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<@Token> well, i had one of the pipes on my car shoot fire when i tried to start it, how fun
<Siren> token, you still messing with a broken car?
<@Token> Siren; i got the thermostat housing back on (yaey)
<@Token> but i broke a pipe in the process... that pipe shot out a flame...
<@Token> so...
<@Token> i need to replace said pipe
<@Token> i had to glue some screw back on.... but it ran..............
<@Token> "decent", for a few seconds... until the pipe burst and the throttle position sensor fell off (i taped it on, since i lost the screws.... looks like i need screws too)
<@Token> why the hell would a car need to transfer fire via a pipe though:\
<@Siren> to kill people?
<@thunderwolf318> yup
<@Siren> or burn up tentworms
<@Token> tentacles :(
<@Siren> or bee hives?
<mrmitchell> if its a firetruck
<@nhjm449> lol
<@Token> food truck
<@Siren> i would totally hijack a food truck
<@Token> so apparently the last song i had on in my car almost a year ago was adam sandler 'at a medium pace'... my dad gets in to start it while i observe whats smoking/on fire.... the first line he hears after the car 'starts' is 'spit on my hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace'...
<@Token> of all the damn songs on that cd -_-
<@Token> the only saving grace was the cd player display said 'adam sandler', so he gathered that it was a comedy song, not some fag anthem
<@Token> it started sucking though... because i said 'just shut it off', referring to the stereo, then the engine started pouring smoke... he was trying to figure out how to turn the stereo off, as i shouted 'shut it off', he thought i meant the stereo :|
<@Token> what a fucked up weekend, i need therapy
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