160lb Chick or 610lb Chick?

LordChaos · none Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 20

About 5 years ago a woman I chatted on the net wanted me to come stay with her. she sent me pictures and told me she was a little heavy.. I asked her how heavy? She said 160lbs.. I got a one way ticket and when I got there my baggage was f*up so I was the last one waiting. She was the only other one in the terminal and she took up 3 seats wide.. I almost died... she was more like 610lbs.... So be very carefull...

Akoshia · Lurker Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 143 Location: Florida

lmaooooo

Jason · Posted: Oct 22, 2005 5:33am Post subject:

If that's a little, I wonder what she considers "a lot"

JohnB · Posted: Oct 22, 2005 8:54am Post subject:

haha....always ask for webcam shows first!!!

LordChaos · none Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 20

Well we headed out to her car it was a VW rabit.. It was like watching a heard of clowns getting into a bug, except I was in the passager seat gasping for air... help.. The car drove so low to the ground that pebels couldnt go under it.. I was like a dog with my head hanging out the window. It was not by choice it was the only place I could fit my head that her rolls of fat did not consume.... again be very carefull

Akoshia · Lurker Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 143 Location: Florida

rotfff , what is it with fat women and little cars!?!?!?! lol

Loser04 · Posted: Oct 22, 2005 8:09pm Post subject:

Now, that is a great story, did you tell her you'd pay for fat removal? Or did you just slaughter her and sell her to mini markets?

LordChaos · none Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 20

I knew once I got to her home I needed a job the next day. So we went to a local car dealership and I got the job after they took a look at the VW rabit with the huge woman inside it. I guess they thought I had to feed her and really needed the job. They had 2 shifts a day I told them I would take both its 16hours away from her. One day I was sleeping and I felt the air depart from my lungs. She was on me and I wouldn't breath let alone excape... I managed to roll her off me before dieing..

shadow16 · Lurker Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 186 Location: IRC

Man thats a scary story for halloween o_o

LordChaos · none Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 20

Well once she figured out there would be no loving she grew more angery and started to be spitfull... never upset a 610lb woman its like trying to dance with a bull wearing all red... I would go to work 16hrs a day and when I came home she would have dinner ready for me... Well as time went on I started getting sick everytime I ate her food and everyone in the house was fine... when I didn't eat her food I was fine.. I noticed she kept rat poison in the seasiong cupboard.. she was tring to kill me...

Rupert · none Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 28

LordChaos · none Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 20

...a guy from work was about to be evicted from his apartment so my boss after me telling him I think I was being poised.. Told me to talk to the guy.. so that night my friend took his truck to Godzillazs house and she started yelling at me as soon as I walked in the door.. Thats when I repleyed "f* you, you rat poising my food b*!! I will be getting my s* and getting the f* out".... that was my last online relationship and I swaer it was the truth.. no guy would post that, it happened to him.. Happy thanksgiving and merry xmas!! PeaCe OuT!! ~Mark Leatherman

FBI · Posted: Nov 25, 2005 11:46am Post subject:

Ouch.....

lesson learned

Forgot what I am about to say...lol

gimme couple mintures....

downlink · none Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 13

lol that would be scary

Spektral · none Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 40

Oh, good Lord.. o-o'