10 Step guide on how to find a date on IRC

michaeljohnson · none Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 9

This is my 10 step guide on how to find a date on irc Smile

1, Don't be lame, chicks dont dig lameness.
2, Join channels such as: #chat #date #usa #uk #teen #teenchat #teens #horny #whores #sex #girls
3, Message the channels you join information about yourselfs and tell them what you are looking for
4, Dont repeat yourself
5, If a girl/guy messages you, keep it cool, dont be lame and dont talk with numbers in words like i 4m 31337 etc etc
6, Dont ask for sex streight away lol even though you might be horny lol
7, Add them to an instant messager because servers go down alot and sometimes people donsign into irc as muc has there instant messager.
8, ask them for a phone number and keep in touch
9, Dont tell them you love them, want sex or wat to cyber with them
10, Be yourself

if this works please get in touch lol

phrozen77 · Posted: Mar 26, 2005 9:29am Post subject:

11. Dont put URLs youre affiliated with everywhere (and even where they dont make any sense..)

SATAN-HHH · Eleet Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Posts: 860 Location: Texas

12. Slap yourself for actually trying to get a date on irc. Dude, it's called the real world. Try it every once in a while.

Robert-E-Lee · Posted: Mar 30, 2005 6:46pm Post subject:

for people who find something on irc, there's usually a constant from the ones who have success.
they
weren't
looking.

it's kinda like real life that way, you happen upon the right person when you're not really looking.

solution?
if you want to find someone, quit looking.