+Lucario> *hit not his
* %Itaku uses max repel
<+Lucario> >>
<%Itaku> GET AWAY YOU WILD POKEMON
<~Niko> lol
* +Lucario is an Event Pokemon, not a Wild
<~Niko> LOL
<~Niko> ok
<~Niko> well
* %Itaku sprays pepper spray at Lucario
* ~Niko uses ember to burn the crabs off his dick
* +Lucario uses Extream Speed to dodge
<~Niko> it works better then shaving also
<~Niko> if you dont feel the burn then it didnt work
<~Niko> D:
* %Itaku shoves a squirrel up Lucario's ass
* +Lucario dodges
<%Itaku> I DIDNT SAY ATTEMPT TO I SAID I DID
<+Lucario> And I say I dodged
<%Itaku> AND I SAY YOUR OUT OF PP'S TO DODGE YOU ASS
<~Niko> i have a PP
<~Niko> :D
<%Itaku> whatever
<%Itaku> NIKO USE LEER
<%Itaku> i never figured out what that does...
<&Naka> Uh
<&Naka> ..
<&Naka> Turns your eyes white?
<&Naka> Hell if I know.
* ~Niko uses splash
<~Niko> i was born a swimmer
<%Itaku> i hate pokemon who has leer
<+Lucario> Leer lowers the foe's attack
<%Itaku> and Niko has leer
<+Lucario> >>
<%Itaku> so im going to do this
* %Itaku launches a bazooka at Niko
* ~Niko uses "connection reset by Leer"
* %Itaku takes inhalors and dies
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| Funny quote, Posted by ozeskid on Mar 23rd, 2008, 2:25 am |
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[cross] Niko you suck dick at eatting pussy
[cross] .-.
• cross casts a level 4 death magic spell on niko
[cross] now that you have been pwned
[cross] i shall
»» nick change cross (EndofThe@*.com) changes nick to "Cross{GUILDWARS}"
[Cross{GUILDWARS}] play some video games
(..notice..) OperServ: You are now a SuperAdmin
(..notice..) OperServ: The nick Cross{GUILDWARS} is now being changed to DaddyRapededMe-Pwned.
»» nick change Cross{GUILDWARS} (EndofThe@*.com) changes nick to "DaddyRapededMe-Pwned"
[Niko] now that you have been pwned
[Niko] i shall
»» nick change Niko (Oper@Here.2.Help.n00bz.24.7) changes nick to "Niko[Brawl"
[Niko[Brawl] Play some SSBB
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| Newbie quote, Posted by Roxas on Mar 21st, 2008, 6:30 am |
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<Angel_Sky> oh yeah i have connection to the miltary so i can find where u leave and kill u
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 18th, 2008, 5:45 pm |
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[%Itaku] DAMNIT FIREFOX CRASHED ON ME ON THE 101TH QUESTION OF THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ
[@Rage] Guess its really impossible
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| Funny quote, Posted by ozeskid on Mar 11th, 2008, 1:32 am |
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[Death] o.o
[Niko] you copied it in there exactly as i pasted it?
[Death] <~Niko> on *:kick:#:{
[Death] <~Niko> if ($nick == $me) {
[Death] <~Niko> inc %kickcount
[Death] <~Niko> msg $chan I have kicked %kickcount people.
[Death] <~Niko> }
[Death] <~Niko> }
[Niko] you didnt add my name in there did you?
[Niko] take my name out of it
[Niko] :/
[Death] k.
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 8:41 pm |
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[+Aestroth] o_o;
• +Aestroth sexes some air.
[+Aestroth] OH GOD YES.
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| Funny quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 10th, 2008, 6:19 pm |
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[+Brenner] do i know you?
[+Metaknight] Yeah
[+Metaknight] Im the kid that punched you so hard you shat yourself
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| Funny quote, Posted by morfieus on Mar 8th, 2008, 10:01 pm |
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<+Xaph{eating}> someone should invent pussy scented air freshner
<+Xaph{eating}> id be all over that shit
<~Kat> now who is the perv?
<+Morfieus> LMAo @ be all over it
<~Kat> lmfao
<+Morfieus> humping the box in the store ehh?
<+Xaph{eating}> id probably end up in the ER for tryin to eat it though....
<+Morfieus> LMFAO
<~Kat> lmfao
<~Kat> omg
<~Kat> haha
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| Newbie quote, Posted by RageX on Mar 8th, 2008, 3:46 pm |
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[Rage] How do you ban someone?
[KanashiGuest] if your a channel op
[Rage] Thats when
[Rage] Im asking HOW
[KanashiGuest] set mode +v on them?
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| Newbie quote, Posted by jcdock on Feb 6th, 2008, 1:47 pm |
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<%Lrdwhyt> Wow
<%Lrdwhyt> I never knew that money could be used in so many places
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| Quits quote, Posted by jcdock on Feb 5th, 2008, 5:55 pm |
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James (James@Only.letters.ur.mum.knowz.is.K-F-C) Quit (Quit: abcd.. hehe im smarter that your mum)
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| Geek quote, Posted by Jason on Feb 5th, 2008, 1:34 pm |
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Scott: everyone knows vim is the best
Jason: cat is best
Jason: cat and echo
Scott: cat is not an editor
Jason: it is a document viewer
Jason: echo is a document creator
Jason: and together with grep, they are unbeatable
Jason: and maybe awk
Scott: thats just retarded
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