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| Funny quote, Posted by itaku on Apr 4th, 2008, 11:08 pm |
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* ~Niko throws a pokeball at Lucario
<~Niko> !!@$!@#$%^&*(
<~Niko> I GOT ME A LUCARIO!
* +Lucario smacks it away with an Aura Sphere
<+Lucario> <<
<+Lucario> Not
* ~Niko kicks Lucario in the nuts
<~Niko> bish
* %Itaku throws one of his 99 master balls he got off of action replay at Niko
<%Itaku> $%^@$%^$%&
<%Itaku> I GOT ME A NIKO!
* ~Niko shits in the pokeball
<~Niko> im not cleanin that
<%Itaku> eew
<%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU
* %Itaku sends out Niko
<~Niko> I HATE YOU TOO
<~Niko> :D
* ~Niko forfeits the battle
<~Niko> aww
<~Niko> your trainer record is shit now
<+Lucario> lol
* %Itaku breaks the old master ball and throws a new auto cleanable master ball at Niko
<~Niko> i got you all the way to the elite 4 and purposely fainted
<~Niko> damn that sucks
<%Itaku> $^%^#$%&#%
<%Itaku> I GOT MY NIKO BACK!
* ~Niko complains about no bed
<+Lucario> >>
<~Niko> if im gonna be doing all the work while you bark out orders then i think i want me some room service too
<%Itaku> dont complain and ill give you a uhh... razznazz berry?
<~Niko> im alergic to razznazz you asshole
<~Niko> go ahead give it to me, i want to faint in the next battle anyway
<%Itaku> then how about napalm berry?
<%Itaku> oh wait thats a poison
<~Niko> nurse joy has nice tits and i wanna see her
<~Niko> MAKE ME FAINT
<%Itaku> NIKO I CHOOSE YOU
<%Itaku> NIKO USE NAP!
<+Lucario> Nap <> Pokemon Move
<%Itaku> idc
<+Lucario> You do care?
<%Itaku> NOPE
<+Lucario> idc = I do care
<%Itaku> idea
<+Lucario> xD
<%Itaku> NIKO USE DETONATE... or explosion or whatever its called
<+Aliikai> self-destruct?
<%Itaku> yeah
<%Itaku> NIKO USE SELF-DESTRUCT
* ~Niko uses quick attack and starts to jack off
<~Niko> :D
<+Lucario> >>
<~Niko> HAHAHA
<%Itaku> I SAID SELF-DESTRUCT YOU SON OF A BITCH... IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU FAINT SO YOU CAN SEE NURSE JOYS TITS
* +Lucario uses bone rush to his Niko square on the nut with a bone
<+Lucario> *hit not his
* %Itaku uses max repel
<+Lucario> >>
<%Itaku> GET AWAY YOU WILD POKEMON
<~Niko> lol
* +Lucario is an Event Pokemon, not a Wild
<~Niko> LOL
<~Niko> ok
<~Niko> well
* %Itaku sprays pepper spray at Lucario
* ~Niko uses ember to burn the crabs off his dick
* +Lucario uses Extream Speed to dodge
<~Niko> it works better then shaving also
<~Niko> if you dont feel the burn then it didnt work
<~Niko> D:
* %Itaku shoves a squirrel up Lucario's ass
* +Lucario dodges
<%Itaku> I DIDNT SAY ATTEMPT TO I SAID I DID
<+Lucario> And I say I dodged
<%Itaku> AND I SAY YOUR OUT OF PP'S TO DODGE YOU ASS
<~Niko> i have a PP
<~Niko> :D
<%Itaku> whatever
<%Itaku> NIKO USE LEER
<%Itaku> i never figured out what that does...
<&Naka> Uh
<&Naka> ..
<&Naka> Turns your eyes white?
<&Naka> Hell if I know.
* ~Niko uses splash
<~Niko> i was born a swimmer
<%Itaku> i hate pokemon who has leer
<+Lucario> Leer lowers the foe's attack
<%Itaku> and Niko has leer
<+Lucario> >>
<%Itaku> so im going to do this
* %Itaku launches a bazooka at Niko
* ~Niko uses "connection reset by Leer"
* %Itaku takes inhalors and dies
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