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| Geek quote, Posted by PingBad on May 13th, 2008, 6:05 am |
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[+ » jrm] those girlfriend installs are dangerous
[+ » jrm] they'll pwn finances-0.6a :/
[+ » PingBad] so bleeding that girlfriend-1.0 has a documented bank-leak?
[% » satmd] better hope virtualization is working out safely :p
[+ » PingBad] that is true, jrm
[+ » PingBad] but the fake-id-1.00-32-noarch.rpm patch fixes that bug
[+ » jrm] and you'll need to buy addons like jewellery-3.0.3 and roses-1.9.3
[% » satmd] hehe
[+ » jrm] .. especially if you want sex-0.6.9
[% » satmd] ahahaa
[+ » PingBad] and bjobs-0.6.9 too
[+ » PingBad] kids-0.0.1b is an optional package tho
[% » satmd] optional?
[% » Sporks] hmmm... optional is when she doesn't need to be addressed.
[+ » jrm] now THATs a dangerous one
[+ » PingBad] the installer may inform you that it's a dependency, but its not
[% » satmd] the kids package can subvert virtualization
[+ » PingBad] you simply install vasectomy-3.62.tar.gz prior to installing girlfriend-1.0
[+ » PingBad] problem solved :)
[+ » jrm] you gotta watch out though, you have girlfriend installed too long you'll end up getting a forced upgrade to wife-1.2 which can involve whiney-bitch-0.72 :/
[+ » PingBad] and divorce-settlement-0.fuck as well
* %satmd does echo "sys-partner/wife" >>/etc/portage/package.mask
[+ » jrm] oooh .. watch out for alimony-bendoverandfeelthepain-0.2b
[+ » PingBad] and the dominatrix-0.00 virus
[+ » jrm] lol
[+ » jrm] and this kids, is why you shouldnt install FreeBDSM
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